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1. Hadrian's Wall, Pt 2 » reviews

75. 'He was a miserable lot of a human being. The best thing he did in his entire life was shoot himself in the head.'

Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 75 - Words: 40,120 - Reviews: 59 - Updated: 5-19-13 - Published: 3-6-13

2. Goodbye, Blue Sky » reviews

"Did you ever wonder?" I spin around and come face to face with a mask. "Did you ever wonder why we have to run for shelter?" A fox, with an enigmatic smile. "With the promise of a brave new world unfurled under a bright blue sky?"

Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 84 - Words: 152,019 - Reviews: 201 - Updated: 5-18-13 - Published: 5-27-12

3. A Dream Story reviews

"Who gave me away? The communists? Merde, the communists are sh-t, pieces of sh-t."

Fiction: Play - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-26-13

4. Polly, Don't Mention the War reviews

"How many angels can you fit on the head of a pin?"/ "'bout 42."

Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 418 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-16-13 - Published: 1-21-13

5. Dances with Fire » reviews

they stood among us like statues/ we stood among them like statues/ silent as deathless gods

Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 3-1-13 - Published: 10-11-12

6. Mirror, Sword, Shield » reviews

These days mostly what I do is repeat my name: Hi, I'm Eli. Hi, I'm Eli. I'm a royal pilot in the Royal Airforce. I'm Eli. I'm Lucifer. Aeroplanes were never really the same thing.

Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,268 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-26-13 - Published: 2-18-13

7. 2666

"They gonna kill us. They're gonna kill us all now!"/ "Well at least this time they'll have a reason!"

Fiction: Play - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,620 - Published: 2-24-13

8. Epicyclopædia, the BEST encyclopedia » reviews

From today's featured article: Probability theory is the branch of mathematics concerned with guessing and hand-waving and magic. The central objects of probability theory are random variables, random processes, and random sh-t that just happens. That's just life, man. /Now on Uncyclopedia!

Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,765 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 2-22-13 - Published: 2-19-13

9. Can Someone Please Make This Videogame For Me? reviews

Found it. It's called Saboteur. No word on the dinosaurs.

Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-18-13

10. Up in the Prayerloft, Down in the Crypt » reviews

"When I was young, I used to think—can they bring this guy back to life? So I can beat the sh-t out of him?"

Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,271 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 2-18-13 - Published: 1-21-13

11. Jesus Christ reviews

"Well Jesus Christ, I'm not afraid to die," I sat on my bed and picked out the shards out one by one, "I'm a little bit scared of what comes after."

Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-17-13

12. Medvídek reviews

"Wanna go home. Will you help me go home?"

Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,386 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-16-13

13. The Twisted Staircase » reviews

He wanted me to burn it, of course. "Everything I leave behind me—burn it, burn it all, goddammit!" I believe were his penultimate words...I could not honor his request, of course. Instead I have chosen to lie these works at your feet, dearest reader, to present them to you, if you will, in the hopes they may be of some—use—to you—in a purely artistic way, of course!

Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,839 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 2-13-13 - Published: 1-30-13

14. Romanze reviews

"No, the stars do not sparkle. That would be crazy!"

Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-10-13

15. Army of Spiders » reviews

"Cool Resistance stuff. Sweet Resistance stuff. Sexy Resistance stuff."

Fiction: Play - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,363 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 2-9-13 - Published: 1-16-13

16. Nerf War II reviews

The damn French have caved, as usual. Only Madagascar remains standing. Truly, the Rubberfoamblitzkrieg is terrifying to behold.

Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-5-13

17. Czech Commandos reviews

"Let's kill Heydrich!"

Fiction: Play - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,246 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-2-13 - Published: 1-25-13

18. Colorless Green Ideas Sleep Furiously » reviews

Would I lie to you, honey? Would I make you go deeper, if you didn't want to go deeper, honey?

Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,596 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-29-13 - Published: 1-10-13

19. Death Decked Out In Motley » reviews

It seems history is to blame. On me and my words, darling.

Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,320 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 1-28-13 - Published: 1-4-13

20. Spiegel reviews

"Kill yourself."

Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-27-13

21. Deeper reviews

I guess the slipstream of insanity/ still runs in my blood, deep

Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-24-13

22. Goodbye, Blue Sky (GBS) » reviews

"Did you ever wonder why we have run for shelter? With the promise of a brave new world unfurled beneath a bright blue sky?"

