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Author has written 12 stories for General, Life, General, Supernatural, Humor, and Sci-Fi. What is the point of a profile? I could say I'm a thirteen year old virgin with big doe eyes. I could say I'm a forty year old balding man with hopes to win the Nobel Prize. I could say I'm a twenty-six year old burnt out journalist with high aspirations and a small dog. I like to think of myself as rich, intellectual, attractive, and talented. But then, I might be mistaken. I could be an acne ridden loser with no prospects, a slow computer, and a dead gerbil that used to be named King Lear. What do you think? On a positive note, I've just discovered David Shrigley and he is amazing. I think I have found god, or at least a more witty substitute. | |||||||
1. Aversion Factor reviewsIn a society where image is of the utmost importance, where style and birthright trump all other traits, a single man tries to make his way, and leave his mark in the process. The only thing he can't decide is whether it should be a scratch or a gash.Sci-Fi - Fiction Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-26-08 - Published: 3-26-082. Crumbs reviewsOne situation. Four viewpoints. Some people believe in the interconnectedness of all things. Some people believe in Santa. Some people smoke things that are not beneficial to logical musings. Some people write stories. This is a story.Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-15-07 - Published: 10-15-073. Hole in the Head reviewsEvery church I've every been too has had a jail ministry where they go into prisons and try to convert criminals. Are they really that blind?Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 70 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-7-07 - Published: 5-7-074. Sunday Morning reviewsSometimes faith can become obsession. Sometimes religion can become a cult. Sometimes good intentions can leave you struggling for air. Sometimes you go a long way through life before realizing everything you've been taught is a pile of shit.Complete - Supernatural - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-7-07 - Published: 5-7-075. Day in the Life of a Cynic reviewsCynical, sadistic, pessimistic: Kane Tague has been called many things. He prefers to think of himself as just a working man, making the world a better place, one step at a time. A bit of a dark fic.Complete - General - Fiction Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-9-06 - Published: 9-9-066. Inevitable reviewsIn the world of natural selection, only the strong will survive. And to do that? Sometimes others become caught underfoot.Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-8-06 - Published: 9-8-067. Mother May I? reviewsTo my mentor in my head.Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: M - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 203 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-24-06 - Published: 8-24-068. Places reviewsTo the tyrant.Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 80 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-24-06 - Published: 8-24-069. No Dinner Until You Wash Your Hands reviewsTo the hypocrite.Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-28-06 - Published: 3-28-0610. Just Imagine reviewsI can't really summarize with without giving away the twist at the end. Just read please.Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-18-06 - Published: 1-18-06
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