1/8/09
Alright. I'm trying to cut down on useless profile crap that no one even reads anyway. So. I'm Mary, I'm 15 (but I'll be 16 on the 16th haha!) and I eat, sleep, and breathe literature. I am always reading or writing, or talking about reading and writing, with the occasional fangirling here and there. I randomly switch between favoring original fiction and favoring fanfiction. If you're curious about what I write for fanfiction, you can visit my profile: http://www.fanfiction.net/~pumpernickelmuffin

That's all, so...bye. Nice meeting you.

(read from a hand out) "Tina broke her leg ice skating, so I'll never go ice skating, it's too dangerous." (looks up at class) "Well maybe Tina's stupid!"- Mr. Dunn, by English teacher.

1._"I'm going to flush you down a toilet!"-Rachel
_2._"I'm going to flush a toilet down you!"-Michelle

1._"Do you know the muffin man?"-Me
_2._"Your mom is the muffin man!"-Michelle

"When flowers bloom, they are really just trying to get laid."-Mrs. Tucceri

"Don't draw on Confucius. He doesn't like it."-Mr. Searles

"Ryan! Get out of Sean's grill!"-Mr. Searles. (we all laugh) "I've been using that word since before you were born!"

"I have a bugbite that itches but that's not why I'm here."-James

"A mabobber is a mabobber. because if there weren't any mabobbers, than there would be no mabobbers to be mabobbed."-Me.

TV Quotes that often make me chuckle

~Danny Phantom~

"Dude, you are one seriously, twisted up fruit loop," -Danny

"How is it I'm the one with ghost powers, and YOU'RE the weird kid?"-Danny

"Come on. We're just a bunch of kids. At the Zoo. At night. Alone. We'll be in my room."-Danny

"Hi, I'm Tucker. Don't let the PDA, glasses, and lack of muscle fool you. I'm a stud."-Danny

1._"Boxed Lunch, daughter of the Box Ghost and the Lunch Lady."-Danny
_2._"Yikes."-Tucker and Sam
1._"Nah, it's more of an 'ewww!'"-Danny

1._"Danny, you never said whether or not you were coming to my quincenera on Friday."-Paulina.
_2._"That's because when you invited me, I thought you were joking."-Danny

~Jimmy Neutron~

"I accept your nomination as mayor of Donkey Town."-Jimmy

"Guys, get serious. We've all been endowed with incredible power. And I say we use that power to attack Tokyo!"-Sheen

(singing)
"Come on boys, we gotta stop that ghost... and save the day!"-Libby
"Halt the alien invasion, or we'll be toast... and save the day!"-Cindy
"Destroy the secret formula before the cyborg morphs..."-Sheen
Get rid of the mummy, save the seven dwarfs!"-Carl
"Win the big fight at the colosseum, put the
guys back in the mausoleum!"-Libby and Cindy
"Blow up the shark and find the ark..."-Jimmy
" And save..."-Sheen and Libby
"...the..."-Carl and Cindy
Daaaaaay!"-entire gang
"Ya-cha-cha-cha!"-Sheen

"So, you are the villain who's name is really hard to pronounce!"-Jimmy

"Is it time for Donut Boy's theme song?"-Jimmy's dad

"You see Goddard, boys are one way, and girls, well they're another way entirely. Then, there's ducks..."-Jimmy's dad

"Hey Carl, mind if we move into the wall with you?"-future Jimmy

"Wow Jimmy, you screamed for four minutes!"-Carl

"Well done, Carl. When I rule the earth, you shall receive a charming gift basket."-Professor Calamitous

"WEEHEEHEEHEE!! I am a flying boy, so graceful, surely you are all jealous!"-Yoo Yee

~Avatar~

"It's like a silver sandwich."-Zuko

"My first girlfriend turned into the moon."-Sokka

"Sokka, look out! It's sparky sparky boom man!"-Aang

"I'm beginning to wonder who's really the blind one around here."-Toph

"Hey there sweet sugar cakes, how are you liking this party?"-Ty Lee

"We have defeated you for all time! You will never rise from the ashes of your shame and humiliation!"-Azula

