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Lemmuse
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since: 02-23-05, id: 461390
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Author has written 7 stories for Fantasy, Humor, Mythology, Fantasy, Life, and General.

I didn't mean to. I-I don't know what happened... The last thing I remember was sitting at the computer, staring at the fp homepage, my mouse slowly moving toward the "register" icon. I must have blacked out, because the next thing I knew, I had created this account. I am so sorry.

I'm trying to de-emo my livejournal. Anyway, I'm 18, female, white caucasian. I use humor as a defense against things that make me uncomfortable. Which, considering, is just about everything.

loll dude, what?
NoDot, I like the cut of your jib. And I don't just say that.

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y163/muhka/Peanuts.jpg Yum!http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y163/muhka/Itsawalldamnit.jpg This is the best thing ever. I'm totally confused in the best possible way.

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1. Scavenger reviews
There is a creature that walks behind me that I cannot see, and it's picking up everything I drop. How can I shoo it off when it is only taking the pieces of me that I've left behind.
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-3-05 - Published: 7-3-05
2. Is this milk bad? reviews
I can never tell. My nose gets used to it and then I can't smell anything. And then I ask my mom and she's like, how am I supposed to know? And I don't know what to DO.
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-19-05 - Published: 5-19-05
3. Lemmuse's Sonnet No I reviews
Isn't life a funny proposition?
Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-26-05 - Published: 4-26-05
4. Cast your spell reviews
Stagant thoughts grown old and stale...
Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 57 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-26-05 - Published: 4-26-05
5. All the World
Sitting atop a barren hill done up in shades of gray, looking down on a stage set below, are three figures.
Mythology - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 321 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 3-16-05 - Published: 3-16-05
6. News to me! reviews
Extra, extra, Girl Kills Future! Isn't there ever any good news anymore?
Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 2-26-05 - Published: 2-26-05
7. Certain Elements reviews
A short fantasy parody, for those of us who grew up on Redwall and Dragonlance. Har har, everyone likes economics! This was a GREAT idea!
Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,017 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-26-05 - Published: 2-26-05
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