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Author has written 36 stories for Thriller, Humor, Life, Humor, Love, General, Nature, Essay, Fantasy, Friendship, Mystery, and General. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. :loud fart from somewhere in the distant background: For what it’s worth, this is what anything I say will probably sound like to you. I have a tendency to be extremely eloquent, I know. Also known as the trousers half of The Paisley Pajamas, a brilliant fanfiction collaborative. | |||||||
1. Duotone Deathdream reviewsBetween the red and grey No shades more arresting accepting or affectingComplete - General - Fiction Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 12-15-06 - Published: 12-15-062. The Happy Homunculus Apparatus » reviewsA naive boy transcends dimensional boundaries to find a father whose name he doesn't even know. Equipped with sharp tongued canines, pyromancers, trouser happy princesses, and an obscenely large dosing of the bizarre.Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,271 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 12-3-06 - Published: 11-28-063. you think, therefore you really aren't reviewsdreams are dreams. so what's reality?Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 10-28-06 - Published: 10-28-064. i, gemini reviewsmy college essay.Complete - Essay - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 10-27-06 - Published: 10-27-065. Never a Perfect Branch reviewsSelfish love. Not pretty stuff.Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-19-06 - Published: 10-19-066. Writing in the Closet reviewsI sit here vibrating, an aftermath of two cups of Dunkin Donuts coffee and lack of sweater. It’s bitter, burning right down the gastrointestinal tract, a feeling common among this age’s popular drugs.Complete - Essay - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 10-19-06 - Published: 10-19-067. Second Try reviewssometimes, instead of getting fixed, a problem is undone completely.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,254 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 9-24-06 - Published: 9-24-068. zerlina jumped over a Star reviewsshe'll make it, she'll be fineLife - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 9-24-06 - Published: 9-24-069. Jeffery Was a Handsome Star reviewsLook past the shine.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 73 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 8-29-06 - Published: 8-29-0610. Little Bonnet Casts a Shadow reviewsShe's not your dream girl, I can assure you that. (REVISED)Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 8-28-06 - Published: 8-28-0611. maybe it's okay to stay reviewsabsolutely about crazy tea cup parties. and more. but not really.Friendship - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 8-23-06 - Published: 8-23-0612. Ego Mania reviewsAn ode to all the pretentious, elitist douche strudels out there. Pity FP doesn't have a secondary genre named 'spite'.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 8-23-06 - Published: 8-23-0613. F33D CH1PPY » reviewsA perturbing series of drabbles surrounding my pets. They'll leave you wondering what really goes on in my mind.Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,013 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 8-20-06 - Published: 7-5-0614. We Haven't Got Soul reviewssetting ever-shifting rules in hurried type on the smooth bare page of the new day and age.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 8-16-06 - Published: 8-16-0615. The Gathering: Shadows and Feathers » reviewsLosing wars is not a happy business, thus, the daemons are not a happy people. So they decide to restore some hope and employ a human. Read this and Phear my Wit! (No spawn of Satan or any stuff like that.)Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,853 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 8-14-06 - Published: 12-27-0516. And So I Had Sex » reviewsFinney McGovern gets on stage and recounts a few odd occurences. Rated 'WTF' for Experimental Fiction and Unexpected Humor.Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,726 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 7-24-06 - Published: 3-13-0617. Bruised, Inky Fingers reviewsMy reasons for writing, with an ever-so-slight touch of masochism. :sheepish grin:Essay - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 182 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 7-23-06 - Published: 7-23-0618. One Man Show reviewsAbsurdism. Requires an open mind and a little reading in between the lines.Mystery - Fiction Rated: K - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7-23-06 - Published: 7-23-0619. Fish Skills reviewsStep one: open your eyes. Step two: leave them that way.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 7-23-06 - Published: 7-23-0620. Sonny, I Promised reviewsI lie in the clover and watch the moon rise, remembering the boy who promised its smileFriendship - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 7-2-06 - Published: 7-2-0621. Pain: The Cliched Bastard reviewsIt’s true that Pain has become a cliché; just another subdivision of bad, angsty poetry... But how does he feel about this?Essay - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 1-17-06 - Published: 1-17-0622. Embrace the Xanga reviewsI am by no means propagating or soliciting an offer to sell or buy a Xanga. Rated 'STFU' for badly attempted humor. (REVISED)Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 12-29-05 - Published: 12-29-0523. Bob the Frog » reviewsA lovely parody of a real life High School happening; A Biology class turn drug-induced rescue mission. Please do read this, if not review. So kind, why thank you.Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,666 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12-4-05 - Published: 7-26-0524. Life Through the Eyes of a Cynical Idealist reviewsThis is what happens the night before your SATsEssay - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 12-2-05 - Published: 12-2-0525. Las Doce reviewsA Spanish poem I translated without any knowledge of Spanish. Pointless for anyone to read, but I thought it was amusing...Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 233 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 12-2-05 - Published: 12-2-0526. Sir Little Cup of Tea reviewsWhen the little things that make us whole suddenly don'tGeneral - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 9-19-05 - Published: 9-19-0527. One Dimensional Man reviewsThe experience of seeing more than you can ever have is so disappointing; imagine One Dimensional Man's grief when he found that there was more to life than following a straight line.Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 9-7-05 - Published: 9-7-0528. My Peach Trees Grow in Hell reviewsah!Ihatethispoem:gritsteethpainfully: And yet I can't seem to take it down.Nature - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 9-6-05 - Published: 9-6-0529. The Illicit Childhood reviewsChildren and their innocent sinsLife - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 88 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 9-3-05 - Published: 9-3-0530. The Picture You Painted By The Words You Read reviewsThe sad childhood memories that forshadow and broken couple's futureGeneral - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 9-2-05 - Published: 9-2-0531. Butterfly Net reviews.Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 9-1-05 - Published: 9-1-0532. There's Only One Season In Hell reviewsIt's hotLife - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 8-31-05 - Published: 8-31-0533. Pee Sea World reviewsA contemporary, underwater fable.Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-28-05 - Published: 7-28-0534. The Mini reviewsAn idiotic exercise - There's some sense in it, but I doubt anyone will catch it.Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 59 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 7-28-05 - Published: 7-28-0535. Floater reviewsOnly the shallow water for me.Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 157 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7-26-05 - Published: 7-26-0536. Jenny Was a Friend of Mine reviewsThis is based on the Killers song by the same title. One shot. REVISEDThriller - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 7-26-05 - Published: 7-26-05
