KarlaMarie
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since: 02-24-05, id: 461565, Profile Updated: 10-10-10
country: Australia
Author has written 65 stories for General, Life, Love, Humor, Family, Friendship, Haiku, and Humor.

My name is Karla Marie and here are a few of the things that define me:

I am a TOS Star Trek fan!!

I do not like TNG or DS9 very much, but do enjoy VOG and ENT.

I adore Star Trek 2009! (and Karl Urban)

I cosplay.

I am a Geek!

I spend most of my time on the internet reading fanfiction.

Yaoi and Slash is awesome!

I read manga and watch far too much Anime!

I like cats and dislike dogs.

I give blood and love getting tattoos(3) and piercings(12) but am deathly afraid of needles. (also spiders and zombies!)

I am a University Student.

I choose to never age more than 19 years old (it is my 3rd year of being 19)

I have separation anxiety when I don’t have my mobile phone with me.

I am a homosexual man trapped in a female body.

However in saying that I would like to thank all the people who have reviewed my writing. Each review is cherished and given a good home with lots of love, and without your support I would never write as much as I have, so I thank you all and I will try and post some more soon...


I'd like to thank all the people who have supported me in my writings by reviewing. You all mean so much to me,

Abnormality - Agathon - aka-Shawn - Aladailey - Babs26 - BearHeart - Becky Arielle - BlueJayWalking - chance crawley - darkgoddess89 - EyesEmphatic - Faithless Juliet - farfetched fantasies - ForbiddenTears - geegi - GraceLee - Haunted Silence - Hellfire91 - i write with red ink - inside you. - KellAnn1-0-1- KimbuLimbu -L0st.S0uL - lordelfy- Lotea - LoVeSuCkS- lyfygyhjyu -McQuinn - Modelicous - Mosaic Stains - naughty-gal - On My Way Out - Opium Hex - PocoSnow15 - Pontifax- priceless gallery - Princess-anna57 - Pyroballerina16 - Rachela Pedrickson - Rowan C - scarlet-pictures - ShadowNemesis - SilveredScales - smile persephone - SocratesCat - Stokd - strikingsilver - Taltush/MeiMei - The Wannabe Satirist - TheAngelofhope - thegreymalkin - UniB0b - x DistortedReALiTy x

Without your support I would never write as much as I do. Its your feedback that encourages me the publish my works on this site and has helped me believe in my writing and for that I am eternally grateful. hugs and cookies


I never wrote this poem and I have no idea who did, but it is bloody brilliant so I am stealing it...lol!

An Australian Love Poem

Of course I love ya darlin
You're a bloody top-notch bird
And when I say you're gorgeous
I mean every single word

So ya bum is on the big side
I don't mind a bit of flab
It means that when I'm ready
There's somethin there to grab

So your belly isn't flat no more
I tell ya, I don't care
So long as when I cuddle ya
I can get my arms round there

No sheila who is your age
Has nice round perky breasts
They just gave in to gravity
But I know ya did ya best

I'm tellin' ya the truth now
I never tell ya lies
I think its very sexy
That you've got dimples on ya thighs

I swear on me nanna's grave now
The moment that we met
I thought you was as good
As I was ever gonna get

No matter what u look like
I'll always love ya dear
Now shut up while the footy's on
And fetch another beer.


Always and forever
KarlaMarie

“The Green Fairy,” he said, “who lives in the Absinthe, wants your soul…but you are safe with me.” Quote Severus Snape Objects of Desire


