Hola peoples! I was feeling creative and along with writing another chapter for Total Opposites, I made an icon about Matt's famous line about french speaking pigs!
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b41/Wondabulous/frenchspeakingpigs.jpg
If you don't know what that means, READ TOTAL OPPOSITES!
I also made a stupid icon for a fic on here called My Toaster Thinks I'm Crazy. It sucks though. THE ICON, NOT THE STORY, READ THE STORY.
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b41/Wondabulous/Mytoasterthinksimcrazy.jpg
Quote/Word/Phrase/Saying/Whatever I think of of the Day/Week/Moment/ Whenever I update: Sometimes I maze myself with my randomness.
Favorite Quotes and Sayings(and stuff said on TV and read in fanfiction):
You said you read me like a book but the pages are all torn and frayed
If you're lost I'll keep you warm and if your low just hold on…cause I will be your safety...don't leave home...don’t leave me…
It doesn’t matter what position you are in when you have sex, you will get pregnant. It doesn’t matter if you are in missionary position, doggy style position, standing up, sitting down, in water, in the backseat with the windows up, in a candy store, in the back row at the movies, or any other way you can twist, turn, bend or move, you will still get pregnant. You will get pregnant and then horrible things will happen to you. Your father will kill you. You will make your mother cry. Do you want that? Do you? Huh? Huh?
Gay people are Gods way of saying, "Stop reproducing you horny little bastards!"
Many receive advice, only the wise profit by it.
Why do people say, "a word to the wise"? It's the stupid people that need it.
Children in the front seat may cause accidents.
Accidents in the backseat may cause children.
Live everyday as if it were your last, one day you'll get it right.
Never argue with an idiot, they drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. (I should know. I argue alot.)
Wise men talk because they have something to say.
Fools talk because they have to say something. (I'm one of the fools)
Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose. (What? You expect me to say something funny? I'm not ugly so I don't know.)
You won't know the facts until you know the fiction.(I'll tell you the fiction. My friends'll tell you the facts.)
No matter what goes wrong, there's always someone who knew it would happen and enjoys saying, "I told you so." (And that someone is me. I even have my own "I told you so" song and dance!)
Never ignore a wounded enemy, for the snake's head can strike even when detached from its body. (Really cool)
Rae: Why are you doing this? I thought you didn't like me.
BB: Thought you didn't like me.
Cy: Hey, I like both of you now get your butts overhere! (my fave episode)
BB: Why did the ardvark cross the road?
Rea: To beat up the idiot telling jokes about him?
Star: An ardvark is a type of duck?
(that is strangely the only thing I remember about that episode... including it's title...)
"I'm not a walking accident. I'm a walking catastraphy!" -Seffra
"A friend stabs you in the back. A best friend pokes you in the eye! -Kelly
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