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since: 01-21-05, id: 455475, Profile Updated: 09-22-09
country: United States
Author has written 53 stories for Horror, Action, Essay, Love, Manga, Nature, Song, Humor, Life, Fantasy, War, and Historical.

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My XBOX Live profile is CommonSpliffy and I'm usually playing Street Fighter IV. I'll totally kick your ass if you all wanna try. I'll warn you, me and Guile are like stink on shit. I know all of his moves, I can execute his Ultra at any given moment, and I've mastered most of his Hard Trials--so I'm very deadly! I usually play Guitar Hero on there. I don't have Guitar Hero 5, I'm only buying it this month because it comes with Van Halen for free and two new games for one is always a plus! I haven't played guitar hero online in a while, but I usually play Metallica a lot, sometimes number three, and occassionally some world tour. I don't own Smash Hits, I wish Aerosmith's online play wasn't cancelled because I would stomp somebody hard core!

Race: Human, duh. Just kidding. I'm of white ethnicity, but I am 50 Ukrainian.

Prefers: Burn riding (If you don't know what it means, remember that scene in Cheech In chong? Yeah...), Writing, reading, and lots of other shit.

RIP Michael Jackson- They may just say you're a pedophile and i know we all joked about it but I know you aren't one, you never were, and remember I was always a die hard fan. I am going to miss the fuck out of this dude. Come on everybody, and even if he did touch a few little boys HE'S MICHAEL FUCKING JACKSON! Besides that, the dude can totally sing way better than these hacks in the music biz today, and he had the moves. He made Thriller! THRILLER!

RIP Willy Mays- You'll always be remembered as that really loud and obnoxious salesman, but dude you could sell! I bet you could shit in a box and talk me into buying it! And I might buy two!

RIP Chris Penn- One of the many great actors out of hollywood that didn't get as much fame as he deserved.

RIP Billy Preston- A great musician and without his help we wouldn't have had a nostalgic album known only as "Let it Be." ooV! man... We'll remember you.

"What happens when you become such a Pacifist you have to get shot?" --John Lennon, literally months before death.

IM if you ever need to talk!

UPDATE 9-22-09

I know a lot of stories of mine are in writing hell right now, so I'm probably going to just delete a plethora of the old unfinished works so I can keep them safe to my head--I'll never forget any of them.