Fiction: Play - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 27,894 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 1-20-13 - Published: 10-14-12

23. Dragons Worse Than Nazis » reviews

"I'm not a soldier," I told them all, "all these changes won't change me. The gold-hearted boy I used to be. I've got soul—but I'm not a soldier. I've got soul, but I'm not a soldier. I've got soul, but I'm not a soldier."

Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,911 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 1-15-13 - Published: 1-12-13

24. Emily reviews

Woke up to find—I lost my mind. I snapped back in the middle of the Champs-Élysées. It was the headquarters that did it. I had to stop for a full five minutes and stare up at it. Dear God, it looked horrendous with that red flag draped over it. Like a bloodstain.

Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-29-12

25. The Soldier reviews

They make me /sick/. Whenever I see someone in uniform, I want to throw rocks at him.

Fiction: Play - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,466 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-22-12

26. Army of Shadows » reviews

"You've got nerve, wearing a pilot's jacket."

Poetry: War - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12-18-12 - Published: 12-15-12

27. Pieces of Cloud reviews

"You too can join him," says the Heartless man, "if you step out of line."

Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-6-12

28. The Freshmen reviews

When I was young, I knew everything. How the world worked, how to live life—and then she came crashing in. She was a punk, a kid who rarely took advice, who dyed her hair blue. Her with her bomber jacket, her epic tales of far-off war.

Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-30-12

29. Eagle in a Birdcage » reviews

he stirs in his sleep, taps out the beat/ of Syntax marching to her own drum

Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 11-17-12 - Published: 11-5-12

30. Sehnsucht reviews

"It must suck to be a man." She blew into my face. "No pun intended."

Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-11-12

31. Hands Held High reviews

So turn up the mic, I've got to say something. To you lightweights, stepping aside as I'm coming. Those people in the street, that panic and start running.

Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-3-12

32. Reinhard » reviews

We were sitting at the bar. Everybody'd hushed down when we entered (even though we weren't the only ones there), made a real point to not look at us. Reapers. I'm not one of 'em, I wanted to tell them. Not a real one anyway.

Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,974 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 10-13-12 - Published: 9-25-12

33. Tech » reviews

I'm kind of weird; I think the city and buildings can look beautiful sometimes. Concrete angels, neon.

Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,555 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-10-12 - Published: 9-23-12

34. Truth is War reviews

we've all got pretty bones/ we're all the same inside

Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-6-12

35. We Were Already Dead reviews

"If this isn't funny, then what is?"

Fiction: Play - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,246 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-5-12

36. The Gunner's Dream reviews

"Look. Over here!" As I plodded over, he waved. "A real one!"

Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-24-12

37. Praha » reviews

"I wrote such childish stuff when I was little. I was a real basket case. Obsessed and lost over things that nobody cared about."

Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,009 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 9-21-12 - Published: 9-1-12

38. Through a Glass Darkly reviews

"If a broken arm doesn't heal correctly – you have to re-break it. And try again."

Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-19-12

39. Ulysses reviews

"I only have 60,000 words," I told her, "but I would like to have more someday."

Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-27-12

40. Two reviews

False judge/ Heartless man

Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 47 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-21-12

41. Strange reviews

Did you want me to forget what I am/ that you never told me?

Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-16-12

42. Witness reviews

There's no need to rage over ruins/ as long as Heaven's still here

Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-10-12

43. Lose it reviews

I'm going to stop crying – I'll laugh instead

Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-1-12

44. Movies reviews

Pin your angels to your heartsleeve/ we're going to the movies

Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 257 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-23-12

45. Mephisto reviews

Rita, don't fear/ the cruel clock's dial/ just dream/ and let me see/ your beautiful smile.

Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-18-12 - Complete

46. Scream reviews

Your immortal ghost/ Trapped in the machine

Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 59 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-16-12 - Complete

47. Král reviews

Falling, I chanced to look upon the dark heart of this city.

Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-15-12

48. Sticks reviews

Well, sir. It occurs to me that all this isn't very useful. Because, you know. We'll be fighting with guns out there. And not sticks.

Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-12-12 - Published: 7-10-12

49. Neon Angel reviews

Nailed neon pink/ crucified on chain link/ up there, I'm talking to you

Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-12-12 - Complete

50. Jawohl reviews

Don't lose your grip – don't let the mask slip.

Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 42 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-10-12

51. Arzt reviews

Yeah. What. You don't think it's pretty, do you. You're not used to it yet?

