This site is awesome. Lots and lots of crap and occasionally the really good story. Kind of like what's in my head. Thankfully you will be getting only the "good" parts of my haphazard thinking process.

Really, it's an organizational disaster in here. I can never seem to remember where in my brain I've filed all my ideas, and the random ones I do find I am often not in the mood to write. Ah well. I can only hope I write more soon.

I find it therapeutic to get some of the nonsense in my mind out into the vastness of cyberspace. I'm getting pretty crowded in here, with all these stories yammering for attention. Oh, and not to mention the real world. I should pay attention to that too...

I'm trying to improve my writing, surprise surprise, so all constructive criticism is happy for me. Thanks!

Onto my stats: (Note: everything following is absolutely, 100 percent true.)

I am a 73-year-old woman who lives in a fairly old and run-down cottage with two rooms by the sea in Brazil. My father was a Russian spy who trained me in all arts of stealth and my mother was an empress of the -------- dynasty (censored for security) of Atlantis, where I grew up. I spend my days typing madly away on my laptop writing letters to rich and important people who take the directions I send them and use them to keep all you ignorant people blissfully unaware that your precious planet will soon be bulldozed by the **insert unpronouncable clicks and garbles here** Consruction company to make a bypass. Their construction ships will be yellow. (Thank you Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.) My hobbies include breeding and training colorful tropical parrots how to steal small things and ransom them for money. And then sometimes I find the time to post randomworks on this website. I -- I am the Kind Old Lady. Cross me at your peril.