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1. CODE DEVIL » reviews
Jamie and her friends come across a little girl who is being chased by a deranged madman bent on getting her to open up a doorway to hell in order to dethrone Satan and enslave the entire planet--and eventually the universe.
Manga - Fiction Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,004 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 11-20-09 - Published: 9-10-09
2. Shadow Cop Finalized Version » reviews
Graphic content warning. Alex Schuman thought his job was hard until he found himself trying to track down a demented child murderer. As he gets closer to solving the case, things start getting more twisted, and now he's found himself running in a circle.
Horror - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,076 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 6-7-09 - Published: 4-26-09
3. Subject One » reviews
Travis never knew his early childhood well. What he didn't know was that as a child he was abducted because of hidden powers in him. The worse part is now there are Test Subjects just like him trying to kill him and of course he just wont give in.
Manga - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 60,191 - Reviews: 158 - Updated: 3-7-08 - Published: 5-24-06
4. Bishop » reviews
Bishop was the elite. He is the elite. But now he's become the enemy. After years of defending the president he's been framed for assassinating him and the whole country is against him. Now in a race against time he has to prove his innocence and survive.
Manga - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,032 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 8-9-07 - Published: 8-2-07
5. A song with no name reviews
This song has no name. I wrote it to the rhythm of a guitar riff a friend wrote. It's about a girl that meant a lot to me, but just ended up having a shitty life. This song will possibly never be played by my band. I walked out of it, took this with me
Complete - Song - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-17-07 - Published: 7-17-07
6. Krist » reviews
I guess I'm a liar, I built myself around lies, and I lived a lie. My name's Krist, I left the one I loved, and it's been six years. Now I play a dangerous game where I try to raise hell for personal profit, and now she's back in my life. R&R, I'll R&R yo
Manga - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,139 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 3-19-07 - Published: 2-14-07
7. Blood Stained Crucifix reviews
Don't change for anybody...
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 2-28-07 - Published: 2-28-07
8. Random Acts of Stonerism » reviews
Just a bunch of random skits written specifically for humor purposes. Yeah, I guess maybe some of this is pretty stupid, but I'm sure you'll have a few laughs. check it out, read and review, I'll return the favor. Warning, foul language, may be offensive
Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,866 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 2-24-07 - Published: 10-3-06
9. Nevermind » reviews
I was so stoned when I wrote this. Tori is the best fucking girl of her kind. ONe day she accidentally takes 47 hits worth of acid and ends up hitting her head on the wall of her basement which transports her to another land. IN tradition of Spirited Away
Manga - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,548 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 2-2-07 - Published: 1-24-07
10. The Drifter » reviews
Leon Goashima is considered one of the most deadliest people in America. He's feared by many, but his girlfriend Charlotte gets captured. This sets him off on an adventure where he finds friends and new love on the way. R&R, I'll R&R U REVISED complete
Complete - Manga - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 55,275 - Reviews: 211 - Updated: 1-27-07 - Published: 4-2-06
11. Blood Stained Rose » reviews
Rei had grown up as a warrior, respectful to her clan, Bushido, and the law of the Earth. After her clan falls, she tries to find the ones who ruined her life by joining a freedom group known as Liberation. My final story ever completed and by far my best
Complete - Manga - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 34 - Words: 79,051 - Reviews: 265 - Updated: 1-15-07 - Published: 7-1-06
12. Random Acts of Stonerism Presents Christmas reviews
Herbie the Hippie was waiting for his girlfriend when suddenly a few carolers decide to take him with him. Stoned, he ends up going through a whole fuck load of trouble and then decides that Christmas just might be horrible. Warning, this may offend you
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,479 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-24-06 - Published: 12-24-06
13. Over the edge reviews
Rejection is such a bitch, but you gotta get over it. I wrote this on paper in just ten minutes to keep myself from going over the edge. I hope you enjoy
Complete - Song - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 251 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 12-6-06 - Published: 12-6-06
14. Shadow Cop » reviews
Alex Schauman was the best cop on the force. Strict to the code and his reputation he lived everything out swell before being shot to death. Months later he rises from the dead to get revenge while a demonic incarnation hunts him down. Intense gore
Manga - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,410 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 12-2-06 - Published: 11-12-06
15. The Bitter Life reviews
You ever hear about those Emo's complaining? Yeah, you have. This isn't those poems. THis is about a stoner dealing with some rough shit. It's my story. YOu might like! And I hate Emos, I really do...
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-26-06 - Published: 11-26-06
16. Darkit2099 writes » reviews
Here's crazy, but true stories, each were told on AIM, and I copied them down so I can tell you guys. THey're very funny, this shows my crazy youth. Now finished! No more updates now
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,721 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 11-17-06 - Published: 7-8-06
17. The Nightmare Code » reviews
Aaron was a hacker for many years before stopping. Once after learning some odd news, he sees there is a computer program terminating people through screens and he thinks he is the only one who can stop it.
