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Author has written 11 stories for Humor, Supernatural, General, Fantasy, Essay, Fantasy, and Action. The future was a sneaky tense that crept up a day at a time, each tomorrow just a little different from the last, until one day you looked back along the path you had travelled and saw how very, very far you had come from yoru roots. Safe and secure; but with your dreams cauterized. In the bright light of day, she could see that that path of accumulated tomorrow was a smooth and slippery one that led down, down, down. The bottom of a Well was the point of iminimum energy; which was why it was so easy to rest there unmoving. "A body at rest tends to remain at rest, unless acted upon by an outside force." She had never thought of Newton as a psychologist before. --Niven, Pournelle, & Flynn Fallen Angels Kevin, the universe is stranger than we ever imagined. And yet, it's eerily like our most primitive concepts of it. --Dean Koontz, Seize the Night I haven't written on here in ages, and thus life has passed this little page by. If you find these quotes interesting you may want to get the books. I highly recommend them. As for me, I'm just another face on the internet. Call me Kolostramin. I am proud to live in the United States. I am male. You need know no more. Welcome to the page, and to my stories. Important Junk (read if you're bored) I dislike Myspace. People who write probably won't read this, so I'll make it short. I hate political correctness. It is sickening. I once had a huge page but decided to make it short--it's not worth wasting the time reading. I dislike people who coddle writers of any sort. If you're in search of flames or flamers, go away. I don't like them, or you either. If you can write, do. If you need a mental picture of me, Enough? Good. Onward. Other Authors (read if you're bored) After that whole spiel, I'm not certain anyone would care to read my stuff. Oh well. But if you have, I'll recommend several fictional bits and one book which could change the way you perceive the printed word. Raziel10, "Racing the Sun" and "Thirty Minutes" fire-breathing-kitten, "Abomination" and "Meteor Flower" Joey Pettine, (any) Andrastos, "Moon Release Lever" As for the real world, I consider Stephen King, Dean Koontz, David Weber, H.P. Lovecraft, Robert W. Chambers, Jerry Pournelle, Larry Niven, David Weber, David Drake, R.A. Salvatore, and a hell of a lot more I can't remember right now to be very, very good authors. Check them out if you have the desire. As for poetry, I recommend the following--you can just go to a poetry website and find it, it'll take five minutes. Robert Frost's "I Have Been One Acquainted with the Night" and "The Road Not Taken" Anyone trying to improve their writing or understand what the thing is in the first place should look into On Writing by Stephen King, published in 2000. By his recommendation, I would also say to those who desire the basics should look into The Elements of Style by William Strunk (Jr.) and E.B. White. If you want an example, here's one of the rules from that tiny tome. Omit needless words. Current Works (ditto): With the beginning of the new semester I will not be focused on this or fanfiction nearly as much. Expect fewer updates (as if there were many here to begin with...) I have eleven stories on this site at the moment. I have several more on fanfiction.net, but this is my main site and anyone going there is directed here. Most if not all of my stories here are finished, or as finished as they'll get, but I'm still working on Part 4 of Saga. Part 3's rough draft is finished but, well, rough. Life has caught up with me, however, and I am not updating it at the pace I expecting, as I proofread and edit, and it takes a bloody long time. So relax, and try to enjoy my stories. It's what they're there for, after all. Both to enjoy...and to ponder, if you want to spend the brainpower. K. Stramin June 12th 2008 | |||||||||||||
1. Saga, Part III: Traveler » reviewsThrust into yet another world, Johan and Brent must deal with enemies great and small...and at the last, face a creature spawned from the depths of hell. If Brent can keep from becoming a eunuch, and Johan can avoid going insane, that is.Fantasy - Fiction Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 141,682 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11-12-07 - Published: 4-5-072. The Koke Crusade » reviewsThe world shall never be the same. The rating is for the bloody, gory battles between animate koke machines and people. And others...a continuation of the Kandy Machine.Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,711 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 4-17-07 - Published: 5-5-053. Saga, Part II: Wanderer » reviewsDumped without reason into the world of Aronhed, Johan, Eric, and Brent find that not all journeys have purpose, and not all badguys are evil. Some eat meat pies, some have blunderbusses...some breathe plasma. And some, unfortunately, are fallen angels.Complete - Fantasy - Fiction Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 56,904 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-20-07 - Published: 2-6-074. Saga, Part I: Agent » reviewsSomething odd is happening in Scotland, in the hamlet of Dunross. After the death of an MI6 agent, Brent Nemer and Johan Cristof are sent to investigate...and set in motion events which will stretch far into the future...and involve far too much sillinessComplete - Action - Fiction Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 46,517 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 9-17-06 - Published: 5-19-065. Finest Hour reviews'Tis better to die with honor, than die fleeing like a coward. Let this be our...Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,555 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-10-06 - Published: 1-10-066. Amor reviewsAn essay I wrote concerning ah, ai, that beauteous topic.Essay - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11-3-05 - Published: 11-3-057. Night reviewsI wonder...Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-18-05 - Published: 10-18-058. Prosecutors, Prostitutes, and Persecutors reviewsThis is a bizarre little tale about the Prosecutors, the Prostitutes, and the Persecutors. Expect to be confused. I was.Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-4-05 - Published: 5-4-059. The Kandy Machine » reviewsIt bit me. It shall die.Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 4-26-05 - Published: 3-28-0510. Taste of Heaven reviewsHave you ever tried Bliss? I'll tell you, it's the best thing in the universe. Like a literal...General - Fiction Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-15-05 - Published: 4-15-0511. The Other Side reviewsOne day, my reflection moved without me. Based on a true experience.Supernatural - Fiction Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 3-31-05 - Published: 3-31-05