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Author has written 17 stories for General, Spiritual, Haiku, Humor, Life, General, and Love. I no longer write, bar annual attempts at NaNo during which I blatantly abuse the English language, along with my keyboard, all for the sake of churning out some piece of fiction which never live to see the light of day. The few pieces below are pretty much all I have to show for my foray into writing. | |||||||
1. The Chamberpot of Doom » reviewsFor ages an ages, the Giant Chamberpot of Doom has been emptied by some idiot. But just over a century ago, this mad dude drowned in the urine and now, the Chamberpot is overflowing ). Will it be emptied in time, or will the world be engulfed in urine?Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,188 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6-27-05 - Published: 3-17-052. Waiting for you reviewsStanding by the beach, waiting for something that'd never arrive... Strange-ish poemy thing :PPoetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 81 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-4-053. Winter reviewsHaiku about the comming of winter...Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-4-054. The Perfect Imperfection reviewsA horrid misuse of the word 'poem' but possibly worth reading (not)... A view on life perhaps? Maybe there is soemthing to it...Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 277 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-2-055. Chronicles of Household Furniture » reviewsThe tales of furniture. Proceed with caution! Extream randomness! R&R please... pretty please!Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,704 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 3-27-05 - Published: 3-15-056. River reviewsYet another haiku, I know... I think it lacks some syllabels ... does it?Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-26-057. Start of a New Day! reviewsIn the morning... more sentimental rubbish? Probably not... I dunno.Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-23-058. Morning waves reviewsHaiku. Beach in the morning, quiet blah-di-blah-di-blah... I like this one...Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-23-059. Sakura reviewsLittle flowers... gah...Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-23-0510. Sound vs Mice reviewsComplete rubbish. A so called "poem" that should be flushed down a toilet...Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-22-0511. Through the Window reviewsIt's raining outside...Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-22-0512. Typical lesson reviewsJust basically what it's usually like during a lesson at my school. Written is a script-like format...Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-21-0513. Lost reviewsPoemy-ish. Ignore me, I'm in a random mood at the moment, just read the poem!Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 44 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-15-0514. Nameless Haiku reviewsI really don't know what to call this haiku. Gahh... read & review please! .Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-15-0515. Spring reviewsHaiku about spring in the 21st centry. R&R.Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-12-0516. Hell reviewsWhat is hell? Short drabble.Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-11-0517. The Formulae of Success reviewsShort story. A bit of humor...Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-11-05
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