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Author has written 200 stories for General, Humor, Play, Life, Love, Spiritual, General, Humor, and Politics. "Only he is an emancipated thinker who is not afraid to write foolish things." -- Anton Chekov About the Author: The author in question is an 19-year-old college freshman. He enjoys sunset walks on the beach and fine dining. | |||||||||||
1. How I Lost Sal Paradise reviews...General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Mystery/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 1-22-07 - Published: 1-22-072. I DON'T WANT TO BE A SCHIZOPHRENIC reviews...Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 1-22-07 - Published: 1-22-073. shoeless reviewsfinding it hard to write love poetry about you...Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 1-22-07 - Published: 1-22-074. Bumblefuck reviewsnot sure how I feel about this oneComplete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-22-07 - Published: 1-22-075. Prophet reviewsMuhammed?Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-19-07 - Published: 1-19-076. anecdote reviewsselfexplanatoryComplete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 1-19-07 - Published: 1-19-077. kissing you reviews...Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-19-07 - Published: 1-19-078. 12 lb mustache reviewssomewhere...Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 35 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-12-07 - Published: 1-12-079. college philosophy reviewsquick college philosophyComplete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 1-12-07 - Published: 1-12-0710. TS Eliot and the Torture of Influence reviewsdamn you Bukowski!Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-12-07 - Published: 1-12-0711. Woke reviewsmicro fictionComplete - General - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-12-07 - Published: 1-12-0712. Romance 2briefLove - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 1-12-07 - Published: 1-12-0713. something reviewsbeneath my eyelids?Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-12-07 - Published: 1-12-0714. an old junk ship reviewsglies through the harborComplete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 71 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-12-07 - Published: 1-12-0715. The Nature of a BlueJay reviewsmetaphor for the bird has flown the coupComplete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-12-07 - Published: 1-12-0716. Maryand Daniel in his velvet jacket, standing next to meComplete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 50 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 1-12-07 - Published: 1-12-0717. Merry Christmas A Sincere Bird reviewsBelated for the holidays, I suppose, but the message is still there.Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-11-07 - Published: 1-11-0718. untitled reviewsbut it's really about a girl and a pearComplete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-11-07 - Published: 1-11-0719. insomnia reviewsself explanatoryComplete - Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 35 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-11-07 - Published: 1-11-0720. drunken october reviewsit's not just us, really even october is drunkComplete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 72 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-11-07 - Published: 1-11-0721. just a suggestion reviewsfor everyoneComplete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 1-11-07 - Published: 1-11-0722. dimpled reviewsto curl in itComplete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 1-11-07 - Published: 1-11-0723. What Happened on Baker Street reviewsjust exactly what happened on Baker Street...Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-11-07 - Published: 1-11-0724. Eccentricity and Racism in a Suburban Supermarket reviewsself explanatoryComplete - Life - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-11-07 - Published: 1-11-0725. But It's Only Momentary reviewstitle is to be read immediately before AND after poemComplete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-11-07 - Published: 1-11-0726. Floating reviewsYes it will.Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 1-10-07 - Published: 1-10-0727. panic attack reviewshere's to: not making senseComplete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 49 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-10-07 - Published: 1-10-0728. Observation Poetry in Impromptu Rapidfire reviewsself explanatoryComplete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-10-07 - Published: 1-10-0729. Love, But reviewsget OUTComplete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 41 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-10-07 - Published: 1-10-0730. lost reviewstrain station.Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-10-07 - Published: 1-10-0731. piano reviewsYou play me like Chopin.Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-10-07 - Published: 1-10-0732. cold winter with you reviewsshakespeare-inspired, in a way. very short.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7-31-06 - Published: 7-31-0633. Dawn reviewssunrise or girl- your choiceGeneral - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 46 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-31-06 - Published: 7-31-0634. gal reviewsalso probably not what you thinkGeneral - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7-31-06 - Published: 7-31-0635. parting reviewsromeo knew absolutely jackGeneral - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7-31-06 - Published: 7-31-0636. frustration killingvery Kafka- I guess I had been reading him latelyGeneral - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 7-31-06 - Published: 7-31-0637. once reviewsI dug a hole to china, you knowGeneral - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 76 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-31-06 - Published: 7-31-0638. pretending is fun when you let it beslice-of-life?Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 54 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 7-31-06 - Published: 7-31-0639. romancequick poemLife - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 47 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 7-31-06 - Published: 7-31-0640. safe sex reviewsit's not what you think it's about- promiseLove - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 42 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-31-06 - Published: 7-31-0641. your body is etched from mohagany reviews...General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-31-06 - Published: 7-31-0642. noir sketch in blue reviewsmicro-fictionGeneral - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-27-06 - Published: 6-27-0643. cherryred ice cream pop reviewsdeep summerGeneral - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 73 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-27-06 - Published: 6-27-0644. Zombies reviewsperhaps deeper meaning? perhaps not, come to that.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 37 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-27-06 - Published: 6-27-0645. hear me roar reviewswrote this in winterGeneral - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 61 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-27-06 - Published: 6-27-0646. spring blues reviewsthing I wrote a while agoGeneral - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 72 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-27-06 - Published: 6-27-0647. Help! reviews!General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-7-06 - Published: 5-7-0648. Jane reviewsthe frightening loveliness of a book and JaneGeneral - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 58 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5-7-06 - Published: 5-7-0649. Movie about a Moviemicro-fiction, about a movie about a movie...about a movie...about a movie...about a...General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-7-06 - Published: 5-7-0650. sailboatsandals girlwalk on waterGeneral - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-7-06 - Published: 5-7-0651. Saintmicro-fiction, about sainthoodGeneral - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-7-06 - Published: 5-7-0652. rainer maria rilke reviewson the poet of the same nameGeneral - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 3-29-06 - Published: 3-29-0653. a bad movie reviewsbreaking the universe one bad movie at a timeGeneral - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 49 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 3-29-06 - Published: 3-29-0654. Phenomenon reviewsand after a long stretch of sap- humor once more. and philosophy. but a serious observation, nevertheless.Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 3-21-06 - Published: 3-21-0655. comment il me donne le plus peine se reveiller reviewsthe poem's not actually in french, for the most part. see what you think.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 79 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3-21-06 - Published: 3-21-0656. rude awakening reviewssappy. but it's mine. therefore, It's posted.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-21-06 - Published: 3-21-0657. monday reviewsit really should be titled "March"Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-21-06 - Published: 3-21-0658. Affliction reviewsIt's an old one, so it's rather...well, you know.Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 66 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-21-06 - Published: 3-21-0659. Note to Self reviewsI don' t think it's my best at all, but it's the same with most of my stuff (logically), so it's here to stayGeneral - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 36 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 2-18-06 - Published: 2-18-0660. fuck that last line reviewsfor Elmore James- a blues lickGeneral - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-18-06 - Published: 2-18-0661. joke reviewseven though it's not very funny at allGeneral - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 2-18-06 - Published: 2-18-0662. CollevillesurMer reviewsShort fiction.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 2-18-06 - Published: 2-18-0663. Sympathy for the Devil reviews...General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 2-5-06 - Published: 2-5-0664. When You Come Right Down to It reviews...General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 2-5-06 - Published: 2-5-0665. poem reviews...General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 2-5-06 - Published: 2-5-0666. Grilled Cheese reviewsA short poem.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 1-22-06 - Published: 1-22-0667. Woman on the Subway reviewsA certain subway frequenting individual.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 1-21-06 - Published: 1-21-0668. Interesting Dilemma reviewsProse poetry? One-liner.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 1-15-06 - Published: 1-15-0669. Literary Epiphany reviewsAn epiphany.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 1-14-06 - Published: 1-14-0670. Less Nostalgic reviewsAnother short fiction.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-13-06 - Published: 1-13-0671. EitherOr reviewsOne or the other.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 1-13-06 - Published: 1-13-0672. Writer reviewsA very brief moment of writer's block on a typewriter.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 1-13-06 - Published: 1-13-0673. New York reviewsA short short story about a time I once had at Columbia University one summer in Manhattan.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-10-06 - Published: 1-10-0674. The McGraw Theory reviewsPlays off of the idea coined by the poet Mike Topp that quotes can be poems, too.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-10-06 - Published: 1-10-0675. Uninspired reviewsSimilie. Involves Dostoevsky.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 37 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-10-06 - Published: 1-10-0676. Play to the Teenage Heart reviews...General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-10-06 - Published: 1-10-0677. Paradigm Shift reviewsQuick paradigm shift. Written a while ago.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-10-06 - Published: 1-10-0678. Story reviewsSmall poem about a story.