Yeah... I'm back to poison FictionPress with my mediocrities to make the real writers here look even better than they already do. Sorry for boring you, I'm sure you'll forgive me. If not, I'll have to let my army of ninjas on you. That's right, Ninjas! Put that in your pipe and smoke it. Unless you already have something in your pipe, in which case you should give me half as... a mediocrity tax. Or something.