1. Deepest Sympathies reviews
This was written for Chance in memory of his mother. She was a very sweet woman who will be missed.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 81 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-10-10 - Complete
2. Nothing like being broken reviews
After being broken can you truly treasure meeting your soulmate... moving past the horrible moments of a broken relationship to see the beauty of love in full bloom...
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 217 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-25-07 - Complete
3. Pain in Love reviews
Drugs are not a good thing, nor are those who thrive on control those dependant on them.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-4-07 - Complete
4. Mum reviews
For my mother and for all mothers, Happy Mothers day.
Poetry: Family - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-11-07 - Complete
5. Once there was a little piggy reviews
Very stupid and really makes no sense. a bit rude and all about nothing! R/R- This is a real answer to a University exam question, and I know it is real because I was sitting right next to the guy who wrote it!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-26-06
6. Return Home reviews
my entry in the Zopia Poetry Competition sept 15 - sept 27th, where the phrase 'I had fallen, I had awoken, this wasn't home' had to be used. R/R
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 250 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-17-06
7. The power of poetry reviews
R/R An entry for the Acrostic Poetry Competition (September 1st - September 7th) the word is POETRY (indeed try it yourself... and post a link to it)
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 57 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-5-06
8. SUICIDE reviews
My Entry in the Acrostic Poetry Competition for Poetry and stories at Zorpia, the title is the current topic. R/R
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-29-06
9. Loving and Watching from a distance stalking reviews
My Entry in a Poetry Challenge for Poetry and stories at Zorpia, the title is the topic. R/R as this is my first attempt at Haiku. (not really romance more like obsession tho.)
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-29-06
10. Not My Fault reviews
R/R My Entry in a Poetry Challenge for the Dead Poet's Society on Zorpia. Based on Aesop's fables the two dogs (a copy of the fable included)
Poetry: Family - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 261 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-28-06
11. Or you can lie reviews
acceptance no matter wat
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 207 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-17-06
12. I pull the plug reviews
about a life that begins with a death... well to be honest only kinda, but i thought that sounded smart so yea just read and find out the truth... R&R
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-5-06
13. Karla Homolka reviews
This is based on one of the most evil and vile people I have heard of. Karla Homolka from the notorious Canadian serial killer team known as the "Ken and Barbie of Murder and Mayhem."
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-29-06
14. Rimonda reviews
About life and fun and dance, and that you control your own self... (inspired by a lady who bought a cake, her name is Rimonda and she made me smile)
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-29-06
15. Draw me, every inch reviews
I do not know how I came up with this, but the description is of my self... sort of...lol
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-29-06
16. My Friend reviews
It is a dark poem not really angst filled, but it is a little evil... Plz Read and Review!
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: T - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 261 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-14-06
17. Chloe » reviews
A brother, trapped unable to come for his sister and save her...
Poetry: Family - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 2 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-14-06 - Published: 6-13-06
18. As your slave
As your slave, I bend to your every desire, Every word, every request, Fuels the angry fire. READ and REVIEW
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Published: 6-5-06
19. Cosmopolitan Girl reviews
I came up with this one while reading a cosmo mag. this makes you think is being beautiful really worth it, is being untouchable all that its cracked up to be...
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-29-06
20. Lurve reviews
This is inspired by a little idea that i find funny and oh so true... Read and Review
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-28-06
21. Water reviews
I did not really know where this fits in category wise, perhaps you lot can tell me. Read and Review thank you and please tell me if it is in the right category... thank you come again...lol
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-26-06
22. If you never knew me reviews
R/R This was originally written and inspired by the often controversial Severus Snape and Hermione Granger ship, which I love. In my mind this is from the view of Severus, but it can be read not in conjuction with anything from the potterverse.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-23-06
23. If I never knew you
R/R This was originally written and inspired by the often controversial Severus Snape and Hermione Granger ship, which I love. In my mind this is from the view of Hermione, but it can be read not in conjuction with anything from the potterverse.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Published: 5-22-06
24. The journey into insanity
A women goes mad, after being in a horric situation... One-day inspiration hit and I had the urge to write a poem in an inverted pyramid type fashion, and this was the result…
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Published: 5-22-06
25. To the one who taught me reviews
This is for my dad, the one who taught me life. (R&R) I admit I am not good at summarys so just check it out and tell me what ya think
Poetry: Family - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 198 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-12-06
26. Goddess reviews
To my mother, and to all the other mothers around the world this is for you and what you mean to your children (R&R) i am bad at summarys
Poetry: Family - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-12-06
27. This Sweet Vendetta reviews
In death, she sees the truth. her death however may not be in vain (I suck at summarys so just R&R)
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 207 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-11-06
28. On the city streets reviews
People live and die on the streets while WE simply just walk passed them. this is just one young girls story.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-21-06
29. Day in Day out reviews
Why does she stay... because of love, no other reason... yet another short and sweet one.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-16-06
30. Your Bitter Heart reviews
This is a short and sweet poem that isn't all that sweet.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 98 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-14-06
