CoNcReTeGiRl7
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since: 02-19-05, id: 460580
Author has written 11 stories for Humor, Song, Nature, Humor, and General.

Pen Name: CoNcReTeGiRl#7

Age: Sophomore, which means wise fool in latin. i think. perfect description of myself. i think. :-)

Favorite Sayings from movies: "Why thank you Jack." You're welcome.", "Not you, we named the monkey Jack." - POTC "Well, you see, me and Shrek, we drank this magic potion, and now, well, we're SEXY!!!" -Shrek 2"INCONTHIEVABLE!!!"-Princess Bride "You keep on using that word, i do not think it means what you think it means " -Princess Bride "I can't carry it for you, but i can carry you!!!"-LOTR "Nothings happening." "Well next time, I shall knock your head against these walls Peregrin Took, and if that does not work, at least I shall a little peace and quiet from foolish questions!!!"-LOTR There's alot more, but i will post them later. :-)

Favorite Books: Ella Enchanted, anything by Louisa May Alcott, The Hobbit, The Phantom of the Opera, all the Left Behind series, anything by E. Nesbit, Five Little Peppers and How they Grew, ALL of the Sherlock Holmes stories, Princess Diaries(all of them),The Devil's Arithmetic, allthings about the Holocaust(World War II fascinates me), The TrueConfessions of Charlotte Doyle, The Red Badge of Courage, all of the Series of Unfortunate Events,and anything else I've forgotten. The list goes on forever. I love to read.

Favorite Music: Switchfoot, Kutless, Newsboys, Audio Adrenaline, Avril Lavigne, Reliant K,Thousand Foot Crutch, all the soundtracks to LOTR, the soundtrack to POTC, soundrack to Spiderman 1 & 2, ska, lots of others, but Switchfoot is the BEST!!!

Favorite Movies: All three LOTR movies, both Spiderman movies, I LOVE the Pirates of the Carribean, A Series of Unfortunate Events, Napolean Dynamite, both Princess Diaries, Ella Enchanted, Shrek 2 (HILARIOUS),Beautyand The Beast, The Village, and alot more that I forgot.

Favorite foods: Pizza, Choclate, icecream, spinach, pizza, chocolate, potatoes(cooked anyway you like), pizza, chocolate and ALL THINGS CHOCOLATE!!!

Hobbies: Cooking, writing, music(singing, playing my violin, and listening to my fave bands), Art,(pastels in particular), reading(I LOVE reading), Camping and playing around on the computer

Interesting facts about me: I have been cursed with acute clumsiness, and here are some examples if you still don't believe me: I ran through a glass door when I was 11 and completely shattered it while slicing open my leg, which had to be stitched up. The sad part about that tale is there was a big sign on the door that said "DO NOT RUN. DOOR IS CLOSED". I have repeatedly walked into doors head on. I have been known to knock down and/or trip over people, and can't walk in highheels for the life of me. On a more positive note,despite my rather sorry profile which you are reading right now, I am not completely inept. In other words, I have alot of friends, I'm not half bad at school andjunk(but that leaves the other half to consider), I love the beach(I can boogie board but I usually fail whenit comes to surfing, although sometimesI get lucky and catch a wave!), I love rainy weather, but Ilove sunny weather, too, and I like to draw, but my sister isso much better than me. I mean, she's like AMAZING!!! Well I've pretty much ran out of breath and things to say, so I hope you like my poetry and/or stories. No flames please. :-)


1. Jean Claude, or the Misunderstood French Snowman reviews
A rather random poem, written under the influence of "friends". :) PLEASE READ AND REVIEW!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-4-05
2. Yesterday reviews
Just do me a favor and read it. if you do, i will love you forever. PLEASE READ AND REVIEW!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-4-05
3. Randomness reviews
Okay, written during an insomnia induced moment. that should explain it all. PLEASE READ AND REVIEW!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-4-05
4. Today reviews
A day in the life of me. wow. um so yeah. PLEASE READ AND REVIEW!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-4-05
5. An Ode to Odious bad Soap Operas reviews
I loathe Soaps, so naturally i wrote this specifically to tarnish their filthy reputation. :) PLEASE READ AND REVIEW!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-4-05
6. Beverly reviews
An ode to my best friend. Voi la!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 157 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-23-05
7. The Rain Storm reviews
Just a little something I came up with during, well, a rain storm! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE R&R!
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-23-05
8. Darn Bleach reviews
A poem about the evils of bleach. R&R
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-28-05
9. A Reel or a Jig reviews
I like Irish music. Reels and Jigs in particular. R & R
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-28-05
10. Ooooh! Krispy Kremey! reviews
An ode to Krispy Kreme doughnuts. And, yes doughnuts is spelled d-o-u-g-h-n-u-t-s. Not d-o-n-u-t-s. Please read and review.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 84 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-27-05
11. Doctors are Perverts reviews
A poem about the perils of a doctor visit. My first piece of Fiction Press poetry. Please R&R!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 289 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-25-05