Revan: Hi! I'm Revan! The lovable insane aslylum escapee.

Emmett: And I'm Emmett. I'm not from an asylum, so I'm less lovable.

Revan: Ha!

Emmett: (sob) Why can't I be lovable?

Revan: Maybe it's because you're a sex-crazed, pubescent freak.

Emmett: Shut up, you're destroying my self esteem! Anyway, profile time!

Name:
Emmett (no, not like Emmett Brown off 'Back to the Future', that movie
blows! Booo, kill all the characters, booo,hiss, boooo!!!!!) *Ahem*
Sorry, slip of the tongue.

Age: Fifteen, turning Sixteen (soon I'll have my driver's liscence, pedestrians beware!!! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!)

Country: Australia!!! Yay, no other country in the world has Kangaroos!!!! (And yes, we do ride them to school.)

Revan:
No we don't! No-one is brave enough to try and dodge their flailing
limbs. One punch and a full grown human would be sent flying through
the air until they were impaled on a sharp rock! If any tourists die
via Kangaroo punch, I'm going to blame you!

Emmett: Shut up! Let me finish!, Anyway, back to my profile.

Favourite food: Pepperoni Pizza

Favourite
Drink: Cherry Coke, I have two whole crates in my fridge it's the last
supply of Cherry Coke in all of Australia, and it's all mine, mine!!!

Revan:(under her breath) Freak.

Favourite Show: Futurama!!!

Favourite Quote in All Time Ever: Hmmm, I wonder what the Shroud of Turin tastes like....(Dr. Zoidberg, Futurama)

Animal I am Most Obsessed With (Not THAT kind of obsessed,geez, you guys have minds like sewers.): FERRETS!!!YAY!!!!!!!!

Hobbies: Wouldn't you like to know...

Emmett:
Well, that's it for my profile. Revan doesn't have one because she's
not important enough, and she smells bad. However, I will advise you to
check out her 'Yu-Gi-Oh' fanfics on fanfiction.net, 'I'm not from
around here' and the sequel, ' And I don't Thinkhe is Either' They are
under the name Revan Starr. I know her name is fruity, but check out
the stories anyway, wether or not you like 'Yu-Gi-Oh' (I hate it, MUST
DESTROYHOMOSEXUAL ANIME CHARACTERS!!!!!!!). Anyway, whether or not you
like it, you'll still be amused by her stories.

Revan: Yes, read my stories! Also, here's my profile!

Name: Revan Starr (Like I'm gonna tell you my REAL name)

Age: 15, almost 16 (Ha, I'm older than Emmett)

Emmett: Awww...

Country: Australia. WOO!