Pre-note:

You can e-mail me using russelle227@msn.com (That's Remus's e-mail address, use it cuz mine is messed-up right now). E-mail anytime you want.

Hey, guys!

You all know my step-sis, Remus Junior, right? Yeah okay, whatever. Anyway, She actually forced me to come to this site, and whaddya know? I'm sitting here writing stuff about me. Okay, what do you wanna know? Oh, too bad. I'll just tell you everything, cuz beggers can't be choosers.

Full name: Taliaferro Nylaydin Dershowitz *Queldacot* (I don't like using my step-dad's last name, cuz he's a butt-hole)

Note: My family is obsessed with Mythology, so don't diss my sister's (and her twin brother's) name!

Nickname(s): Tali, Tally, Tony, Fer, Ferro, Taf, Stupid-head

Gender: Male (don't let the name fool you)...And although I say "totally rad" or "awesome" doesn't mean I'm gay. My sis forced me to read this 'hippie-book' and...you all know the rest.

Age: 18 (one year older than Remus)

Real Siblings: Rory, Jeremiah, Androse, Blair, Avery-Joshua (A.J.), and Alexei

Current Country: America

Home Country: England

Birth Country (and favourite): Italy

New Answering Machine Message: Who are you and what do you want?

Current Story: I'm Not a Loser. It's about this dude who starts a punk rock band, and everyone teases him and his friends about it...UNDER CONSTRUCTION. I'm still working on the first chapter, cuz I lost my disk *looks at Fluffy, the Chinese Fighting Fish*...Yeah.

Current Hair Colour: Red

Eye Colour: Green

Current Height: 6 ft2 (and still growing)

Favourite Site: Don't have one. I'm Universal (Big word)

Favourite Movie Star: ME!!!!! (yeah, right)

Favourite Band: Good Charlotte (rox my sox!!!)

Favourite Show: Spongebob Squarepants (totally)

Favourite Movie: Lord of the Flies (scary, but cool)

Favourite Teacher: Mr. Blazer (he's cool, I guess)

Favourite Pet: Kenny...Remus killed him, though *sniff*.

Worst Thing I Didn't Do: Read my sister's story (WOW)

Worst Thing I Did: Flirt with my teacher (It was a dare!!!)

Question of the Month: Would you die to save your best friend's life?

Favourite...uhh...I can't think of anything else. I think sheep are totally rad...ooookkkkaaayyyy, that was pretty pointless. Anyway, There's this dude named Matt in my school, and he's totally stupid! He acts like he's all that, but he can't do anything! I swear, if he disses me or my family one more time, I'll...oh, I thought this was livejournal...oopsy-daisy. Alright, I'm out.