Alright I'll just give you the skinny

age: 19

Top two fav novels: Shadow of the Hegemon by Orson Scott Card, and Exuberance by Kay Redfield Jamison

Top two fav. fictionpress stories: "Hello Kitty" by Endless Dark, "Abide With Me" by Myrika

Hobby: reading like my life depends on it

Quote of the Month: "I rely on my personality for birth control" -Liz Winston

Fav. Quotes:"The graveyards are full of indispensable men", "They certainly give very strange names to diseases", "Never pick a fight with an ugly person. They have nothing to lose", "It's not living alone if you keep a rifle under the bed", "I believe in an open mind, but not so open that your brains fall out", "Life is a STD", "The world owes you nothing, it was here first", "If you're never scared, or hurt, or embarrassed, it means you never take chances", "Often it's a pity Noah and his people didn't miss the boat", "Of those who say nothing, few are silent", "Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so","The truth is not hard to kill, but a lie told well is immortal", "When men lack a sense of awe, there will be disaster", "Who needs affection when I can have blind hatred", "Where they have burned books, they will end in burning human beings", "The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't","I have never heard more eloquent silence", "When we remember that we are all mad, life stands explained", "Love and fear goodness", "Save me from my friends, I can protect myself from my enemies", "I love deadlines. I love the wooshing sound they make as they fly by","I sold flowers, I didn't sell myself. Now that you've made a lady out of me I'm not fit to sell anything else", "Be the chess player, not the chess piece", "Everyone has his burden, what matters is how you carry it", "You see what power is, holding someone elses fear in your hand and showing it to them", "Life is pain highness, anyone who tells you different is selling something", "If absolute power corruppts absolutely, does powerlessness make you pure?","Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast", "I charge you with contempt of conscience, Self-perjury, kindness aforethought, sentimentallity in the first degree", "Life is full of grief to exactly the degree we allow ourselves to love other people", "Give every man thy ear, but few thy voice", "Insanity: a perfectly rational adjustment to the insane world", "She was angry. At herself. At human nature. At the fact that she was human and therefore had to have that nature whether she wanted it or not", "Art is long, Life is short","In the beginning the universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move","Wire blier, Limber lock, three geese flying in a flock, one flew east one flew west one flew over the cuckoo's nest", "We learn from history that we do not learn from history", "If you know what you want then you go and you find it and you get it", "They sicken of the calm; who knew the storm", "This age thinks better of a gilded fool than of a thread bare saint in wisdoms school", "You would knock me to the floor if I wasn't there already", "What would an angel say, the devil wants to know", "Young mens love then truly lies not in their hearts but in their eyes", "Unmisted by love or dislike I am not cruel, only truthful", "We don't see things as they are, but as we are", "Many would be cowards if they had the courage","I can resist anything but temptation"

Dr. Seuss explains why computers crash: If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is Interrupted at a very last resort, and the access of the memory makes your floppy disk abort, Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report. If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, And the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash, And your data is corrupted cause the index doesn't hash, Then your situation's hopeless and your systems gonna crash! If the label on the cable on the table at your house says the network is connected to the button on the mouse, but your packets want to tunnel to another protocol, that's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall, and your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss, till your icons in the windows are as wavy as a souse, then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang, 'cuz sure as I'm a poet the suckers gonna hang! When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy in the disk, And the macrocode instructions cause unnecessary risk, Then you'll have to flash the memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM, Quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your Mom -by anonymous

Notice: War Zone was previously titled My Love Is Like To Ice. Sorry for any confusion.

On Hiatus! Ok, yes I lied when I said I'd post in September, I know. Frankly, I've been very busy with school and I kind of started a new project. Trust me it's worth it. I do plan on getting back to War Zone. Just need to work out the when...