Comatose Muffin

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since	: 04-07-05, id: 469037, Profile Updated: 12-16-08
country	: New Zealand

Author has written 12 stories for Love, Life, Essay, Humor, Friendship, Young Adult, and Fantasy.

About me:

Sorenson.
Robyn Sorenson.

Grouchy little metalhead with a foul mouth and explosive temper.
I also collect My Little Pony, and Schleich figurines, and play the piano.

Music? I'm a slave to Kamelot, plain and simple. Followed by the epic Turisas, also epic Moonsorrow, and Seether(Who I'm well-aware aren't metal. But if it weren't for Seether, I wouldn't love the music I do today).

I'm seventeen, love to sketch and paint, and of course, write. To create something that, in my own eyes, has the possibility to be absolutely beautiful. To defy a reality many of us either don't understand, or simply find too limiting.
If you've got a few minutes to spare, take a quick squiz at my tiny DeviantART gallery?

You'll probably notice I haven't got too many stories up anymore.
I deleted them. Why? I'd written them years ago, and wanted to rewrite them. I loved the plot, and figured I could do a better job later on in life(AKA, within the next year or so).
I didn't have the heart to take everything down, mind you. As much as I hate my old work, I like being able to look back and compare it with my latest.

I'm not too poetic, but I was a fairly angsty child. Hence all the poems. xD
Take them with a grain of salt. I'm not 'emo', I swear!

Currently in the Works:

Unicorn and the Lion-
My take on an old folk tale. A unicorn, a lion, and a sparrow. Treason and madness in the midst of war leads three unlikely comrades across a continent, and back again.

Red Skies-
An old story I left in the back of my mind to stagnate, and eventually grow. Originally 'Night of the Blood Moon', and first of three, the story follows a young woman central to the war to end all wars.

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1. Unicorn and the Lion reviews
Take an old folk tale, mix with it a tad of treason, a hint of war, and a dash of madness, and what do you get?... Here is a tale of an ageless entity, his quest to find a King's beloved daughter. And, perhaps, to find /himself/.
Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-25-08 - Published: 7-25-08

2. Tate: I Caught the Disease » reviews
Just the account of a teenage boy, oblivious to his own faults, and driven to the edge. Totally, completely...RR? Yeahman. WARNING There's bound to be a little profanity... D
Young Adult - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,908 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-12-07 - Published: 10-24-07

3. Far too far reviews
She's fallen further than she'd ever imagined.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-6-06 - Published: 5-6-06

4. Never reviews
I wrote it a few months ago, and had planned on continuing... But I got lazy.
Friendship - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 63 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-25-06 - Published: 4-25-06

5. I don't need you reviews
Wow, someone got angry.
Friendship - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-4-05 - Published: 11-4-05

6. The sheep and the wall clock reviews
Right. The name has absolutely nothing to do with the story. The story has absolutely nothing to do with the story. Boredom+Computer+Whats in my mind=an incredibly pointless story...
Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 11-3-05 - Published: 11-3-05

7. Attack Of The Llama Empire reviews
In the near future, the many llama associations shall band together to form the greatest army ever seen! The earth shall fall under their power, and all will bow to the great and allmighty LLAMA!
Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11-3-05 - Published: 11-3-05

8. Now and Then
An english assignment from a year or so ago.
Complete - Essay - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 11-2-05 - Published: 11-2-05

9. Waiting reviews
Why do the elderly find it hard to let things go?
Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-2-05 - Published: 11-2-05

10. So Fake reviews
Why does it burn so?
Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-2-05 - Published: 11-2-05

11. I Cannot
No, she can't.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 11-2-05 - Published: 11-2-05

12. Too Late reviews
A girl. A boy. I think you can get the jist of it.
Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-2-05 - Published: 11-2-05

K.A. Oak (5)

Makes Me Sing (0)

Not Quite Dry Eyed (198)

Poinky (61)

yourevilsoul (11)

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