Who is DancingChaChaFruit?
Is she a humorous gal? (Because she'd have to be to come up with such an amusing penname as DancingChaChaFruit.)
Is she a creative gal? (Because she'd have to be to come up with such an original penname as DancingChaChaFruit.)
Is she a rather strange gal? (Because she'd have to be to come up with such an odd penname as DancingChaChaFruit.)
Come one, come all, and witness the short synopsis of the person of DancingChaChaFruit.
Name: You can call me Dances with Fruit. (Except my real name is Sarah.)
Age: The sum of the 36th number in a series with the recursive equation of A(n)=3n+42 and the quartic root of 83,521; all times the sine of pi; then plus twice the sum of the square root of 46,656 minus the product of the first prime number descending from seventeen times the square of two plus itself; all plus the product of negative one and i (imaginary number) squared.
Gender: If you can't figure this out on your own, please seek help.
Hobbies: Writing (duh!), reading, hanging with my friends, talking fast, laughing, smiling, rocking out to music, people-watching, acting like a little kid, debating, ranting, daydreaming, eating, sleeping . . .
I Am: crazy/insane, hyper, a band geek, a nerd, sarcastic, clumsy, over-analytical, addicted to chocolate, peaceful, able to go off in random tangents, an expertise BSer, oxymoronic, lazy, a bad procrastinator, a wimp, a hopeless romantic, somewhat of a realist . . .
A Few of My Favorite Things: hugs, chocolate, my dog, dogs in general, friends, chapstick, socks, jeans, weekends, sarcasm, music, guitars, semicolons, good grammar (it's sexy), airplanes//flying in them, airports, the smell of new books (I know it's odd), the smell of cold air, Christmas season, bundling up when it's cold, fall, fun, comfy clothes, lazy summer days, snow, humor, Disney movies, cancellations of school, reviews . . .
A Few of My Least Favorite Things: school, stress, hypocrites, posers, attention-seekers, complainers, stubborn people, grudges, judgmental people, myself sometimes, arrogance, early mornings, morning people, "that's what she said" jokes, quitting, bragging, diztiness/stupidity, posers, liars, sweltering heat, annoyance, insensitivity, animosity, antagonism, misunderstandings, cruelty, ignorance, people without a sense of humor, flamers . . .
Feel free to email or PM me! I love talking to strangers on the Internet--especially FictionPress strangers. =) If you want my Facebook, just send me a PM and I'll give you the URL. I just don't want my whole name out on such a public place.
3.16.08 -- SKoW winners were announced today! Does This Make You Uncomfortable? won Runner-Up for Best One-Shot, Why Not to Date a Greek God won two awards for Best Challenge Response (Winner and Readers' Pick), and Smooth Move won Judges' Pick for Most Memorable!! Thank you ALL OF YOU for your support and your votes and heck, your nominations! You guys rock. :D
3.15.08 -- Posted my newest story stoday, called At the End of the Day. Reviews much appreciated. :)
3.11.08 -- Because I have nothing to better to do (and because I'm curious) I created a poll. Votes appreciated! But of course, you're not obligated. Also, my newest full-length story should be up this weekend, so keep an eye out for that. It's called At the End of the Day.
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