Manga - Fiction Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,778 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 11-14-06 - Published: 10-21-06
18. Blood Stained Rose, and the missing bits » reviews
These are a collection of material that was cut out of BSR and actually saved for reference and later use. Might be worth the read if you enjoyed BSR so far. Contains the two alternate ending of BSR and Spoilers.
Complete - Manga - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,181 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 11-8-06 - Published: 9-30-06
19. War Spoils reviews
A soldier is hit with a mortar and he finds himself as a useless piece of meet that still lives. He wants to die, but he cant do anything but breathe and think. Based on Johnny Got His Gun.
Complete - War - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-8-06 - Published: 11-8-06
20. The great stoned age » reviews
It's the 1970s. This is a time more known as the dope decade which usually meant drugs, sex, and parties on a daily basis. This time was the best to live. Luke and Joe both got around evenly, but one weekend seemed like the turning point. Their story...
Historical - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,985 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 11-1-06 - Published: 10-12-06
21. Sanitarium reviews
I want to go home, but I can't. I'm not crazy, they are. Interpret me if you wish, but I dare. You'll never understand.
Complete - Horror - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-31-06 - Published: 10-31-06
22. Pussy Juice reviews
I battled with alcoholism. I wrote this to help ignore my withdrawal symptoms. It's how I felt when i was a drinker. This is my therapy.
Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 179 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-28-06 - Published: 10-28-06
23. Giz reviews
I'm writing about addiction. It consumes us all. It has you, me, your family, and everything. We're all addicted to something. This is addiciton in it's many forms, that powerful thing.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10-28-06 - Published: 10-28-06
24. 12 String Player reviews
20 years ago today, Cliff Burton was killed in a wreck after his bus turned over. In memorium, I wrote this ballad about a young boy and how he became famous with a 12string only to end in heartbreak. Some themes not suitable for children
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-28-06 - Published: 9-27-06
25. Minutes Gone reviews
A poem about drug use as told through the mind of a victim. Very detailed, this may be considered graphic, and there is a lot of cussing in this. Read with caution
Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-27-06 - Published: 9-27-06
26. The Cellar » reviews
The folks in town don't know what goes on in the cellar up on the hill. Some say it's just a cellar, and there's the rumor that a mad man with a zombified child live there. But it's all rumor, right? R&R and i'll return the favor. Very brutal not for kids
Horror - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,886 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 9-24-06 - Published: 9-4-06
27. Burning Misery reviews
This is a little poem I wrote about how destroyed I felt following 9-11. Never forget the day Terrorists changed us, let them pay. Together we stand, divided we fall, never forget.
War - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 9-11-06 - Published: 9-11-06
28. Officially Pronounced Dead? reviews
Is Paul really dead? If you believe he is still alive, or have suspicion that he is dead, all you really nead to know is right here. In here is forensic evidence proving that he was most likely replaced with a look alike. Warning, this contains foul langu
Essay - Fiction Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,546 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-6-06 - Published: 9-6-06
29. Blue Jay Way reviews
A little poem I wrote about a killer road called Blue Jay Way. Not a real road, it's just a Beatles song, and it inspired me to wrie this.
Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8-11-06 - Published: 8-11-06
30. Out of Body reviews
This is a ballad. A poet ballad that can work as a song, but it's describing an out of body experience I had. Plenty of meanings and metaphors to keep you going... R&R, I'll gladly return the favor
Song - Fiction Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,389 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-20-06 - Published: 7-20-06
31. If you were me reviews
You ever just feel something for somebody, but you know love is forbidden? A little bit of an off key poem for me, but this is just my view on something. Something botteld up I guess.
Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-14-06 - Published: 7-14-06
32. Mountain of Needles reviews
A little poem I wrote about heroin. It's a really bad drug, this tells the perspective of a friend-but is he helping or destroying the victim?
Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 497 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-12-06 - Published: 7-12-06
33. Legends of the Music Industry » reviews
This is an essay about a bunch of myths and legends surrounding the music industry about bands surrounded in controversy. Warning, contains suggestive themes, satanic references, drug use, sexual content, etc, Sound cool? Come on in...
Essay - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,738 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 7-8-06 - Published: 3-27-06
34. Backmasking: Subliminal Messages » reviews
(Long Overdue, finished) This is a four part essay about the study of Backmasking. This is about the legend that playing music in reverse will reveal hidden messages. But are they real? This is a history of the study.
Essay - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,657 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 6-20-06 - Published: 2-12-06
35. School yard Junkies » reviews
Originally titled "Commonly Untitled." Kyle is a modern day John Lennon type stoner. After a meth lab explosion, things go nuts and he is caught in a small drug scandal. Now complete. Read and review and i'll send you back reviews. Peace!
Action - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/General - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,268 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 5-19-06 - Published: 4-20-06
36. I'm So HIgh reviews
