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since: 04-27-05, id: 472513
Author has written 32 stories for Love, General, Life, General, Song, and Haiku.

I pretend to be bohemian and avant-garde but I live in the suburbs with my parents. My brown hair used to be purple. I'm five-foot three and losing weight (or I tell myself I am). I am cold-hearted but also passionate. I like to feel loved and I cannot love. I am a pathological flirt.

I am a walking contradiction and a lumberjack sex kitten.

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1. Ode to Everyone I Ever Thought I Love
I dedicate this poem to my exboyfriend and my exfriends. I hate all of you. This poem is not quite as emo as it sounds
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 3-28-07 - Published: 3-28-07
2. Queen Chaos
A butterfly flapping its wings in India can cause a hurricane in the Gulf of Mexico. I have a monster under my bed.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 3-25-07 - Published: 3-25-07
3. The Shade of Ghosts reviews
I miss my old favorite color from before black
Haiku - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-25-07 - Published: 3-25-07
4. But is it art? reviews
Or rather, am I?
Complete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 3-7-07 - Published: 3-7-07
5. Meditation reviews
zen has nothing to do with motorcycle maintenance. it's about staring at a clean white wall and not seeing the nothing...
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 98 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-5-07 - Published: 3-5-07
6. Dada Iced Poem reviews
an abstract expressionistic work portraying lust for ice cream and the void of human existence. alternating lines beween careline and me.
Song - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-29-06 - Published: 9-29-06
7. Almost fall reviews
It's not that I particularly want to go back to school, I just feel less bad than I should. This might make me unpopular but I think summer is teensy weensy bit overrated.
Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8-22-06 - Published: 8-22-06
8. Exit Strategy reviews
A distillation of pure dream water is no longer enough to make you fall asleep...
Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-19-06 - Published: 8-19-06
9. FUBAR reviews
ummm... this is why people suck... particularly americans
Life - Fiction Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-30-06 - Published: 7-30-06
10. Broken Window reviews
When I see young kids being downright nasty it always makes me wonder what's going on with them. I want to help them. Or maybe strangle them. I'm not sure.
Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-6-06 - Published: 7-6-06
11. Waiting Passively reviews
I hate waiting for something more fulfilling to show up without knowing when or if it even will, knowing it's all beyond my control...
Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 98 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 6-29-06 - Published: 6-29-06
12. Me and Lord Byron It's a poet thing reviews
There's nothing pathetic about drinking alone...
Life - Fiction Rated: M - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6-27-06 - Published: 6-27-06
13. Narcissa reviews
I threw a big tantrum today cause I dyed my hair and it didn't turn out well. Then I wrote a poem about my ridiculous vanity... now I am safely blond but that's not the poem.
Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-27-06 - Published: 6-27-06
14. talking to the dark reviews
Hmmm... this is a short monologue I wrote. I have no idea why I wrote this or where I got the idea or whether I like it. Judge for yourselves.
General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-24-06 - Published: 6-24-06
15. Moonscape reviews
There are some things money can't buy, and more things impatience won't make happen. My life would be a lot easier if I learned to follow my own advice.
Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-23-06 - Published: 6-23-06
16. Empty Words reviews
You came to me crying...
Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 51 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-23-06 - Published: 6-23-06
17. More to Life » reviews
Do you ever get that nagging feeling like there's something missing and you can't quite put your finger on it?
Life - Fiction Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-22-06 - Published: 6-22-06
18. Summer reviews
Two whole months and nothing to do... my mom wants me to get a job but I'd rather just listen to music and play solitaire.
Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 6-18-06 - Published: 6-18-06
19. It isn't insomnia reviews
It isn't insomnia... I just don't wanna sleep yet. Funny the epiphanies you get when it starts to be tomorrow.
Life - Fiction Rated: M - English - Poetry/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 180 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-15-06 - Published: 6-15-06
20. Wannabe Slut reviews
I have a great personality and people love me for that but I really need somebody to value me for my body. And there's nothing to do but wait to find a guy and write angsty poetry.
Life - Fiction Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 250 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-12-06 - Published: 6-12-06
21. wackbards and outsidein reviews
I wrote this poem last fall when I was pissed off about always getting straight A's, being a good girl, and having no social life. Since then I've kind of followed the advice I gave me in this poem and now I am that weird depressed crazy punk girl. So g
Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-12-06 - Published: 6-12-06
22. Better Ways to Die reviews
You know those straight-edge T-shirts with the no smoking signs and the little motto underneath that says "there are better ways to die? I don't smoke but they still drive me crazy. So here is a snazzy little poem about smoking and dying. Please R&R.
Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-5-06 - Published: 6-5-06
23. Mantra for a Zen Nihilist reviews
wake up little self-kernel inside of me... the soul is immortal by virtue of nonexistant, and real through indifference. I promise I was not high when I wrote it, but I was under the influence of Ravi Shankar.
Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 73 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-30-06 - Published: 5-30-06
24. weather forecast reviews
it's going to rain tomorrow... so go talk weather now with other girls.
Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-26-06 - Published: 5-26-06
25. My Emblematic Spatter Poem reviews
This poem is inspired by me cutting class with my friend and going to an art museum. Peculiar but amusing. Please R&R.
Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 67 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-12-06 - Published: 5-12-06
26. Love Song for a Poem reviews
I am a poet. Are you my poem, Life?
Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-3-06 - Published: 5-3-06
27. Through the Dead Grass reviews
This is a wierd surreal little poem. See what you think of it.
General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-11-06 - Published: 3-11-06
28. Take Them With You reviews
I'm not sure how to describe this one. A tender, surreal poem about people, dreams, butterflies and death. Please R&R.
General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-7-06 - Published: 1-7-06
29. Neon Green Bubbles and Indigo reviews
Yeah I had those home-alone-at-1-am-on-New-Year's-listening-Bright-Eyes-blues. Not one of my more lucid poems, but I'm quite fond of it.
Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 227 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-1-06 - Published: 1-1-06
30. Just Another Untitled Emo Poem reviews
I wish that I could just talk to him. He probably doesn't even care.
Life - Fiction Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 54 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12-30-05 - Published: 12-30-05
31. Broken Idols reviews
I guess this poem is about letting go of things. I'm not really sure what I think of it. Please R&R.
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-29-05 - Published: 12-29-05
32. Internally Freckled reviews
This poem came from a time when I thought I might be in love. It seems really funny now. "You drive me dotty/ like I'm a Guernsey cow." Wow, I really was.
Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-25-05 - Published: 12-25-05
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