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1. The Disparity between Confucians and Daoists

... on Politics

Essay - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,394 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 6-17-08 - Published: 6-17-08

2. Your Body's Expendable reviews

I like to think I'm getting better.

Complete - General - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,349 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-26-07 - Published: 8-26-07

3. Kirby's Pooh reviews

It's got scat, Pogos, Balamb Garden, and other interesting things.

Complete - General - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,428 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-13-07 - Published: 3-13-07

4. The Soviet Union reviews

The Soviet Union vs. The United States

Complete - Politics - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 250 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-20-07 - Published: 1-20-07

5. To Be Ugly and Stay Kind reviews

oh you know, the usual dombutchsubfemme dynamic

Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,690 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 1-15-07 - Published: 1-15-07

6. Tourist reviews

Keep it fun, keep it fresh, keep it fruity.

Complete - Sci-Fi - Fiction Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-18-06 - Published: 10-18-06

7. Lips reviews

A cleft lip.

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 98 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 10-9-06 - Published: 10-9-06

8. A Serious Talk About Music reviews

Please, please like the things I like.

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 8-14-06 - Published: 8-14-06

9. Claude Debussy reviews

It's about how Claude Debussy makes me feel.

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 7-23-06 - Published: 7-23-06

10. Reincarnation reviews

Hey there, champ.

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 6-16-06 - Published: 6-16-06

11. This is not Haute Couture reviews

I can tell by the stitches and from having seen a lot of Haute Couture in my time.

General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 5-14-06 - Published: 5-14-06

12. The Horror reviews

"The wisest, brightest, meanest of mankind" - Alexander Pope on Francis Bacon

General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,098 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-20-06 - Published: 3-20-06

13. Escaping the Sun reviews

Made of fail and drugs.

General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 2-1-06 - Published: 2-1-06

14. Silly, Skully Mystic reviews

Ohhhhh, religion. Ah-ha-ha. It's like sehnsucht, only a bit sexual.

Religion - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 11-9-05 - Published: 11-9-05

15. Fantastic Damage » reviews

Akira meets Thomas the Tank Engine. Big biomechanical juggernauts battle it out. Lots of explosions with some heartfelt homosexual nostalgia.

Sci-Fi - Fiction Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,870 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 10-13-05 - Published: 7-25-05

16. Elbow of the novitiate reviews

Science-fiction is just getting better and better!

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 160 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-13-05 - Published: 10-13-05

17. Trooth reviews

Trooth: True? It's damn true.

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 7-19-05 - Published: 7-19-05

18. Mindless Bonhomie Café reviews

Watch the hipsters beat on drums and smoke marijuana and drink Red Mellow Bush Herbal Teasan and discuss Schopenhauer and read lines and lines of rye wit.

Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 47 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 6-10-05 - Published: 6-10-05

19. Ostrogothic Funk reviews

NOT THAT KINDA GOTHIC BIBLE LOLITA PERV STUFF

Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 72 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6-7-05 - Published: 6-7-05

20. Dance Dance reviews

watch me exude hipstertude

General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,514 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-5-05 - Published: 6-5-05

21. Potter's Metaphysics reviews

absolute garbage

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5-15-05 - Published: 5-15-05

22. Watercolour Room reviews

What has a room in America become?

Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 4-29-05 - Published: 4-29-05

23. Proxy and Proviso reviews

What we wish we could take back- is that the Proxy and Proviso? My first attempt at "Teen Fiction."

General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,615 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-17-05 - Published: 4-17-05

24. Vast Faces reviews

Loss of identity in a populated future. Music (and pills) change faces.

Sci-Fi - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,771 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-14-05 - Published: 3-14-05

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