Fiction: Play - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-5-12

52. Kamikaze reviews

You'll never have a moment's peace/ I'll come at you with all the sanity I have left

Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 87 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-5-12 - Complete

53. Revenir reviews

He nods and breaks apart from his group to meet the other, the one who stands alone. Under the flickering streetlight. What is he really? In all the time they've dealt with him, he could never tell.

Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-23-12

54. The Mask Vendor reviews

The Reapers move in front of the door. "You must excuse my eccentricities." He twirls his umbrella, not seeming to notice. "It once saved my life, you know, so I always keep it by me. A very interesting story, incidentally. Perhaps you would like to hear?" Landon doesn't respond. "No?" Zéron rests the umbrella by himself. "Then let us get to business."

Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-9-12

55. Lucien reviews

He stood mad alone, against the tide of fate.

Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-2-12

56. Flag reviews

"We're fighting for Freedom," he says. And something inside me, something that's been strained for a long time – finally snaps.

Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 379 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-2-12 - Published: 5-17-12

57. King of Leaves » reviews

"Your revolution," I begin, "is like this rose." Fleeting beauty, it will not survive the winter, it will not last the week, the first gust of wind will blow it to pieces. All the same - it will last longer than me.

Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,093 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 5-31-12 - Published: 4-1-12

58. Clash reviews

"Don't expect this to go like last time."

Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-31-12 - Published: 5-30-12

59. The Church » reviews

"Why night? Because that's when the energy comes," He holds the flashlight under his face, "And the dark side's light. And the vampires roam."

Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,305 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-28-12 - Published: 5-23-12

60. Paper Tigers » reviews

Tell me. Do you know what's worth fighting for? It's hard to tell, isn't it. When it's not worth dying for. Does it take your breath away? To see what's happening, right in front of you? The pain, does it finally outweigh the pride? Or will you just sit there, and look for a place to hide. While they break your soul, break your heart inside.

Fiction: Play - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,430 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 5-26-12 - Published: 5-5-12

61. Labyrinthine reviews

It's insane. Who could possibly live here?

Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-21-12

62. The Gibet reviews

Que vois-je remuer autour de ce Gibet?

Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-19-12

63. Farewell reviews

I said I was willing to die for you. But now I realize it was a lie. All of it.

Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-18-12

64. Soldier reviews

Standing there, with his hands tied. Staring unseeingly into space.

Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-14-12

65. The Cathedral reviews

Repent.

Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-13-12

66. Cartoon Heart reviews

Be a bright red rose, come bursting out of the concrete.

Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-12-12

67. Fireflies reviews

There must be some sort of mistake, I didn't mean to let them take – this feeling away.

Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-6-12

68. Waiting in the Library reviews

"How do you know He's coming back?"

Fiction: Play - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-29-12

69. Dialogue reviews

That's the trouble. The inconvenience of it all, don't you see? It doesn't matter how much power I have. You and I, we exist on different planes, and as long as this continues, I cannot touch you at all.

Fiction: Play - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-25-12 - Complete

70. The Pyromaniacs reviews

He talks to fire, wants to watch the world burn.

Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-24-12 - Complete

71. Procrastination » reviews

In haiku form.

Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 277 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 4-22-12 - Published: 3-20-12

72. Hurricane reviews

I was born ready/ a natural born fighter/ with a gun in one hand/ and in the other a lighter.

Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-21-12 - Complete

73. Death and His Friends » reviews

In front of me, the sheet of paper. Blank. Mocking me.

Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-14-12 - Complete

74. Duality reviews

All these changes won't change me, the gold-hearted person I used to be. I've got soul but I'm not a soldier.

Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-12-12 - Published: 4-6-12

75. Checkmate reviews

From the King's point of view.

Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-24-12 - Complete

76. The Spectre reviews

In the end, there's not much you can do when the world forgets you.

Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 53 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-14-12 - Complete

77. The Promise reviews

The threat of a promise left unfulfilled.

Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-14-12 - Complete

78. Violet Hill reviews

In the Spring they were an Army, and now they were only ghosts. He hadn't known that it would be like this. Like being on a sinking ship with the captain stowed below. So if you love me, won't you let me know?

Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-12-12 - Complete

79. Broken Window reviews

It's what the title says, but not just about that. It's a metaphor. For life or something.

Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-6-06

80. Point me to the sky reviews

What if it feels like everyone hates you? what if you just want to fly away...

Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 196 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-5-05