1._"Who knocks at the guarded gate?"-man in the Order of the White Lotus
_2._"One who has eaten the fruit, and tasted its mystery."-Iroh

Movie quotes worth noting

~High School Musical 1 and 2~

"Enjoy your pineapple on your own sis. I'm not doing the show."-Ryan

"Golden throat, this is Jazz square, we may have a problem."-Ryan

"Cool balls."-Troy

"But the desert afterwards, had to have been the best part. (puts arm around Gabriella) Her mom, makes the best brownies, in the entire world."-Ryan
(jealously)"Yeah, I know. I've had them."-Troy

"What about our song? What about Humu Humu? What am I suppose to do with my tiki warrior costume?"-Ryan

"Go, godra, godarma, godrame?"-Ryan

~Sweeney Todd~

"This is merely nothing more than piss with ink."-Sweeney

"My eyelids will flutter/I'll turn into butter/the moment I mutter 'I do.'"-Mrs. Lovett

"I've never had dreams, only nightmares."-Johanna

"Say sir, don't I know you?"-beggar woman

"'Tis true sir/love can still inspire/the blood to pound the heartly pyre."-Judge Turpin

"Wanna buy a bottle mister?/only costs a penny guaranteed."-Toby

"At last, my arm is complete again."-Sweeney

"I'll steal you/Johanna/till I'm with you/then I'm with you there/sweetly buried in you yellow hair."-Anthony

"Is that squire on the fire?"-Sweeney

"These are probably the worst pies in London."-Mrs. Lovett

"Green finch and linnet bird/nightingale, blackbird/how is it you sing?"-Johanna

Song of the Random Time Period:

The Way You Like It, Adema

I'll get inside you
I'll get inside you

Don't live with shame, 'cause feelings change but fame remains
The reason why your gonna wanna take me home tonight
It's all the same up in this game, the people change
And money claims everyone from everything
I can't believe that you would think that shit of me
I was amazed at the torment that you put me through
If you can see right through the greed and all your needs
You realize that you were just about as bad as me

Sometimes I only remember the days when I was young
Nowadays no one remembers when they were young and stupid
(The way you like it)
Come on baby help me, someone to confide in
(I'll get inside you)
Now you're beggin' me to stay
(I'll get inside you)

My life has changed but fuck the fame, I'll stay the same
You can't complain when you can pay the bills and do your thing
Appreciate, don't player hate, congratulate
I miss the pain and the torment that you put me through
(I'll get inside you)
So what's to fear when everything is crystal clear
You realize that you should do the things you wanna do
Don't give in to what people say, don't be ashamed
To separate the feelings on your mind you can't sedate
(I'll get inside you)

Sometimes I only remember the days when I was young
Nowadays no one remembers when they were young and stupid
(The way you like it)
Come on baby help me, someone to confide in
(I'll get inside you)
Now you're beggin' me to stay
I'll get inside you
Now you're beggin' me to stay
(I'll get inside you)

You would always say I'd never be shit
They would always say I'd never be shit
But look at me now, look at me now
Now you're beggin' me to stay
I'll get inside you
Now you're beggin' me to stay

The way you like it

Sometimes I only remember the days when I was young
Nowadays no one remembers when they were young and stupid
(The way you like it)
Come on baby help me, someone to confide in
(I'll get inside you)
Now you're beggin' me to stay
Sometimes I only remember the days when I was young
(I'll get inside you)
Nowadays no one remembers when they were young and stupid
(The way you like it)
Come on baby help me, someone to confide in
(I'll get inside you)
Now you're beggin' me to stay
(I'll get inside you)
Now you're beggin' me to stay
(I'll get inside you)
Now you're beggin' me to stay
(The way you like it)