Author has written 80 stories for Song, General, General, Haiku, Play, Fantasy, War, Spiritual, and Historical.
'I'd set the world on fire and run.'
Deserthawk thinks he could probably win a fight with a boa constrictor if the boa constrictor's back was broken, maybe. He once jumped off the roof when he was like five because his brother told him he could fly. He doesn't remember too much about that either. He thinks writing and drinking go hand in hand but Mephistopheles doesn't seem to agree. He can actually talk to ghosts but only the ghosts of dead Nazis apparently. Whoa, people actually read these things? He lives in an apartment complex with a cat and a lost boa constrictor and a bunch of idiots who like to play with nerf guns. Once they did WWII with nerf guns and it was pretty trippy dude, but next time he thinks he'll join Russia and America in their war with blackjack and hookers.
Check out this Goodbye, Blue Sky pic! (due to the eternally awesome J.Kuzzey):
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