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The Lonely Vampire
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since: 03-02-05, id: 462564
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Author has written 12 stories for Fantasy, Fantasy, Humor, and Humor.

Noo! The light! Aiiieee!

Ah. It's just you.

Who are you?

Erm. I am Asia Cole, the crazy, slightly vampire-obsessed child-type person...

*Lonely grins slightly, seemingly not caring to hide the fact that her i-teeth are long... and pointy...* I'm a kid. Yes, that's right, one of the little people... but mah sister says I have a sarcastic sense of humor.

I realized, recently, how muchI love writing. It lets out all those evil emotions and random thoughts, into something nice. So, I write.

Oh, and I'm a G-nerd, Neogoth, or, in simpler terms, Nerd-Goth. A cross between a nerd and a goth, caused by genetic mutation and excessive amounts of banging my head on random walls.

And I'm in love... with an anime character. *scary voice* The vampire Alucard! He is meh muffin.

No, I don't have a life.


Oh. Um.I wear glasses. And I'm Russian... well, technically I live in the US, but I was born in Russia. ^^

And, in case you didn't realise it yet, I'm a GIRL.


"I turn my head, and you may go where you want.
I turn it again, you will stay till you rot.
I have no face, but I live or die
By my crooked teeth- who am I?"

Neverwere, by Neil Gaiman.


I worship Sunnee the Mash. Go read her writings. -pokes you-

You rock, Sunnee. Thanks for all the reviews.


And go visit me sister, please.

Erm. Here's my art, if you wish to see it.


Uhh... In case anybody is wondering why I have put up so many good reviews, I'm just that sort of person. If I see something I dislike, I will probably just go away. There is no particular style of writing, so somebody will probably like the things that I dislike, and vice-versa... I see no point in making somebody unhappy just because of my oppinion.

Thankee for reading this...


Updates:

*cheers* I finally stopped being lazy and retyped what was missing of my story. And now, finally, I have uploaded it. I would be overjoyed if you read and reviewed it. It's my precious.

Erm.

April 20

Lonely has commitment issues, yes she does.

Basically, she gets so annoyed with her own work that she stops liking it and starts writing something different in hopes that she will like it. That and her (*-* my) lazinessexplains the large number of stories here that will perhaps never be finished.

So if she (I) doesn't put anything up for a while, or vanishes completely, it's because she is lurking somewhere, writing something that she doesn't want to show mankind.

Or sleeping.




1. The Miserih Chronicles » reviews
The adventures of a young girl named Mizzy as she tries to help her new-found friends defeat a creature of terrible power called the Snow Lord...(And no, this isn't superly dark. Oh, one more thing. Freagur belongs to my brother, and Cancri to my sister.)
Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,557 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 4-17-05 - Published: 4-17-05
2. Dear Diary reviews
Erm. Paper cuts are evil. They made me do this... R&R
Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 4-1-05 - Published: 4-1-05
3. The Ocean Song reviews
Are you longing to be free? You're a ship, and I'm the sea. An epic love story? Lonely's been productive lately.
Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 157 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 3-26-05 - Published: 3-26-05
4. Paradise for Sale! reviews
Oh, lookit, there really IS poetry all around us.
Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 87 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 3-24-05 - Published: 3-24-05
5. Regret » reviews
Well. The most romantically inclined thing I ever wrote. So far.
Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,754 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 3-23-05 - Published: 3-6-05
6. The Chocolate Girl reviews
Only one as candy-obsessed as I could write something like this. So... enjoy.
Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-23-05 - Published: 3-23-05
7. Oh yes I am your fear reviews
I smile to you and say, "My dear, you can bear this wieght." R&R.
Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3-23-05 - Published: 3-23-05
8. Erk nameless reviews
A story written by me and my wonderful sister. Fans of vampires, werewolves, slayers, and sarcasm, please read.
Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,193 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 3-7-05 - Published: 3-7-05
9. The World, some assembly required reviews
Ah, what can beat a story that contains both a boy named Billy AND world domination? XD
Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-5-05 - Published: 3-5-05
10. Nameless Story reviews
One of my more depressing stories, but... still nice. Basically a sad short story about love and immortality.
Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-5-05 - Published: 3-5-05
11. The Song of the Forest Guardian reviews
Erm. A slightly -odd- poem, I must admit, but one of my best works yet. In my opinion. XD Anywho, please read it.
Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 175 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 3-5-05 - Published: 3-5-05
12. The Shadow Dance reviews
A dark/ fantasy poem, but at the same time, not very gothic. Read on...
Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 3-5-05 - Published: 3-5-05
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