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Author has written 53 stories for Horror, Action, Essay, Love, Manga, Nature, Song, Humor, Life, Fantasy, War, and Historical. Quick info about me: If you have MSN darkit2099@hotmail.com Yahoo Fallen_angel_kizmet@yahoo.com AIM or AOL Darkit2099@aol.com Myspace IM Man, fuck some myspace IM My XBOX Live profile is CommonSpliffy and I'm usually playing Street Fighter IV. I'll totally kick your ass if you all wanna try. I'll warn you, me and Guile are like stink on shit. I know all of his moves, I can execute his Ultra at any given moment, and I've mastered most of his Hard Trials--so I'm very deadly! I usually play Guitar Hero on there. I don't have Guitar Hero 5, I'm only buying it this month because it comes with Van Halen for free and two new games for one is always a plus! I haven't played guitar hero online in a while, but I usually play Metallica a lot, sometimes number three, and occassionally some world tour. I don't own Smash Hits, I wish Aerosmith's online play wasn't cancelled because I would stomp somebody hard core! Race: Human, duh. Just kidding. I'm of white ethnicity, but I am 50 Ukrainian. Prefers: Burn riding (If you don't know what it means, remember that scene in Cheech In chong? Yeah...), Writing, reading, and lots of other shit. RIP Michael Jackson- They may just say you're a pedophile and i know we all joked about it but I know you aren't one, you never were, and remember I was always a die hard fan. I am going to miss the fuck out of this dude. Come on everybody, and even if he did touch a few little boys HE'S MICHAEL FUCKING JACKSON! Besides that, the dude can totally sing way better than these hacks in the music biz today, and he had the moves. He made Thriller! THRILLER! RIP Willy Mays- You'll always be remembered as that really loud and obnoxious salesman, but dude you could sell! I bet you could shit in a box and talk me into buying it! And I might buy two! RIP Chris Penn- One of the many great actors out of hollywood that didn't get as much fame as he deserved. RIP Billy Preston- A great musician and without his help we wouldn't have had a nostalgic album known only as "Let it Be." ooV! man... We'll remember you. "What happens when you become such a Pacifist you have to get shot?" --John Lennon, literally months before death. IM if you ever need to talk! UPDATE 9-22-09 I know a lot of stories of mine are in writing hell right now, so I'm probably going to just delete a plethora of the old unfinished works so I can keep them safe to my head--I'll never forget any of them. | |||||||||
1. CODE DEVIL » reviewsJamie and her friends come across a little girl who is being chased by a deranged madman bent on getting her to open up a doorway to hell in order to dethrone Satan and enslave the entire planet--and eventually the universe.Manga - Fiction Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,729 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 10-21-09 - Published: 9-10-092. Shadow Cop Finalized Version » reviewsGraphic content warning. Alex Schuman thought his job was hard until he found himself trying to track down a demented child murderer. As he gets closer to solving the case, things start getting more twisted, and now he's found himself running in a circle.Horror - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,076 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 6-7-09 - Published: 4-26-093. Subject One » reviewsTravis never knew his early childhood well. What he didn't know was that as a child he was abducted because of hidden powers in him. The worse part is now there are Test Subjects just like him trying to kill him and of course he just wont give in.Manga - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 60,191 - Reviews: 158 - Updated: 3-7-08 - Published: 5-24-064. Bishop » reviewsBishop was the elite. He is the elite. But now he's become the enemy. After years of defending the president he's been framed for assassinating him and the whole country is against him. Now in a race against time he has to prove his innocence and survive.Manga - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,032 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 8-9-07 - Published: 8-2-075. A song with no name reviewsThis song has no name. I wrote it to the rhythm of a guitar riff a friend wrote. It's about a girl that meant a lot to me, but just ended up having a shitty life. This song will possibly never be played by my band. I walked out of it, took this with meComplete - Song - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-17-07 - Published: 7-17-076. Krist » reviewsI guess I'm a liar, I built myself around lies, and I lived a lie. My name's Krist, I left the one I loved, and it's been six years. Now I play a dangerous game where I try to raise hell for personal profit, and now she's back in my life. R&R, I'll R&R yoManga - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,139 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 3-19-07 - Published: 2-14-077. Blood Stained Crucifix reviewsDon't change for anybody...Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 2-28-07 - Published: 2-28-078. Random Acts of Stonerism » reviewsJust a bunch of random skits written specifically for humor purposes. Yeah, I guess maybe some of this is pretty stupid, but I'm sure you'll have a few laughs. check it out, read and review, I'll return the favor. Warning, foul language, may be offensiveHumor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,866 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 2-24-07 - Published: 10-3-069. Nevermind » reviewsI was so stoned when I wrote this. Tori is the best fucking girl of her kind. ONe day she accidentally takes 47 hits worth of acid and ends up hitting her head on the wall of her basement which transports her to another land. IN tradition of Spirited AwayManga - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,548 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 2-2-07 - Published: 1-24-0710. The Drifter » reviewsLeon Goashima is considered one of the most deadliest people in America. He's feared by many, but his girlfriend Charlotte gets captured. This sets him off on an adventure where he finds friends and new love on the way. R&R, I'll R&R U REVISED completeComplete - Manga - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 55,275 - Reviews: 211 - Updated: 1-27-07 - Published: 4-2-0611. Blood Stained Rose » reviewsRei had grown up as a warrior, respectful to her clan, Bushido, and the law of the Earth. After her clan falls, she tries to find the ones who ruined her life by joining a freedom group known as Liberation. My final story ever completed and by far my bestComplete - Manga - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 34 - Words: 79,051 - Reviews: 265 - Updated: 1-15-07 - Published: 7-1-0612. Random Acts of Stonerism Presents Christmas reviewsHerbie the Hippie was waiting for his girlfriend when suddenly a few carolers decide to take him with him. Stoned, he ends up going through a whole fuck load of trouble and then decides that Christmas just might be horrible. Warning, this may offend youComplete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,479 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-24-06 - Published: 12-24-0613. Over the edge reviewsRejection is such a bitch, but you gotta get over it. I wrote this on paper in just ten minutes to keep myself from going over the edge. I hope you enjoyComplete - Song - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 251 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 12-6-06 - Published: 12-6-0614. Shadow Cop » reviewsAlex Schauman was the best cop on the force. Strict to the code and his reputation he lived everything out swell before being shot to death. Months later he rises from the dead to get revenge while a demonic incarnation hunts him down. Intense goreManga - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,410 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 12-2-06 - Published: 11-12-0615. The Bitter Life reviewsYou ever hear about those Emo's complaining? Yeah, you have. This isn't those poems. THis is about a stoner dealing with some rough shit. It's my story. YOu might like! And I hate Emos, I really do...Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-26-06 - Published: 11-26-0616. Darkit2099 writes » reviewsHere's crazy, but true stories, each were told on AIM, and I copied them down so I can tell you guys. THey're very funny, this shows my crazy youth. Now finished! No more updates nowComplete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,721 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 11-17-06 - Published: 7-8-0617. The Nightmare Code » reviewsAaron was a hacker for many years before stopping. Once after learning some odd news, he sees there is a computer program terminating people through screens and he thinks he is the only one who can stop it.Manga - Fiction Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,778 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 11-14-06 - Published: 10-21-0618. Blood Stained Rose, and the missing bits » reviewsThese are a collection of material that was cut out of BSR and actually saved for reference and later use. Might be worth the read if you enjoyed BSR so far. Contains the two alternate ending of BSR and Spoilers.Complete - Manga - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,181 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 11-8-06 - Published: 9-30-0619. War Spoils reviewsA soldier is hit with a mortar and he finds himself as a useless piece of meet that still lives. He wants to die, but he cant do anything but breathe and think. Based on Johnny Got His Gun.Complete - War - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-8-06 - Published: 11-8-0620. The great stoned age » reviewsIt's the 1970s. This is a time more known as the dope decade which usually meant drugs, sex, and parties on a daily basis. This time was the best to live. Luke and Joe both got around evenly, but one weekend seemed like the turning point. Their story...Historical - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,985 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 11-1-06 - Published: 10-12-0621. Sanitarium reviewsI want to go home, but I can't. I'm not crazy, they are. Interpret me if you wish, but I dare. You'll never understand.Complete - Horror - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-31-06 - Published: 10-31-0622. Pussy Juice reviewsI battled with alcoholism. I wrote this to help ignore my withdrawal symptoms. It's how I felt when i was a drinker. This is my therapy.Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 179 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-28-06 - Published: 10-28-0623. Giz reviewsI'm writing about addiction. It consumes us all. It has you, me, your family, and everything. We're all addicted to something. This is addiciton in it's many forms, that powerful thing.Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10-28-06 - Published: 10-28-0624. 12 String Player reviews20 years ago today, Cliff Burton was killed in a wreck after his bus turned over. In memorium, I wrote this ballad about a young boy and how he became famous with a 12string only to end in heartbreak. Some themes not suitable for childrenComplete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-28-06 - Published: 9-27-0625. Minutes Gone reviewsA poem about drug use as told through the mind of a victim. Very detailed, this may be considered graphic, and there is a lot of cussing in this. Read with cautionLife - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-27-06 - Published: 9-27-0626. The Cellar » reviewsThe folks in town don't know what goes on in the cellar up on the hill. Some say it's just a cellar, and there's the rumor that a mad man with a zombified child live there. But it's all rumor, right? R&R and i'll return the favor. Very brutal not for kidsHorror - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,886 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 9-24-06 - Published: 9-4-0627. Burning Misery reviewsThis is a little poem I wrote about how destroyed I felt following 9-11. Never forget the day Terrorists changed us, let them pay. Together we stand, divided we fall, never forget.War - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 9-11-06 - Published: 9-11-0628. Officially Pronounced Dead? reviewsIs Paul really dead? If you believe he is still alive, or have suspicion that he is dead, all you really nead to know is right here. In here is forensic evidence proving that he was most likely replaced with a look alike. Warning, this contains foul languEssay - Fiction Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,546 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-6-06 - Published: 9-6-0629. Blue Jay Way reviewsA little poem I wrote about a killer road called Blue Jay Way. Not a real road, it's just a Beatles song, and it inspired me to wrie this.Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8-11-06 - Published: 8-11-0630. Out of Body reviewsThis is a ballad. A poet ballad that can work as a song, but it's describing an out of body experience I had. Plenty of meanings and metaphors to keep you going... R&R, I'll gladly return the favorSong - Fiction Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,389 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-20-06 - Published: 7-20-0631. If you were me reviewsYou ever just feel something for somebody, but you know love is forbidden? A little bit of an off key poem for me, but this is just my view on something. Something botteld up I guess.Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-14-06 - Published: 7-14-0632. Mountain of Needles reviewsA little poem I wrote about heroin. It's a really bad drug, this tells the perspective of a friend-but is he helping or destroying the victim?Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 497 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-12-06 - Published: 7-12-0633. Legends of the Music Industry » reviewsThis is an essay about a bunch of myths and legends surrounding the music industry about bands surrounded in controversy. Warning, contains suggestive themes, satanic references, drug use, sexual content, etc, Sound cool? Come on in...Essay - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,738 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 7-8-06 - Published: 3-27-0634. Backmasking: Subliminal Messages » reviews(Long Overdue, finished) This is a four part essay about the study of Backmasking. This is about the legend that playing music in reverse will reveal hidden messages. But are they real? This is a history of the study.Essay - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,657 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 6-20-06 - Published: 2-12-0635. School yard Junkies » reviewsOriginally titled "Commonly Untitled." Kyle is a modern day John Lennon type stoner. After a meth lab explosion, things go nuts and he is caught in a small drug scandal. Now complete. Read and review and i'll send you back reviews. Peace!Action - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/General - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,268 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 5-19-06 - Published: 4-20-0636. I'm So HIgh reviewsThis song is a parody of "I'm So Tired" that I sing to my friends when... (see title above) And they laugh. So I'm going to share it with you. Rise, fight the power.Song - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 5-12-06 - Published: 5-12-0637. My head is just bumpin! reviewsThis is a funny little factoid about Marijuana, how helpful it is, and I think you might like it. YOu might be amazed, read with an open mind.Essay - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 5-11-06 - Published: 5-11-0638. I miss you like hell reviewsA little poem I wrote for my story "The Drifter" about the main character who is in tears over the loss of his girlfriend Charlotte. Ties in well with the story.Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 236 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-7-06 - Published: 5-7-0639. Long Long Long and Winding Road to Blue Jay Way reviewsIt's 420. Happy 420, get toked. Get the smoke. And burn up a doobie. Have fun, enjoyNature - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-20-06 - Published: 4-20-0640. Quarantine » reviewsFinished Vincent's life had just plunged. While on the way to a total Mental Breakdown, the city of NY is hit by a chemical that is turning people into cannibals. This story contains intense gore. It's just not as well written compared to my other stuff.Horror - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,651 - Reviews: 70 - Updated: 3-30-06 - Published: 5-18-0541. Sadness no more reviewsAfter this weekend I've found inspiration, my guiding light. My Muse. So I wrote this to show how positive I feel now. This is about lost love and new friendsLove - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 352 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 3-27-06 - Published: 3-27-0642. To chase a feather in the wind reviewsI've felt something leave me and I wrote this poem after hearing some Zeppelin. I hope you can find out what it's about. It's lost loveLove - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 145 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-24-06 - Published: 3-24-0643. Paul is Dead: Truth or Hoax? » reviews(Complete, shocking new clue found on Revolution 9, chapter 5) A rumor was started in the 1960s that Beatles singer Paul McCartney had died in an accident. This lead to believe that they hid clues on the albums. But is he dead? Are these rumors true?Essay - Fiction Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,874 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 3-22-06 - Published: 3-13-0644. Facility of Terror » reviews(Chapter 6 up) Following the end of the soviet Union and the death of Jay's friends, he is sent to Siberia to drill for oil. Upon this, they believe that they've punched a hole into hell and freed the original Dracula, the vampire Vlad the Impaler.Horror - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,199 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 3-13-06 - Published: 3-2-0645. Conspiracies: True or just a Hoax? reviewsA list of conspiracies that remain unsolved. This week, I'll be discussing the cause of TWA800's crash. What really took it down?Essay - Fiction Rated: T - English - Mystery/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-28-06 - Published: 2-28-0646. The Siege of the Flesh Eaters » reviews(Cancelled due to accident.) Cherri is transferred to an Island lab when a virus breaks out and begins to attack the people of the base. She wakes up days later and now everyone is missing-but not dead. They've become something much more sinister. R&RHorror - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,798 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 2-9-06 - Published: 2-5-0647. Counter Crime Unit » reviewsAfter the death of a Detective, the Mayor of New York declares Organized Crime as a Clear and Present Danger and creates the Counter Crime Unit. Mitch Woods is appointed to lead the CCU solo to end a growing Underground Mob War that threatens every one.Action - Fiction Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,077 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 12-19-05 - Published: 11-28-0548. The Day of Judgement » reviewsWarning, contains swordplay and gore. An angel and the next savior are paired up to move across the US and keep an Angel Extremist from starting a holy war between Heaven and Hell. Like Beowulf, Constantine? Try this one.Action - Fiction Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,525 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-24-05 - Published: 10-23-0549. Mirrors reviewsONE SHOT- John is on the 13th floor staring into Mirrors that show him the real world as it should be seen. But while he's in the hospital, doctors, apparitions, and his own minds haunts him.Horror - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 8-30-05 - Published: 8-30-0550. A Warrior's Tale » reviews(Chap 2 up) This is a seperate set of stories about 3 warriors who mastered Ki. One tells of a warrior who wants revenge against the Yakuza, another of a warrior who wants back his past, and one of a warrior who defended his country against Genghis KahnAction - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,805 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-15-05 - Published: 6-6-0551. Cyberspace » reviews(Exile up) This is a collection of stories that were based in a cybernetic world called the Hyper Dome. I update it weekly. Based off my 2003 story. There's something for everyone.Action - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,704 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 5-9-05 - Published: 4-14-0552. Laboratory 666 aka Area 666 » reviews(Chap 4 up) Following immidiately after 666. A riot breaks out at Area 51 and survivors of the riot are pulled into the base. Little do they know is that demons are intervening with this World Wide EpidemicHorror - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,427 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3-9-05 - Published: 2-2-0553. 666 » reviews(Finished) Zombies attack the town of Northrock when hell runs out of room. Travis, JT, Jon, DT, and Eric are stuck inside. Can the people survive? First story Action, language, drug use, gore, read and reviewHorror - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,762 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 1-31-05 - Published: 1-25-05
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