This song is a parody of "I'm So Tired" that I sing to my friends when... (see title above) And they laugh. So I'm going to share it with you. Rise, fight the power.
Song - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 5-12-06 - Published: 5-12-06
37. My head is just bumpin! reviews
This is a funny little factoid about Marijuana, how helpful it is, and I think you might like it. YOu might be amazed, read with an open mind.
Essay - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 5-11-06 - Published: 5-11-06
38. I miss you like hell reviews
A little poem I wrote for my story "The Drifter" about the main character who is in tears over the loss of his girlfriend Charlotte. Ties in well with the story.
Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 236 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-7-06 - Published: 5-7-06
39. Long Long Long and Winding Road to Blue Jay Way reviews
It's 420. Happy 420, get toked. Get the smoke. And burn up a doobie. Have fun, enjoy
Nature - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-20-06 - Published: 4-20-06
40. Quarantine » reviews
Finished Vincent's life had just plunged. While on the way to a total Mental Breakdown, the city of NY is hit by a chemical that is turning people into cannibals. This story contains intense gore. It's just not as well written compared to my other stuff.
Horror - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,651 - Reviews: 70 - Updated: 3-30-06 - Published: 5-18-05
41. Sadness no more reviews
After this weekend I've found inspiration, my guiding light. My Muse. So I wrote this to show how positive I feel now. This is about lost love and new friends
Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 352 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 3-27-06 - Published: 3-27-06
42. To chase a feather in the wind reviews
I've felt something leave me and I wrote this poem after hearing some Zeppelin. I hope you can find out what it's about. It's lost love
Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 145 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-24-06 - Published: 3-24-06
43. Paul is Dead: Truth or Hoax? » reviews
(Complete, shocking new clue found on Revolution 9, chapter 5) A rumor was started in the 1960s that Beatles singer Paul McCartney had died in an accident. This lead to believe that they hid clues on the albums. But is he dead? Are these rumors true?
Essay - Fiction Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,874 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 3-22-06 - Published: 3-13-06
44. Facility of Terror » reviews
(Chapter 6 up) Following the end of the soviet Union and the death of Jay's friends, he is sent to Siberia to drill for oil. Upon this, they believe that they've punched a hole into hell and freed the original Dracula, the vampire Vlad the Impaler.
Horror - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,199 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 3-13-06 - Published: 3-2-06
45. Conspiracies: True or just a Hoax? reviews
A list of conspiracies that remain unsolved. This week, I'll be discussing the cause of TWA800's crash. What really took it down?
Essay - Fiction Rated: T - English - Mystery/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-28-06 - Published: 2-28-06
46. The Siege of the Flesh Eaters » reviews
(Cancelled due to accident.) Cherri is transferred to an Island lab when a virus breaks out and begins to attack the people of the base. She wakes up days later and now everyone is missing-but not dead. They've become something much more sinister. R&R
Horror - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,798 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 2-9-06 - Published: 2-5-06
47. Counter Crime Unit » reviews
After the death of a Detective, the Mayor of New York declares Organized Crime as a Clear and Present Danger and creates the Counter Crime Unit. Mitch Woods is appointed to lead the CCU solo to end a growing Underground Mob War that threatens every one.
Action - Fiction Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,077 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 12-19-05 - Published: 11-28-05
48. The Day of Judgement » reviews
Warning, contains swordplay and gore. An angel and the next savior are paired up to move across the US and keep an Angel Extremist from starting a holy war between Heaven and Hell. Like Beowulf, Constantine? Try this one.
Action - Fiction Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,525 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-24-05 - Published: 10-23-05
49. Mirrors reviews
ONE SHOT- John is on the 13th floor staring into Mirrors that show him the real world as it should be seen. But while he's in the hospital, doctors, apparitions, and his own minds haunts him.
Horror - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 8-30-05 - Published: 8-30-05
50. A Warrior's Tale » reviews
(Chap 2 up) This is a seperate set of stories about 3 warriors who mastered Ki. One tells of a warrior who wants revenge against the Yakuza, another of a warrior who wants back his past, and one of a warrior who defended his country against Genghis Kahn
Action - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,805 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-15-05 - Published: 6-6-05
51. Cyberspace » reviews
(Exile up) This is a collection of stories that were based in a cybernetic world called the Hyper Dome. I update it weekly. Based off my 2003 story. There's something for everyone.
Action - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,704 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 5-9-05 - Published: 4-14-05
52. Laboratory 666 aka Area 666 » reviews
(Chap 4 up) Following immidiately after 666. A riot breaks out at Area 51 and survivors of the riot are pulled into the base. Little do they know is that demons are intervening with this World Wide Epidemic
Horror - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,427 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3-9-05 - Published: 2-2-05
53. 666 » reviews
(Finished) Zombies attack the town of Northrock when hell runs out of room. Travis, JT, Jon, DT, and Eric are stuck inside. Can the people survive? First story Action, language, drug use, gore, read and review
Horror - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,762 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 1-31-05 - Published: 1-25-05
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