31. My Body Once Proud reviews
Hear my voice I scream your name... This is a women whose love will keep her in a deadly romance...
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-30-05
32. Stare into my soul reviews
Eyes are the window to the soul, this is the feeling of when someone breaks into your very soul through your eyes
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-25-05
33. There is something I must tell you reviews
causing pain to another can leave you in regret, when you cause another heartbreak...
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-25-05
34. Icy Queen reviews
this queen has hardened her heart and refuses to open it, she lives in fear of what is and what could of been.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-23-05
35. I am just your reject reviews
Its bitter to be rejected by one you love. not being able to understand why you can not let go...
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-23-05
36. Blood Bound Curse reviews
the families curse has been passed on. the blood bound curse will be ignited to kill once more
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-23-05
37. Did you ever reviews
this shows the darker side of my life... it is for readers to know that at times one isnt always happy, that my life isnt always great.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-23-05
38. Again reviews
Based on a dream which wont leave me alone... Hope you like the poem cause i can't like the dream...
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-5-05
39. My Knife reviews
I like to portray women as doormats as it is easy, but in this poem the Female definately defeats all constrants
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-5-05
40. I Stand Here Watching You reviews
poetry about an obsession and the eternal waiting for the one you love come alive
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-23-05
41. I am Sorry reviews
this is for my father- i didnt mean it i am so sorry, please talk to me again, i dont want you to die, i love you
Poetry: Family - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-29-05
42. Pull Me Down reviews
abuse can do some crazy stuff to a person... this is about a child who is now slightly mad...
Poetry: Family - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-3-05
43. Run reviews
rated for language... about the word which i hate... LOVE, the demon of love
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-2-05
44. Regret reviews
I regret the day we met, I fell in love that day... Read the rest just click here
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-1-05
45. Idle Life reviews
Oh, how I wish to die- Live in Bless-ed emptiness... Oh, how I wish to die-rI wish to see my end,,, read and review
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-1-05
46. My life, my love, my hearts desire reviews
it is from the point of veiw of a stalker... so another freaky poem writtin , me and my insane like mind, (rated for issues behind it) so if you would read and hope you enjoy it...
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Drama/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 281 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-10-05
47. nameless reviews
just another one of those that popped into my head... Love sux, it makes people do stupid things in my opinion, thats y i dont believe in it...
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 157 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-10-05
48. Complete Splendor reviews
Last of the series... when joy comes from ones mistakes...(rated for meaning)
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-10-05
49. Nine months reviews
Three of a series... nine months after the mistake, and looking back (rated for meaning)
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-10-05
50. His words of love reviews
the second in the series... how this all happened... dont believe the words of love (rated for meaning)
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-28-05
51. It started with a kiss reviews
one of a series... about a mistake which has changed more than one life (rated for meaning)
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-28-05
52. Lost Chances reviews
about a person, once scorned twice shy, ...Take a chance...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-28-05
53. The Dance reviews
This is just a quickie... How does one deal with the problems in life when the sun goes down, you dance...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-26-05
54. Prick reviews
Im being discriminatory against men here, but all in fun... Men are like roses so watch out for the pricks...
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-19-05
55. This Mask reviews
About me actually and just a poem written whaen i was bored one night, but it is up to standards thats why i put it up...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-8-05
56. Should I reviews
trust me its not what you first expect... there is a twist... this has induendo that is why it is rated highly, i dont wanna get in trouble...
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-8-05
57. Desire Of A Pull reviews
This is about me. it is of somthing of a sensitive nature to me, and i dont really expect anyone the understand...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-28-05
58. Of Love reviews
this is a poem reflecting who i think of love as the title implies, i believe that love can devleop but to be a slave of love or to be blinded by it is somthing i hope never to be... love is overrated i believe.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-23-05
59. My Fallen One reviews
this is a poem of a women who lost her husband at a young age and is devistated by it and feels as if she cant go on...
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 345 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-23-05
60. A smile on her face reviews
This is about a dominatrix... My dream Job lol...Need i say more...
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-7-05
61. Silver is my mate reviews
Written for a friend, not because of, but just for them, it eludes to self mutilation...
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-7-05
62. Sweetest lie of love reviews
it isnt really all that bad, but its rated PG13 so i dont get in trouble... any way its from the Point of veiw of the child from the poem Love that i also wrote...
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-4-05
63. Love reviews
This is the best of my poems in my opinion so far... it is from the ponit of veiw of a wife beater, drunk, rapeist and murderer... enjoy or not...
Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-4-05
64. Tomorrow's Hope reviews
it is darkish and many have claimed to like it or at least be scared of me after reading it. what do you think of my interpretation of the world
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-4-05
65. What to write on a bastards tombstone reviews
If you have ever wondered what to write on a bastards tombstone then you in the right place, i dont think its really angst, and its only PG because of the word bastard...
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-1-05