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Jurgen Q Mudveins
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since: 02-02-05, id: 457764, Profile Updated: 12-06-09
country: United Kingdom
Author has written 7 stories for Love, Life, Essay, and Biography.

Jurgen Q. Mudveins

Given Name: Paul Michael Reid
Age: 22
Occupation: Barman
Location: Guildford

Once again I have been reborn as a writer. Once again my muse is lack of muse and once again I have hairy knuckles. I'm re-doing the whole damn story from start to finish. Which I'm afraid means it's been taken down. As have more than one of my other stories and collections, simply because I don't think they're worth anything. I know my early poetry is equally as meaningless but none of the minor anthologies can stand alone, they all need the others to make any real sense. Reading through them in order is actually quite an interesting insight into the mind of the troll.

But why am I telling you this? You're a theoretical audience consisting mainly of future me. Crack on Jurg of tomorrow and try to do a better job of writing than I did.

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1. Volume Five »
Well here it is at last, JQM's newest brand of poetry. Enjoy or don't at your own discretion, as usual not safe for work, home, private parties, personal use or anything else.
Life - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 5 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 3-25-08 - Published: 3-25-08
2. Fragmentals »
This is a set of my random guff. It will probably be updated often in the future as I tend to make a lot of these little slices of insanity.
Essay - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,336 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-28-07 - Published: 12-16-07
3. The Story of Jurg
Here it is boys and girls, the story of how I acquired my new first name. The other two are somewhat of a mystery to everyone except myself but this one is common knowledge. Enjoy. Contains: scenes of alcohol abuse, violence and bad German accents
Complete - Biography - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-16-07 - Published: 12-16-07
4. WIP »
This is my store for the series Works In or not making any Progress. It's amusing that the vast majority of them are about apathy and I really didn't care enough to finish them off. Hooray for Irony.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-16-07 - Published: 12-16-07
5. Junkers »
The poetry inspired by Emma. Much as I loved her the poetry I wrote for her was utter horsecrap. Oh well, peruse at you pleasure.
Love - Fiction Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-16-07 - Published: 12-16-07
6. Doused in Petrol »
My second set of poems, 8 in this one. The final two are technically of the Junkers line but they just seem to fit better in this set than that one.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-16-07 - Published: 12-16-07
7. The Nosferatic Dream »
Well here lies the final resting place of the 11 survivers of the Nosferatic Dreamer poem set. Comment if you so desire or not if you don't. Bleh
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 1,748 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-16-07 - Published: 12-16-07
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