UPDATED: 10/21/2008
I hit the 100 mark on 8/7/2008!! WOO-hoo!!
OK, since I’ve been getting some reviews criticizing me for using my own words and phrases, I’ve decided to add a dictionary to my profile. If you still don’t like it, don’t read my stuff.
The Dictionary of Legolas Skies
Akoop- dumb. Syn= Doomba, Stoop
Asshat- basically, it’s just an insult
Ass-Licker-(Yeah, it’s hyphenated. Got a problem with that?) Suck-up
Ass-Whore-Asshole (my favorite compound ‘ass word’ at the moment)
Asswipe- Loser
Bow- el+ bow = Elbow
Bow Game- Poke random parts of your friend with your bow (head, tomach, side, and bow are good places to poke) Important: you must say “bow” EVERY time you poke your “friend” with your bow.
Brella- Umbrella
Caver- the individual in a relationship that always “caves” to the will of the dominant individual; they also have very poor posture, you know, not having any spines of course.
Cawsp!- well… the story would take WAY too long for me to even begin explaining…
Doomba- dumb ass. Syn= Akoop, Stoop
Doubt it!- can be said in response to anything (it’s always sure to get a few laughs) Warning: this response may become EXTREMELY annoying after a while.
Ebil- Evil
Emu- Emo (only if your name is Chris)
Enabler- the individual in a relationship that “enables” t
Goog- Gay Tinman
Goth-Eyed Wonkie- a rather strange person who makes no sense at all
Holy B'God- an all purpose expression
Huggles- Hugs
Hy-Vee Lemon Lime- a soda that makes wonderful things happen…
Lemon-Law-The mythical force that controls the universe (it’s gonna be a thing)
Lubbs- Loves
Meh- My
Monook- Monkey
Monookie- Gothic Monkey
Ooze- The land of the Magical Drinking Fountain
Pocket Rape- when someone sticks their hand/an object into your pocket and declares it a ‘pocket rape.’ (Elle’s expecting a girl on December 18, 2007!!)
Pooka- 1 Magical land made of candy and inhabited by the Witches of Pooka. 2 Smart
(to) Shank- it’s a verb
Spiffeh- Spiffy
Spinnie- spins around
Stoop- Stupid. Syn= Doomba, Akoop
Tomach- Stomach
Tuesdee- Tuesday: A Wonderful Day of the Week.
Born: June 7th
Sign: Gemini
Country: U.S., sadly… wishes she were in Norway
Location: The amusement park for your mind, the carnival for your cranium, the corntastically cornfused, Illinois!!
Music: Mostly rock, and punk/scream, but also a little classical, oldies, and jazz. Odd combinations, I know…
Sport: Baseball/Hockey
Baseball Team: CUBS!!
Baseball Players: Mark DeRosa, Michael Barrett, Matt Murton
Color: Orange
Fictional Characters that I’m Half in Love With…
NOTE: Most, but not all, are from books.
