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| C W St.J Nobbs |
Author has written 10 stories for Fantasy, Action, Love, Humor, Humor, Nature, and Work. Hello. My real name is obviously not C W St. John Nobbs, but that's for me to know, and you to find out. ...wait. Damn. Anyways, if anyone who reads this feels like being a Beta for Life and Time of Lonan: Proper Hero, I would really appreciate it. STORIES, WHAT IS AND WHAT SHALL BE IF I EVER GET OFF MY GODDAMMED ASS LIFE AND TIMES OF LONAN: PROPER HERO Technically still in progress, but stalled for now LIFE AND TIMES OF LONAN: TALES OF THE LOST KING Obviously, this will not happen until the first one gets finished UNNAMED ZOMBIE STORY This will probably happen before my War story. And either happening now, or between Lonan: Proper Hero and Tales of the Lost King if I ever pick up Lonan again. FUTURISTIC SCI-FI WAR STORY, ALSO UNNAMED SOMETHING THAT WILL BE FUNNY... | |||||||
1. Green MonsterOh, to think about the glory days when I was a grocery bagger. Except that there weren't any, of course.Poetry: Work - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Published: 12-14-11 - Complete2. HawkI'm not Bob Dylan, so what I say the poem is about is actually what the poem is about. And this one is about a hawk.Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Published: 12-14-11 - Complete3. The StormA poem about a storm. Duh.Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Published: 12-14-11 - Complete4. Nothing Good Happens in a Park After SundownOur two heroes, locked out of their apartment, valiantly fight the march of time. And get drunk.Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,322 - Published: 12-14-11 - Complete5. Terror at 75 Miles per Hour reviewsTo be fair, terror has been faster, but not for a 6 year old boy...Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-14-11 - Complete6. To Great TraditionThe subject of this poem is copyrighted by someone else, not making claims, blahblahblah. It's funny, read it.Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Published: 12-13-117. For Her reviewsA Shakespearean sonnet.Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-13-11 - Complete8. Just The Tip reviewsA sexy story about weapons, thievery, martial arts, psychic powers, assassinations, sexual tension and the shenanigans that ensue when all of these are combined in dramatic fashion. Rating may go up in future. Reviews appreciated. A Beta would be niceFiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-2-119. The Things Expected of a WizardTalin never considered himself differnt from any other Wizard. But the head of the Mages Guild sees him as the perfect candidate to undertake the dangerous task of killing a Dark God. Talin disagrees. Hilarity does not ensue. Rating well deserved.Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Published: 8-4-1010. The Life and Times of Lonan: Proper Hero » reviewsLonan: Proper Hero considered himself to be doing quite a wonderful job of keeping alive. But when he meets a beautiful Elf Druid, he begins to find that staying alive is difficult work. Rating may changeFiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,473 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7-26-10 - Published: 7-8-10
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