Hello! It's seems you've taken the time to look at my profile. Good for you, I'm a wonderful person!
Let's see... what about me should you know...? I've been writing since I was about 10. I'm not telling you how old I am now (it's impolite to ask a lady their age!). Anyway, I write just about everything (though I think my poetry is horrible). I also have an account on fanfiction.net. Same penname so look me up! I am currently writing a novel; it's only 170 pages so far and I won't put it up until it is done and absolutely perfect (so maybe 2096). I'm very odd, I have a wicked sense of sarcasm and cynism. I spell everything the British way because I think we have ruined our language. (Plus thier accent is sexy, but South African is better... sorry 'bout that :-)
What do I do in my spare time... Well, I write obviously. I also sing. A lot. I probably annoy some people. I'm in an auditioned choir 'Mastersingers', check us out, we're on youtube! I just finished the Wizard of Oz and now I'm preparing for Mikado. I have no social life (and consequently no time to write) because of play rehearsal. I look a bit like a vampire because I have pale skin and black hair and dark brown eyes. It also probably helps that my lips are usually red. I like to cook. I make some good Jewish food- humantashin, matzoh ball soup, simitz, latkas, ect. I'm a perfectionist when it comes to my writing and my work, but I have no organization in my life. I live on 6 hours of sleep (whoop whoop!!).
I am obsessed with Harry Potter, Dragonriders of Pern, Star Trek, and Anne Boleyn. (Seriously, Anne was freakin' awesome, a little insane and she got beheaded in the end, but still pretty cool.) I love dragons, fairies, vampires, any mystical creature is good with me. I truly do believe in magic because I don't understand how the world can exist without it. I'm a democrat- go Obama!
I live off of reviews so please please please write to me. Good reviews and critiques would be appreciated. Flames will be printed out and deposited among my friends so we can all laugh at you.
Gay marriage:
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... --
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Some things that make me wonder:
For sale: Parachute. Once used, never opened, small stain.
OK, so what's the speed of dark?
There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.
When choosing between two evils I always like to go for the one I've never tried before.
You non-conformists are all alike.
Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?
Forecast for tonight: dark.
Last night I played a blank tape full blast. The mime next door went nuts.
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
I believe in dragons, fairies, good men and other mythical creatures
Never use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... not screaming like his passengers.
If toast always lands butter-side down and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap a piece of buttered toast on a cat and drop it?
The government teaches us by example that it is ok to lie, cheat, steal, and kill, just don't smoke while your doing it
If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then find someone whose life has given them vodka and have a party
Beware of foolproof plans. There are two reasons for this. One is that fools are so very ingenious. The second is that even if it really is foolproof, you still have to worry about the idiots. Take appropriate precautions.
I live in la-la-land with my pet dragon Billy-Bob!
A twinkie a day keeps the doctor away
Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good you'll have to ram them down people's throats.
A classic is a book which people praise and don't read.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with ketsup
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