Author has written 5 stories for Life, and Friendship.
Hi! My name is Eithne, and I'm here...What more do you need to know...
I'm currently working on a story...I write poems in classes that I don't want to pay attention in...all my poems are pretty much crap...my story wont be any better...
I'm not a writer, I'm a photographer and as soon as I get around to it I'll put my photos on istockphoto.com, shutterfly.com,, and any other place I want...
I'm a Feminist...a big one... and I'm a yaoi fangirl (fear me!!) and I have ADD (if you say it doesn't exsist I'll...ummm...I'll...EXPLODE!!!) and I am an animal lover... And I love Quotes, because quotes are something people say with out thinking that will allways have a meaning, and I like making them... You'll see some now!!!
"Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult."
"Despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul, I have not yet been able to answer the great question that has never been answered: What does a woman want?"
"No man knows more about women than I do, and I know nothing."
"What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'"
"The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest."
"A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle."
"If you never want to see a man again say, 'I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children'. They leave skid marks."
Sure God created man before woman. But then you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece. ~Author Unknown The two women exchanged the kind of glance women use when no knife is handy. ~Ellery Queen
Next to the wound, what women make best is the bandage. ~Jules Barbey d'Aurevilly
Women really do rule the world. They just haven't figured it out yet. When they do, and they will, we're all in big big trouble. ~"Doctor" Leon of drleons.com
I have an idea that the phrase "weaker sex" was coined by some woman to disarm some man she was preparing to overwhelm. ~Ogden Nash
God did it on purpose so that we may love you men instead of laughing at you. ~Mrs. Patrick Campbell, in reply to a male acquaintance who asked why women seem to have no sense of humor
After about 20 years of marriage, I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of that one. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate. ~Mel Gibson, about what women want
Woman didn't get the short end of every stick. At least God gave us handheld massaging shower heads. ~Rhann Morgan
I hate women because they always know where things are. ~Voltaire
There's a lot more to being a woman than being a mother, but there's a hell of a lot more to being a mother than most people suspect.
Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself.
Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the bigger we are, the more space we'll take up, and the more we'll have to be reckoned with.
"Inside every older lady is a younger lady wondering what the hell happened."-Cora Harvey Armstrong-
"Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut her up with cookies.
"I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows."-Janette Barber
"My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being, hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint."-Erma Bombeck-
"Old age ain't no place for sissies."-Bette Davis-
"Every time I close the door on reality, it comes in through the windows."-
"I try to take one day at a time but sometimes several days attack me at once."-
"When I was young, I was put in a school for retarded kids for two years before they realized I actually had a hearing loss. And they called ME slow!"
"I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.
"A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't.
"Behind every successful man is a surprised woman."-
"In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman."-
I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career."-
"I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house."-
Quotes by me and my friends
We are Cursed...With the Red pants...AND I am craving peppermint icecream...-ME
I'm not sexist, I'm just taking my turn-me (some one asked why I was man-bashing)
ok you guys need to act like humans" belch scratch ass "k whats next - timmy and Cosmo
"Oh man, Quatre loves to blame himself for everything if you let him. Sooner or later he'll say there's no air in space because he didn't work on it hard enough." -Duo Maxwell, Gundam Wing: Endless Waltz
"Tell me, what's it like living in a perpetual haze of stupidity?" -Hiei speaking to Kuwabara (YYH)
"What IS that ridiculous appendage growing out of your head all about?" -Hiei to Yuusuke when Puu is sitting on Yuusuke's head (YYH) “I don’t wanna talk about it.” Yuusuke’s retort.
"Kurama’s rose whip must be ten feet long. Where does he stash it? All the ways I can think of sound kind of painful . . ." -
"Ah, the old 'exploding-bear-trap-in-the-ass' trick
"I'm sorry, but it wouldn't work! You're a man; I'm a woman. We're just too different!"
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