Author has written 14 stories for Young Adult, Sci-Fi, Song, General, and Life.

Okay let me start this off by saying I'm fifteen (June 26). My name is Conner and I am indeed a girl.

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I like to play Softball, Skateboarding, Rollerblading, and playing street hockey. And hitting the little ruler button up here. It's Fun. I know

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I live in Florida and I go to UHS.

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I have a bunch of favorite quotes (okay, maybe not a bunch but whatever);
For children with short attention spans- the boomarang that doesn't come back.

I hear voices...

... they don't like you either.

Homework: (Noun) a punishment given to students by evil teachers after the students have already put in 7 hours of hard labor. (See evil, torture, wrong, cruel, unjust, satan, crap)

If you are feeling unsuccessful just think about this: eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

To successfully keep robbers out of your house put six locks on your door. When you go out, lock every other one. No matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.

One in every four Americans has some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, than its you.

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.

Join the army, meet interesting people, kill them.

National Atheism Day: April 1st

Anger is memories not forgotten.
and these memories, it feels like i just shot them.

I'm not twisted.
just a little screwed up.

Don't Know.
Don't Care.

I'm screwed up in this twisted little world.

and like, the best one ever:

"That a woman convieved me, I thank her; that she brought me up, I likewise give her most humble thanks. But that I will have a recheat winded in my forehead or hung my buldge in an invisible baldrick, all women shall pardon me. Because I will not do them the wrong mistrust any, I will do myself the right to trust none; and the fine is, for the which I may go the finer, I will live a bachelor."
-Benedick, Much Ado About Nothing

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Works:

-The Truth Untold; finally...COMPLETED!

-Quote Book!

-The Red, based off a Chevelle song loosley

-Nail Down, based off of a Chevelle Lyric

-Apperception, because i like that word

- An Evening with the Devil! another Chevelle song based story, but i'm proud of it.

- Driving Blind, this is based off the words a friend said. I dedicate this to her.

- Do you think she's Dead?, just an odd fiction thingy...

- Beautiful Song which is a story of envy.

- Your Song, the companion to Beautiful Song. Dedicated to Nikki 1.

- PTO aka Shambolic. Experimentation thing written in British slang.

- and, The Death of Lily, a poem written about two running parallel lives that begins at the funeral of a girl I've named Lily.

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Gods and Goddesses:

So no one can argue im gonna make this clear, Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles are the God and Goddess of Comedy! Yea, I realise that they are both guys, but I figure behind every successsful man there is a woman, which it is in this case is up to you. Choose carefully.

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I like hobbies

Yet sadly i dont really have any. However , I do enjoy wathing stand-up by Jimmy Carr and Eddie Izzard.

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Music:

Chevelle, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Sum 41, System of a Down, 3 Doors Down, Millencolin, TV on the Radio, Arctic Monkeys, Meese,

and my all time favourite... STEELY DAN!!!

I know it doesnt fit with the others but I like it the best.