| Eye of the Needle |
Author has written 36 stories for Life, Love, Humor, Friendship, Humor, Nature, Haiku, and War. You really don't need to know much about me to understand my writing. Only This... ...I'm in love. ...I find a strange melancholy satisfaction in angst and tragedy Haiku The genius of John Cooper Clarke The Pagan Kiochi - everything I could ever hope for. My best friend, my beautiful boy. I love him like no other. The Watched - the most talented sixteen year old I have ever come across. And one of the best friends a girl could have. Empty Jigsaw - a mystery to me, but is much loved. Under all the neuroses, is a heart of gold. Just Another Suicide -a boy with below the surface beauty, that shines through when he smiles. These people are everything to me, I don't care whether you think they can write or not. I love them all and they inspire me, look after me, keep me sane, entertain me, and love me back. What you think of them, is your own business, I happen to think they're the most awesome people on the planet and as such have mentioned them herein. You'll find them on my favourite authors list. I also wish to say that The Watched is one of the fairest and best reviewers I have seen on here. Listen to her advice, she may just teach you something I like: Kisses in the Rain I hate: Saying goodbye 3 I wuvs my snugglepuss! 3 | |||||
1. Suburban reviewsThis is where the problem beginsPoetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-16-062. Neutrality reviewsDeath is such a taboo, and we're so hopeless at breaking it.Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 84 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-14-063. All's Fair reviewsA warzone, a battlefield, and you're in the middle. What can you do?Poetry: War - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-11-064. The This Manys School Of Economics » reviewsCo-written with The Watched. This is a humerous guide to be a student and not having much money to speak of...mostly from our own experiencesFiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-8-06 - Published: 3-30-065. Deliciously Sordid reviews'What's your weakness' Rated just to be safe. A lot of implications in here, nothing graphic but feedback is appreciated.Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-3-066. One Dollar Bullet reviewsTake from this what you will, I'm just de-stressing with pointless metaphors.Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-29-067. Untitled Sonnet reviewsMy first attempt at a sonnet. I would appreciate feedback on what you think of it.Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-22-068. The Ultimate in Emo reviewsA collection of completely ridiculous emo type metaphors, inspired by many, ripped apart by mePoetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-20-069. Fashion Setter reviewsIt's the new style darling, you simply must do as we do, and cut yourself to ribbonsPoetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-3-0610. Collection » reviewsThis is a collection of short nothings that don't belong anywhere else.Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 3-3-06 - Published: 1-15-0611. Hollow Bruise reviewsAnd somehow she loves you, so the bruises mean everythingPoetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-15-0612. St Valentine reviewsIt's St Valentine's Day...try and smile at least once...'kay?Poetry: Haiku - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-8-0613. A Spider's Tale reviewsThis is very weird. But I like it, so please do enjoy. The thoughts of a spider.Poetry: Nature - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 84 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-7-0614. Rastus reviews"Farewell my darling" I lost my cat today, before his time. I had to write about it...he was like a close friend y'know?Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 51 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-2-0615. Junkie Thin reviews"What was it the junkie gave" Kinda dark and questioning.Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-31-0616. The Adventures Of Chav Man » reviewsA light hearted look into the life of the world's stupidest super-hero. Stereotypes and madness galore within. Not intended to insult anyoneFiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 1-31-06 - Published: 10-6-0517. To Die reviewsWould you take your own life? Knowing what would happen?Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-29-0618. Pretty Little Thing reviewsThe life of a camera whore. Reposted from a very long time ago.Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-29-0619. Words Of Wisdom From An Aging Whore reviews"Young love is overrated darling...look at me."Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 75 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-25-0620. Can't Say No reviewsYour eyes just can't say no. Vague sexual implications, please R RPoetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 59 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-24-0621. Sunday, Perfect Sunday reviewsWhat do you do on Sundays?Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-22-0622. Forever reviewsAnd nothing lasts forever, One day it will end.Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-20-0623. And So The Rain reviews"And so she became, Kisses in the Rain" For KiochiPoetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 90 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-18-0624. Positive and Negative, Light and Dark etc etc reviewsA nice parody of all the hideously depressing angst that I have read. Not meant to offend but if it does then you need a sense of humour.Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-11-0625. Wicked Moments reviewsOkay so this isn't the best thing I've ever written...I just thought I'd see if it was possible to put the bond between two people into words.Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-6-0626. Quoting your Life reviewsWe all have secrets, we all have fears, but please, don't burden others. And don't apply someone elses words to your life.Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-27-0527. Darkness reviewsThis is almost a discussion with inner demons. Only it's with those demons that don't exist. The kind of demon every little goth girl bestows on herself to look cool.Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-25-0528. Mistletoe reviewsAnother Christmas poem. Under the Mistletoe.Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 71 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-25-0529. Just Another Merry Christmas reviewsMy views on ChristmasPoetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-25-0530. You reviews"Have you ever loved someone so much, it hurts"Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-20-0531. In Time with the Metronome reviewsListen to the metronome, what does it say?Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-11-0532. A Lover Lost » reviewsThou may consider her a rose but perhaps she is thy thorn. A series of poemsPoetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 11-11-05 - Published: 10-31-0533. The Placebo Effect reviewsWritten when a friend challenged me to write something starting with "Up my dosage will ya?/Nothing's right around here."Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-14-0534. Little Dark Star reviewsI don't know what this is. I know a little dark star whether they know it or not is questionable.Poetry: Friendship - Rated: T - English - Angst/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-12-0535. There's A Man reviewsWho is that man?Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-3-0536. They Refuse To Obey reviewsCan you tell your story? Can you say what you feel?Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 75 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-2-05