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since: 03-27-05, id: 467094, Profile Updated: 01-10-09
country: United States
Author has written 18 stories for Romance, General, Young Adult, Humor, and Spiritual.

Name: Normally Odd; formerly, Sophomoric Sage

About me:

I am short. I am also a wise idiot (hence my pen name). I live in your imagination, I am a thousand years old, and I currently haunt your back door. Homework likes to devour my time, I love penguins and I am all about randomness, spontaneity, and unlogic. Creating words for my own usage is a great pastime of mine. I love reading and writing (alas! I hast no time to have writ my thoughts!). On the whole, I have no patience for actual stories--writing them, anyway. I love reading long epics (the Dune series, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, His Dark Materials) but I don't really try writing them. I am all about short stories, snapshots, oneshots, vignettes, whatever you call them. It's my shtick. :-)

~Update, 27 May, 2008~

I have been beyond extremely busy for...oh, the past year and a half? No new writings that are solid enough to put up yet, but there will be soon. Really. I have also taken a few down for editing, so if it's on here the profile, it may not actually be listed as a link and vice versa. I may be posting some snippets I've had - short little ditties - to check out and read. I apologize to those authors that I have on my favorites, because I do read most of the works, I just have not had enough time to write a review. Hopefully when summer rolls around finally I will do just that. :-)

Thanks for hanging in there, I appreciate it.

~Update, 2 January, 2009~

I have changed my penname; I used to be known as Sophomoric Sage. As I have grown older and wiser, I believe it's time for a change, hence the new name. I will be adding more materials as I write them, but they probably will not involve romance anymore.

Currently Writing:

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Completions:

Perfect Woman

He watched her silently, from the aisle of books right behind her. Fluff.

Snapshots

Click...click... click.

Letting Go

He kisses me softly, his lips warm and soft.

Wine Stains

The glass of wine fell onto the carpet, leaving a crimson trail by the table.

Bridget

This is the part where a guy is supposed to say something romantic, right? Right. Well, somehow I have the unfortunate ability to say the wrong things at the wrong moment...

The Chase

It was fruitless. Pointless. Not worth it. But she chased him anyway.

Temptation

It is invisible seduction.

Touch the Glass

A piece of ice that never melts.

Music

I lose all control.

Carry Me Across These Waters

How long must I linger in this sea of lies? I cannot bear these temptations alone.

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1. Carry Me Across These Waters reviews
How long must I linger in this sea of lies? I cannot bear these temptations alone.
Complete - Spiritual - Fiction Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-10-09 - Published: 1-10-09
2. From Dawn to Dusk
I bet if I have long eyelashes like that, my husband would fall in love with me.
Complete - Young Adult - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 1-3-09 - Published: 1-3-09
3. Temptation reviews
It is invisible seduction.
Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-2-09 - Published: 1-2-09
4. Touch the Glass reviews
A piece of ice that never melts.
Complete - Young Adult - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 47 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-2-09 - Published: 1-2-09
5. Music reviews
I lose all control. Revised! Please review, thanks!
Complete - Young Adult - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 6-6-08 - Published: 6-6-08
6. Phone Call reviews
I wait for the phone call.
Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 52 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-5-08 - Published: 6-5-08
7. Hey You » reviews
Her customary greeting. My customary greeting.
Complete - Young Adult - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 321 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7-29-07 - Published: 7-29-07
8. The Tempest reviews
I stood with my arms akimbo, tears streaming down my already flushed cheeks. Rain pelted my short tee, soaking and chilling me to the bone. Thunder roared above me, and the water some feet below me was choppy, battling with the fierce wind. R&R, thanks!
Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-31-07 - Published: 5-31-07
9. Happiness reviews
Joy effervesced inside her. Light oneshot. R&R, thanks! :3
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 3-29-07 - Published: 3-29-07
10. Clair de Lune reviews
Running faster harder blood thumping against her bones air screaming against her skin ears full of his words her words all their words circling round and round and round Oneshot.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3-26-07 - Published: 3-26-07
11. Wanting reviews
I want...him.
Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-26-07 - Published: 3-26-07
12. Someone's Death reviews
I saw Someone die tonight. It was the hardest thing to live through.
Complete - Young Adult - Fiction Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-26-07 - Published: 3-26-07
13. Teens reviews
The teen didn’t see the mother’s smile as she emptied the washer. Light oneshot.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-21-07 - Published: 3-21-07
14. The Chase reviews
It was fruitless. Pointless. Not worth it. But she chased him anyway. Prose, light fluff. R&R: thank you.
Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-19-07 - Published: 3-19-07
15. Bridget reviews
This is the part where a guy is supposed to say something romantic, right? Right. Well, somehow I have the unfortunate ability to say the wrong things at the wrong moment... R&R, thanks!
Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,223 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3-19-07 - Published: 3-19-07
16. Snapshots reviews
Click, click, click.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 182 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-18-07 - Published: 3-18-07
17. Letting Go reviews
He kisses me softly, his lips warm and soft.
Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 3-18-07 - Published: 3-18-07
18. Perfect Woman reviews
He watched her silently, from the aisle of books right behind her. Fluff.
Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3-18-07 - Published: 3-18-07
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