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since: 04-02-05, id: 468094
country: United States
web: Homepage
Author has written 12 stories for Thriller, Life, Song, Essay, General, and Politics.

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Ha ha, chopped off me bio for a sports crazy rant! First of all, support our skeleton team! With the likes of Kristan Bromley, we have a good chance of winning.Even though he was 13th in Salt Lake City, he's won 4 world cups and 2 Europe cups. He was silver in last years World Cup competition in Königssee, and is my personal favorite athlete competing in the Winter games.

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1. Harry Potter reviews
Read it and you'll understand.
Politics - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 81 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 2-17-06 - Published: 2-17-06
2. Book Review: Alichino reviews
My review of the Manga series Alichino.
Essay - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-9-05 - Published: 9-9-05
3. I Have Better Things To Worry About reviews
A serious essay/rant about the poisons in America and about how a small cigarette isn't as bad as you think. Bad grammar, good message.
Essay - Fiction Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,985 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 9-1-05 - Published: 9-1-05
4. Revolutionist reviews
I found a website about supposed freedom and equality, but they wanted everyone to conform to their standards. This is my response.
Politics - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8-31-05 - Published: 8-31-05
5. Put Your Foot Where Your Mouth Is reviews
An essay/rant bout how everybody follows the current "trend" in charity work.
Essay - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 8-31-05 - Published: 8-31-05
6. Politics and nature? reviews
I decided to try my hand at Japanese poetry. Thus, a choka was born.
Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 44 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 8-9-05 - Published: 8-9-05
7. Kay the Dull Girl reviews
A limerick about a girl I know. Rated M for inappropriateness.
General - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 201 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 8-9-05 - Published: 8-9-05
8. Samantha's Melody reviews
A song about love.
Song - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 179 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-9-05 - Published: 8-9-05
9. DBZ: Misunderstood reviews
An essay about Dragonball Z addressing the issue of repetitiveness.
Essay - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 8-8-05 - Published: 8-8-05
10. Schmerz reviews
Ein Lied über ein Mädchen, das ich kenne. Traurig für irgendeine schlechte Grammatik.
Song - Fiction Rated: T - German - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7-19-05 - Published: 7-19-05
11. Douleur reviews
Une vraie histoire de la douleur dans les mémoires.
Life - Fiction Rated: T - French - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-9-05 - Published: 4-9-05
12. Monster reviews
For all the angsty dramaqueens who write pointless rape/abuse-fics, here ya go!
Thriller - Fiction Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 4-6-05 - Published: 4-6-05
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