1. Edward Cullen (Twilight)
2. Shawn Spencer (Psych)
3. Chakotay (Star Trek: Voyager)
4. Jasper Cullen (Twilight)
5. Carlisle Cullen (Twilight)
6. Zane-la (Uglies Trilogy)
7. Emmett Cullen (Twilight)
8. Prince/King Caspian (The Chronicles of Narnia)
9. Colin (Why I Let My Hair Grow Out)
10. Seamus Finnegan (Harry Potter)
11. Dominic (The Seer series)
12. Aragorn (Lord of the Rings)
13. Stefan Savatore (The Vampire Diaries)
14. Terence (The Squire’s Tales series)
15. Fang (Maximum Ride)
16. King Tirian (The Chronicles of Narnia)
17. Tancred Torsson (Charlie Bone series)
18. Faramir (Lord of the Rings)
19. Gregory House (House M.D.)
20. Dexter Morgan (Dexter)
21. Oskan (Icemark Chronicles)
22. Will Wagner (Avalon High)
23. Edmund Pevensie (The Chronicles of Narnia)
24. Mark Winters (The China Garden)
25. Erik Night (The House of Night series)
26. Robert Chase (House M.D.)
27. Peter Pevensie (The Chronicles of Narnia)
28. Murtagh (Eragon)
29. Jacob Black (Twilight)
30. Jack Grammar (24 Girls in 7 Days)
31. Jace Wayland (City of Bones)
32. Lysander Sage (Charlie Bone series)
33. James (The Recruit)
34. Rob Wilkins (1-800-WHERE-R-YOU)
35. Captain Von Trapp (The Sound of Music)
36. Loren Blake (The House of Night series)
37. Jacob Jankowski (Water for Elephants)
My Quotes
“Dude, how do you spell ‘IO’?”
-Kyle (referring to Jupiter’s moon)
“If you were a cookie, what kind would you be?”
-Haley (and Me)
“If I had three wishes, I’d wish for never-ending skittles, a monkey, and two quarters.”
o_0 “Why??”
“So then me and my monkey can go find a wishing well, then I can use one quarter to wish for Edward Cullen, then I can use the other to wish for two more quarters.”
-Me (On the subject of “The Monkey’s Paw”)
“This is going to make 1968 look like an Easter Egg Hunt!”
-Mr. Nesti (History Teacher)
“The most valuable lesson you’ll ever learn: Double-Stuffed Oreos are better than regular.”
-Me
“We’re putting Kyle at the top, ‘cause he’s getting the most love.”
-Heather (In reference to the Haley-Kayla-Kyle Love Triangle)
“Wow. I make a freaking amazing girlfriend!”
-Jaclyn
“My ears are like pudding pops!!”
-Me
“Respect the Gods (they pwn joo).”
-Arielle (on the subject of mythology)
“I’ll give you a children’s story! ‘Why Mommy Drinks!’”
-Jaclyn
“Oh. Don’t MAKE me go all ‘Marissa’ on you!
-Hayley
“I wanna touch it!”
-Jaclyn
“I’m scarred for life! It’s the Purple Hippo’s fault!”
-Hayley
“Peace. Love. And Cheetos. It’s what makes the world go round…”
-Jaclyn
“I’m generally non-confrontational, but I’d like to think I could kick someone’s ass… But then again, all of my ‘skills’ come from my imagination… and books.”
-Jaclyn
“Yes, the urge still burns within me!”
-Fernando (in response to the question, ‘Do you need to use the restroom?’)
“You’re going to be the mime of all time!”
-Me (to Jaclyn)
“Nick Decker is always right”
-Zak and Toast
“All triangles should be yellow… And one day, all horses will be blue!”
-Jaclyn
“Real men sparkle.”
-Bella Swan (in an awesome fan-fic)
“How did you get the answer to number two?”
“Well… When a Mommy bear loves a Daddy Bear, they…”
-Fernando
“CAWSP! CAWSP!”
-Jaclyn
“The only thing you learn in high school is how to draw corn.”
-Me
“What just happened?! He poked his sister with a fish and now she’s pregnant?!”
“Oh, so THAT’S what they called it in those days!”
-Jaclyn
“It’s all your fault!”
-The General Consensus
“I’m sleeping with your brother… And your sister… And sometimes your Grandma joins in… By the way, I’m getting a sex change… And you’re still not listening to me!!”
-Jaclyn (to an obviously deaf person)
“What does ‘blitzkrieg’ mean? A.) Sneak attack B.) Storm trooper C.) Lightening war D.) May the force be with you E.) I’ve fallen and can’t get up”
-Mr. Woods (on a history test)
“It’s like a verbal brain massage!”
-Brandon
"... and how drunk am I?"
-Jaclyn (while speculating who is the possible father of her fictitious son, Wendell Judas Quigley)
"...from the people who brought us wooden shoes and the slave trade... here is -drum roll- CHESS BOXING!!"
-Me (about the Dutch)
"Prepare to eat pigeon!"
-Jaclyn
"Dude, it's a pancake."
-Mr. Mickley
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