Yeah, yeah, I know the name says I strictly read fics, but once in a while I'll write a crappy piece of poetry I publish when I'm pissed or depressed. You got a problem with it, lemme know at your own risk.

Fave Phrases:

"Lemme kick your ass three times and then spit in your face, then I'll feel better."

"Please tell me you're not into that bullshit, cause then I'd haveta hurt your ass."

"Well, howdy doody, folks! Welcome to the end of the world! It was scheduled a few centuries late, but no worries--we can wait right here for it."

"The devil is a liar...but then again, so am I..."

"Well hell, if I was a kickass super strong vampire, I think I'd have better sense than to think that I was the biggest and baddest thing out there."

"No, asshole. I'm not a bitch. I am THE bitch--get it right, don't insult me."