16.05.07
Good grief...this profile's in need of serious changes. Okay I'm gonna do this quick. Yeah as you've noticed I've taken down Incestuous. Why? Well I've read and re-read and re-re-read this story and come to the conclusion that it was going nowhere. I mean it was such a great idea at the beginning but it just lost its luster and there was (and still is) zero motivation to continue it. I'm so, so sorry you guys. I know you liked it but to be honest, clicking that delete button was one of the most painful thing I ever did. Maybe someday I'll sit down and form a more valid plot and post it up again.
Next, I NEED to get Jungle Girl finished up. It's only got like 3 to 4 more chapters remaining and you would definitely see an ending to this story.
So I'm also adding this, should you see another story just magically appear please don't send eye daggers at me. I mean, finals are attacking me with full force and I definitely need a break from this intensive studying I'm putting down. Ugh.
Well that's about it for now. See ya!
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Okay, so this is the place where the readers go to know a little bit about the author. I mean, it won't be hard for me to say a little bit about myself, would it?
--twiddles thumbs and thinks hard--
Or maybe it is.
Right. Anywho, little facts about myself:
Age: 2x - 4x + 40 = 3 + 1...don't bother to figure it out.
Sex: Female
Location: In a land far away...literally.
Hobbies: Reading, writing, singing till the sun's deaf, swimming, walking, music-fanatic, craftwork (thread) hanging out...yeah.
Loves: Husband -:giggles foolishly:-Books (I think that's HIGHLY obvious), music (Nickelback!), cats/kittens, chocolate, the arts (performing, visual, literary etc), babies, sleep, traveling, adventure/mind games, the colour blue, fancy restaurants and of course...shopping. I mean, have more 'loves' than these superficial things I've mentioned but I'm too lazy to think about them.
Hates: Disrespectful people and being disrespected; embarrassment; vermin; dusty floor; loud noises; controlling people and being controlled; pain; lies and to be lied to (be frank and honest, it's the best way); to about to say something then suddenly forgets; bad spelling; a sore throat (I won't be able to sing! And talk! Oh the horror!!!) and last but certainly not the least: being near-sighted. It sucks. Seriously.
So that's about a one-sixteenths of me lol lol, if you feel it isn't enough to satisfy some odd part of you that wants to now more about me, there's my email addy for to you see. Just hit on it and send me a few lines if you want...you would definitely get a response lol. Okay, I'll shut up...aaaaaanyway...byyyeeee...!!!
I think I'll skip along to writing now. Toodles.
--skips away only to get run over by a bus--
Ouch.
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I think I'll add a bit of information about my stories here:
Jungle Girl: Dumped by her boyfriend, career on the rocks and fighting hard to get it back on the sea, Jasmine heads off to the Bahamas both for a vacation and as a way to get a good report for her boss. Nothing can go wrong now. Not even if the plane crashes. Nope.
Status: COMPLETE!! Yay!!
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To Be Raped Or Not To Be: So your work's over for the night. You're young, you're beautiful and you're walking the streets alone. You hear footsteps behind you and you realize you're being stalked...so where the hell is your pepper-spray!
Status: One-shot. It's cool. I think, lol.
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Condom Wrappers: So...how would you feel if your Mom found a condom wrapper in your room? And the worst part is: you're a girl. Uh oh.
Status: One-shot. Hilarious...well to the ending. Comic relief...heh.
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There is also that little poem 'Under Her Skirt' but I won't really bother to list it. It's cute and funny.