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since: 02-01-05, id: 457577, Profile Updated: 04-23-08
country: United States
Author has written 14 stories for Humor, Thriller, General, Action, Play, Mystery, School, Historical, Religion, and General.

My goodness, how time has flown. Within the next week, I will have decided where I will live for the next 4 years. Yes, I'm heading off to college. As a pre-AP treat, I have decided to apply my skills with humor to American history. Not my favorite section of history but has room for some parodies nevertheless. Hope y'all enjoy "We the People." ~Lizagna

Name: Lizagna (It's a nickname folks), not telling you the real one

Age: 18

Location: Ha, you'll never find me in the state of New York!

Favorite Subjects in School: Science (Bio and Chem), History (Euro, not American), Math

Favorite Bands: Green Day, Good Charlotte, Simple Plan, Lifehouse, Goo Goo Dolls, The Fray, Fall Out Boy, The All-American Rejects, The Killers, AFI, Maroon 5, U2, Yellowcard, Switchfoot, Evanescence, Linkin Park, Fort Minor, New Found Glory, OneRepublic

Favorite Movies: Harry Potter, Pirates of the Caribbean, Batman Begins, James Bond, Animal House, Shrek, Lord of the Rings, Schindler's List, Legally Blonde, Finding Neverland, School of Rock

Favorite Books: Redwall, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Princess Diaries, Avalon High, All-American Girl, The Thief Lord, Oliver Twist, A Tale of Two Cities, Ender's Game, Ender's Shadow, Son of the Mob, The Chosen, Little Women

P.S. If you review my work, I'll try to review yours


Current Works:

Blowing Up the Brooklyn Bridge

We the People

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1. We The People reviews
In the style of the Fascist Tea Party, a parody on American history. Chapter 1: Thomas Jefferson attempts to write the Declaration of Independence to the annoyance of John Hancock
Historical - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 4-23-08 - Published: 4-23-08
2. Pretty Girl
Written for the midterm in my English class. A woman grapples between reality and her own insanity.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 3-1-08 - Published: 3-1-08
3. Blowing Up The Brooklyn Bridge
A high school Science Team must come together for the common goal of winning the regional competition. However, they have been assigned partners with people they hate. Can they win?
Play - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,220 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 2-25-07 - Published: 2-25-07
4. The Fascist Tea Party » reviews
World War II Satires that poke fun at many of the world leaders of the time (mostly Hitler)
Historical - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,206 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 10-4-06 - Published: 3-26-06
5. The Gates Are Closing
A poem written for Yom Kippur, the holiest day of the year
Religion - Fiction Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-4-06 - Published: 10-4-06
6. Snake Eyes » reviews
Her family didn't want her, the Cobras did. Now she's the most feared woman in America. Only her best friend can stop her. Chapter 15 is up! ON HIATUS FOR A LONG TIME!
Thriller - Fiction Rated: T - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,644 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 7-14-06 - Published: 8-16-05
7. Quand Nous Divisions, Nous Tombons
During the French Revolution, a family divided, One supports the king while the other supports the Jacobins. Can Charlotte ever reunify her family?
Historical - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 1-27-06 - Published: 1-27-06
8. Loss by Mercy
A poem to vent my anger and frustration about a game played by my JV softball team
School - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 6-21-05 - Published: 6-21-05
9. Evolution for Applehead » reviews
A boy who recently moved to the country from the city, a girl who hasn't spoken in ten years, and a town who opposes the Theory of Evolution. What do these have in common?
Mystery - Fiction Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,148 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 6-20-05 - Published: 5-23-05
10. The Will » reviews
A father makes his will a scavanger hunt. His chldren are not the only people searching to find out who the money belongs to.
Complete - Play - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,504 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 4-28-05 - Published: 4-18-05
11. Slaves reviews
Addie is the daughter of a notorious slaver, Rosa is a slave. What happens when the two are forced into slavery?
Action - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,370 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-28-05 - Published: 3-28-05
12. Conscience » reviews
A contracted killer is hired to murder a woman. Will the innocence of her daughter change his mind? COMPLETED! Please R&R
Complete - Thriller - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,070 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 3-15-05 - Published: 3-4-05
13. The Daily News reviews
I used this for my English poetry unit. Please R&R
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-11-05 - Published: 3-11-05
14. Oranges reviews
A girl working at an orange stand who can't seem to get her facts straight.
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3-2-05 - Published: 3-2-05
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