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B.S. Ha
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since: 04-28-05, id: 472726
Author has written 23 stories for Humor, Life, General, Fable, Essay, General, Fantasy, Haiku, and Nature.

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Paper's Bloody Tears
With a quick intake of breath, she dropped the paper crane, waving her fingers in the air. She then picked up the crane, letting a few drops of her blood fall onto where the bird's heart would be. "Damn paper cuts . . ."
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Random quotes:

Daddy once told me that when mommy passed away, she was taken by the butterflies into Heaven. From that day forward, I swore that I would torture and kill every last one of them until they would reveal to me the location of this so called 'Heaven'.
- I actually don't remember where that's from, but it's pretty funny

You will never be punished for making someone die of laughter.
- Chinese Proverb

Never fight an inanimate object.
- P. J. O'Rourke

Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.
- Plato

Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
- Carl Gustav Jung

The imperfection to the Romantic mind is the true perfection of the nature of nature.
- Nelson

The difference between genius and insanity is that genius has its limits.
- Albert Einstein

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then give up. No use being a damned fool about it.
- W. C. Fields




1. Lightly veined » reviews
A series of riddles in haiku form...
Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 6-4-08 - Published: 4-29-08
2. She
A savior and an end... shamelessly wrapping herself around the earth
Complete - Nature - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 4-29-08 - Published: 4-29-08
3. The Rocking Horse That Broke My Heart reviews
When I was young enough for my dreams to touch the sky . . .
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-12-07 - Published: 12-12-07
4. Man or Beast reviews
For every body, for every soul...
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 9-22-07 - Published: 9-22-07
5. Listen to the Music reviews
It seems to wander before strolling into my ears, and with it colorful, fleeting images.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-5-07 - Published: 9-5-07
6. Voices of the Forest » reviews
The first one comes.
Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/General - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,128 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 8-21-07 - Published: 6-18-07
7. The Mad Knitters » reviews
By day, they are just a group of ordinary girls. They share a common interest: knitting! But by night, they fight the bad guys. Sound familiar? Maybe you know them. A parody of stereotypes and superheros.
Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,509 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 7-12-07 - Published: 12-26-06
8. Antidaeophobia reviews
She was surrounded.
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-1-07 - Published: 7-1-07
9. The Green of the Grass reviews
Drabble for the reader to finish
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-15-07 - Published: 5-15-07
10. A Careless Angel reviews
And the angel is probably unaware...
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-14-07 - Published: 5-14-07
11. Collide reviews
When the mountains shake...
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 64 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-14-07 - Published: 5-14-07
12. The King and the Meal without Salt reviews
Once upon a time, there was a prosperous king...
Complete - Fable - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 5-9-07 - Published: 5-9-07
13. A History of Mary Sues » reviews
Mary Sue: mâr'e sü: a term for a fictional character who is portrayed as ideal and lacks flaws, or has her flaws unreasonably romanticized
Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,677 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 4-24-07 - Published: 10-21-06
14. Cloudy reviews
There's nothing wrong with a little rain. In fact, doesn't rain often symbolize a new, clean beginning?
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-3-07 - Published: 3-3-07
15. For whatever, for whoever reviews
That it may last, that it may grow . . .
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 2-4-07 - Published: 2-4-07
16. Where the heart is reviews
Home is...
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-9-07 - Published: 1-9-07
17. Modern Art? reviews
I went to a modern art museum a while ago, and saw this display that just plain horrified me: a big pink shoe in the middle of a red room. Is this art?
Complete - Essay - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 354 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 10-25-06 - Published: 10-25-06
18. A Rosin High reviews
Practicing violin may seem boring, but one thing can lead to another . . . Sometimes, things can just get weird.
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-30-06 - Published: 9-30-06
19. A Claim reviews
Sometimes, Life is tough. But remember to look at the situation from all angles, and not to let your Pride push help away. Because maybe, you can't do it all on your own . . .
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 9-3-06 - Published: 9-3-06
20. I am from reviews
This is who I am . . . what makes me ME . . .
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8-28-06 - Published: 8-28-06
21. Mostly Teen Angst » reviews
I don't wanna listen to your sob stories; I've got enough of my own to deal with.
Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 1-1-06 - Published: 5-12-05
22. Untitled Randomness » reviews
A collection of humor short stories and poems. Mostly random. So far we've got an overly calmn man stranded with Ripley's gang, the fattest cat you've ever seen livin' the afterlife, and a list of ways to annoy people. Enjoy!
Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,535 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11-1-05 - Published: 7-1-05
23. Holding a Stray reviews
Not everything in this world is as you see it. You have to look past your glamorous life and into the shadows . . .
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-29-05 - Published: 10-29-05
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