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 66 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 1-10-06 - Published: 1-10-0679. BushBashing reviewsA commentary.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 76 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-10-06 - Published: 1-10-0680. TongueTied reviewsHappened.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-10-06 - Published: 1-10-0681. Old Native American Belief reviewsA similie.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-10-06 - Published: 1-10-0682. Train to Thanksgiving reviewsA little late, but still.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-10-06 - Published: 1-10-0683. the reason why: reviewsc'est la raisonGeneral - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-10-06 - Published: 1-10-0684. French Word reviewsL'ecritoire ne peux pas expliquer les choses certain.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-9-06 - Published: 1-9-0685. A Film about Love, Fate, and the Gods reviewsDeath. Twice in a row. Of the same person.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 1-9-06 - Published: 1-9-0686. IMHO reviewsWhat a bunny once said.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 1-9-06 - Published: 1-9-0687. The Odd AlmostCourtship of Two Young Individuals reviews(as pushed by drapes)General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 1-9-06 - Published: 1-9-0688. 6:12pm reviewsThird in the "time series"...Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-8-06 - Published: 1-8-0689. the o word reviews"ostentatious"Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-8-06 - Published: 1-8-0690. a philosophical moment: reviewsIn which the nature of things are discussed...General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 36 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 1-8-06 - Published: 1-8-0691. I Hope E Never Sees This Poem reviews...General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 35 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-8-06 - Published: 1-8-0692. Solitude My First Untitled Poem reviewsYes, untitled.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 1-8-06 - Published: 1-8-0693. RVC reviewsTown.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-8-06 - Published: 1-8-0694. Reassured reviewsSoothed, even.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-7-06 - Published: 1-7-0695. One DayGrass muffles.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 1-7-06 - Published: 1-7-0696. MTV Culture reviewsA statement about MTV. Or milk, if you wan't to read into things weirdly.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-7-06 - Published: 1-7-0697. Ode to a Figurine reviewsMock-porcelain.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 47 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-7-06 - Published: 1-7-0698. Love reviewsSound advice.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-7-06 - Published: 1-7-0699. Farewell, My Life reviewsNot depressing, despite the connotation of the title. One of my favorite things I've written, though I'm fickle. You should know that about me.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-7-06 - Published: 1-7-06100. Intellect reviewsAnimalism in intellect. Go figure that one.General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 39 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-7-06 - Published: 1-7-06101. A Girl Atop a Very Famous Clock reviewsAnother one of my absurdist children's works things.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-7-06 - Published: 1-7-06102. A Dream About Hips reviewsSelf-explanatory.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-7-06 - Published: 1-7-06103. The Train to PennsylvaniaQuick short story.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 1-4-06 - Published: 1-4-06104. Tradition reviewsBelated holiday poem. Festive? Ehhh...Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 1-4-06 - Published: 1-4-06105. Physically Possible reviewsLittle boy and little girl.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-3-06 - Published: 1-3-06106. A Pretense reviewsVery short. About a little girl, a balloon, Park Avenue, the cities of the world, and a happy or sad ending, as you, the reader, see fit.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-3-06 - Published: 1-3-06107. 1:21am reviewsRecorded. 1:21 am.Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-3-06 - Published: 1-3-06108. Drunk Writer reviewsShort ramblings of a drunken writer.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-3-06 - Published: 1-3-06109. get this reviewsGet it.Politics - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 88 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 1-3-06 - Published: 1-3-06110. Jeanne reviewsThe name.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-2-06 - Published: 1-2-06111. Inspired by Novel reviewsA response to Arthur Rimbaud's poem; "Novel."General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-28-05 - Published: 12-28-05112. Newberry reviewsA criticism of Michael Newberry's manifesto.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 55 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-27-05 - Published: 12-27-05113. Beam Me Up reviewsRight now, Scottie. (No- I'm not a Trekkie. Please don't accuse me.)General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-27-05 - Published: 12-27-05114. Bertolucci reviewsIn the films.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 12-27-05 - Published: 12-27-05115. Cryptic reviewsBecause it is.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-27-05 - Published: 12-27-05116. Sulk reviewsIt's what people do sometimes.Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12-27-05 - Published: 12-27-05117. Mr Stretchy reviews...General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-27-05 - Published: 12-27-05118. Sex with You reviewsTake a guess.Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 12-27-05 - Published: 12-27-05119. Past XMas Lists reviewsThey're past x-mas lists.Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 37 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 12-27-05 - Published: 12-27-05120. 2006 reviewsGet the fuck up and do something.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 12-27-05 - Published: 12-27-05121. January reviewsTo hell with T.S. Eliot.Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-27-05 - Published: 12-27-05122. Isabelle Was a Sap reviewsAbout Isabelle. Very short fiction.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 277 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12-26-05 - Published: 12-26-05123. Nightmare in January reviewsA nightmare in January. Very short fiction.General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-26-05 - Published: 12-26-05124. Guidance Office Poem reviewsFound this.Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 31 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-24-05 - Published: 12-24-05125. Surplus Yield Curve for a Graph of Population reviewsFull title: Surplus Yield Curve for a Graph of Population of Marine FishGeneral - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-24-05 - Published: 12-24-05126. A Poem About Her Mouth reviewsShort.Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-24-05 - Published: 12-24-05127. Man reviewsI got on an elevator.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12-24-05 - Published: 12-24-05128. A Heavy BeatPoem About a Ribcage reviewsA take-off on beat poetry.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Parody/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12-24-05 - Published: 12-24-05129. Emily reviewsJust once.General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 12-19-05 - Published: 12-19-05130. Not a Haiku reviewsThis kind of moment.General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 12-19-05 - Published: 12-19-05131. The Lounge reviewsSimple. Not one of my favorites.Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-19-05 - Published: 12-19-05132. Erection reviewsShit happens.Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 12-19-05 - Published: 12-19-05133. Deconstructionist reviewsCriticism of deconstructionist literature (but with the utmost respect, as always).Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12-19-05 - Published: 12-19-05134. Sex Drive reviewsPlainly put.Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 12-19-05 - Published: 12-19-05135. Youth reviewsAh, la jeuness.Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-18-05 - Published: 12-18-05136. Premature reviews...Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-18-05 - Published: 12-18-05137. Amaretti reviewsAn amaretto is a bitter/sweet italian cookie. The tradition is, you light the wrapper on fire, make a wish, it burns green, and it lifts into the air, carrying your wish along with it.Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12-18-05 - Published: 12-18-05138. Your Mouth reviewsC'est simple.Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-18-05 - Published: 12-18-05139. Idiot reviewsSome people are just like this.Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 12-18-05 - Published: 12-18-05140. US State reviewsYou know the one.Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-18-05 - Published: 12-18-05141. Stage Fright as a Metaphor for the Human Race reviewsJust a metaphor.Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-17-05 - Published: 12-17-05142. the flowers in your garden lunged at me reviewsTo Alex Holt.Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 12-17-05 - Published: 12-17-05143. Critics reviews...Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12-17-05 - Published: 12-17-05144. Darwin reviewsEvolution, baby.Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12-17-05 - Published: 12-17-05145. I Have a Crush on Emily Dickinson reviewsWho doesn't?Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12-17-05 - Published: 12-17-05146. Jealousy reviewsThink about it.Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 12-17-05 - Published: 12-17-05147. Attempt at a Love Poem reviewsIt's honest, at least.Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 12-17-05 - Published: 12-17-05148. Awkward Silence reviews...Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12-17-05 - Published: 12-17-05149. BO reviewsWhew.Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-17-05 - Published: 12-17-05150. CounterCulture reviewsAmerican icon.Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-17-05 - Published: 12-17-05151. Famished reviewsStarving, even.Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-17-05 - Published: 12-17-05152. Chalkboard Fish reviewsSurreailst fish, baby.Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 46 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-17-05 - Published: 12-17-05153. Depressed as Hell reviewsNot for the reason that you think, however.Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12-17-05 - Published: 12-17-05154. Einstein Didn't Mention This reviewsHe left something out- but I like it that way.Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-17-05 - Published: 12-17-05155. EVERYONE JUST reviewsOh god, man, please...Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-17-05 - Published: 12-17-05156. Orvieto Terrace reviewsAnother prose poem. I was in a fluffy mood.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-17-05 - Published: 12-17-05157. The Perfect Thought reviewsA short short short short story. Deliberate run-on style. See what you think. I'm not sure about it myself.General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 275 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-17-05 - Published: 12-17-05158. Secondhand Nostalgia reviewsDon't you get it sometimes?Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-26-05 - Published: 11-26-05159. Procrastination Haiku reviewsDig it- we all do it.Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-26-05 - Published: 11-26-05160. Sleep reviewsThe sleep chant.Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11-26-05 - Published: 11-26-05161. A Dream About How to Make Chocolate reviewsThis is how you make chocolate, baby.Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-26-05 - Published: 11-26-05162. Pine TreeThis is a great spot.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 53 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 11-26-05 - Published: 11-26-05163. No Fun reviewsDo the rhumba, everybody. The narrator didn't.Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-26-05 - Published: 11-26-05164. Intellectual Masturbation reviewsSome French philosopher thought he could go above and beyond Camus. Fat chance...Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-26-05 - Published: 11-26-05165. You'll WinBecause she just might. Watch your own back, too.Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 11-3-05 - Published: 11-3-05166. The World's Smallest Violin reviewsWhy we drink.Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-3-05 - Published: 11-3-05167. Loving You at a Birthday Party reviewsDream of you, don't you know. Dream of anyone.Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-3-05 - Published: 11-3-05168. Season Change To Writer's Block reviewsAmbivalent feelings towards writer's block.Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 41 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-3-05 - Published: 11-3-05169. I Think Vomit reviewsHate them because they'll win.Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-3-05 - Published: 11-3-05170. The Lost Life of Harry GherkinDon't you hate it when that happens?Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-30-05 - Published: 10-30-05171. Incompetence via Breton reviewsFeeling incompetent.Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-26-05 - Published: 10-26-05172. Stranger reviewsWhen you're talking, or thinking, to yourself, and one side of you is a little more proactive than the other.Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-22-05 - Published: 10-22-05173. Get This Haiku An Ambulance Fast reviewsBecause it happens to everyone.Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10-20-05 - Published: 10-20-05174. Walking Pneumonia reviewsIt's walking pneumonia...Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-17-05 - Published: 10-17-05175. The Woman in the Bathroom reviewsShe's getting married, and don't you know it.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10-6-05 - Published: 10-6-05176. Toilet Clog reviewsIt's not profound. But who cares about profundity?Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 10-6-05 - Published: 10-6-05177. Fuck Me Up reviewsWriter's block, because we've all had it.Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10-5-05 - Published: 10-5-05178. Up, Up, And Away reviewsGetting a rise out of something.Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 57 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-3-05 - Published: 10-3-05179. Sad Paper reviewsPoor thing.Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-3-05 - Published: 10-3-05180. The Existential Dilemma reviewsReally my favorite poem I've written. It's about a Frenchwoman's exclamation.Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 10-3-05 - Published: 10-3-05181. School reviewsA thing about Science.Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10-3-05 - Published: 10-3-05182. The Moocow reviewsTrue story. Sort of. Not.Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-3-05 - Published: 10-3-05183. The Sad Portrait of a Realist reviewsA little something I wrote about those who dare not to dream so completely. Just telling it like it is, in my eyes. I hope it's to your liking.Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 46 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-10-05 - Published: 9-10-05184. Get Back reviewsJust a prose poem I wrote about a trucker.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-3-05 - Published: 9-3-05185. A Poem for the New York State School Board reviewsI agree with Mark Twain.Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-2-05 - Published: 9-2-05186. Heat reviewsAbout the heat.General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 9-2-05 - Published: 9-2-05187. Something Meaningful reviewsA quick prose poem about two of my favorite characters- Dean Wolf and Bobby MarcusGeneral - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-29-05 - Published: 8-29-05188. A Real Conversation reviewsA little back and forth between teacher and student.Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-29-05 - Published: 8-29-05189. The Morning After reviewsAin't it a bummer?General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 59 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-27-05 - Published: 8-27-05190. Morning reviewsSomething that might just happen in the morning.Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 61 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-27-05 - Published: 8-27-05191. The Death That Lasted an Hour and a Half reviewsA dream I once had.Spiritual - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-27-05 - Published: 8-27-05192. stream of consciousness reviewsJoyce, Kerouac, and deconstructionism.Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8-27-05 - Published: 8-27-05193. Apparently I Want to Be Woody Allen reviewsIt's a little something an acquaintance once told me...Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8-26-05 - Published: 8-26-05194. JFK reviewsDon't you just love airports?Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-26-05 - Published: 8-26-05195. FiveMinute Epiphany reviewsA moment of TOTAL ENLIGHTENMENT...for five minutes.Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-26-05 - Published: 8-26-05196. The Massage reviewsAbout a massage I once had...Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8-26-05 - Published: 8-26-05197. House Painters Don't Get Dates reviewsA little slice-of-life prose poem about a house painter...Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-26-05 - Published: 8-26-05198. Going Through the Motions reviewsAll of teenage relationship experience summed up in about five minutes.Play - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,983 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 8-26-05 - Published: 8-26-05199. My Jacket Sal Paradise reviewsIt's about a jacket, you know...Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-26-05 - Published: 8-26-05200. Dia De Los Muertos reviewsDuring the Day of the Dead in a small port town in Mexico, a man tries to forget it all with liquor.General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,051 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-5-05 - Published: 4-5-05
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