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| Tapioooca |
Author has written 55 stories for Humor, General, Life, Song, Romance, Friendship, Love, Haiku, Work, Family, General, Young Adult, Biography, and Essay. Some things you might've wanted to know... - My real name is Kayla. - My pen name came from a rather popular skit from an episode of Whose Line is it Anyway. You should YouTube it if you're looking for something to do. It's been at least six years since I first saw it, and I still find it funny. - I'm a college student pursuing a BA in Non-Fiction Writing. - In addition to being a mediocre writer, I'm also a mediocre musician. Four and a half years of guitar lessons don't seem to have helped much. - I've been watching The Simpsons religiously for as long as I can remember, and I know more about the show's history than I do about my own grandmother. - My heroes are Conan O'Brien, John Swartzwelder, George Meyer, Adam Durtiz, and Charlie Chaplin. - I deleted all of my stories written before 2008 because there wasn't anything good about them. | |||||||
1. Traffic Lights and the Drama of Aging reviewsThis is exactly what it sounds like. And it was turned in to a college professor. Seriously.Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,546 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-20-132. untitled Super Mario story reviewsAn entirely true tale of preadolescent heartlessness.Fiction: Biography - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-20-13 - Complete3. Things Jahmal Has Said reviewsTime is kinda like Jesus.Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-13-12 - Complete4. How to Live reviewsBecause time is money.Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 72 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-11-12 - Complete5. Zipped reviewsGrandpa died again tonight.Poetry: Family - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-11-12 - Complete6. No Vacancies reviewsEyes are not magic.Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-11-12 - Complete7. Housekeeping reviewsOnce something's all ashes you surely can't unburn it.Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-11-12 - Complete8. Attestation Revisited reviewsHas it even been another May since you loved me?Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-11-12 - Complete9. In Jokes reviewsThanks, you're a lamb. Remember them?Poetry: Family - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-14-12 - Complete10. Finally Selfless » reviewsA series of autobiographical monologues on self-harm. Rated for the mature theme and language.Fiction: Biography - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,347 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-14-12 - Complete11. Klutz reviewsWhen I was young, I wasn't very good at believing in God.Fiction: Biography - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-14-12 - Complete12. Parasite reviewsWhen you go, I want to come too.Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-18-11 - Complete13. Boy Falls Asleep in a High School Math Class reviewsThere's more than one side to every story.Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-9-11 - Complete14. The Bartender reviewsNever once did Calhoun think to come to me for answers.Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-9-1115. Hey Evan reviewsI swear that they were young once.Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-29-10 - Complete16. Far From the Tree reviewsDon't try to understand it.Poetry: Family - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-29-10 - Complete17. Turn Around reviewsI wish I couldn't hear you, but I can make out every sound.Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-5-10 - Complete18. Big Fish reviewsThe ponds don't come small enough here.Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-7-10 - Complete19. An Ode to the Starving Artist reviews...You stand firmly, willing to scream only for your own enjoyment.Poetry: Work - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-14-10 - Complete20. Faded Marquee reviewsIn an optimist's mind, you are bound to be burned.Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-7-10 - Complete21. Tongue Tied reviewsAll it takes is one look to know what I'm trying to say.Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 211 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-2-10 - Complete22. Going to Foster's reviewsI'm not accustomed to sadness. You told me that's not what I do.Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-3-10 - Complete23. If You Want To reviewsDon't leave me thinking I'm all apathy.Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 352 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-2-10 - Complete24. The Morning After reviewsEverything seems better on a full stomach.Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-4-10 - Complete25. Graduation Day reviewsTomorrow's taken way too long.Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-30-10 - Complete26. Invisible Among the Me Generation reviewsIt doesn't always take one to know one.Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 251 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-10-10 - Complete27. The Butterfly Effect reviewsThe sky was crying for me when I couldn't.Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-10-10 - Complete28. Things I Didn't Tell You reviewsI love him when I'm unhappy here.Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 189 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-2-10 - Complete29. Assisi reviewsI kept my eyes dry, even though you weren't watching.Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 236 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-19-10 - Complete30. Six String Guitar reviewsI'll tell you what the poems were about.Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-8-10 - Complete31. Beautiful Like You reviewsI didn't mean to dream about it.Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-8-10 - Complete32. Stick Around reviewsThis petty life is so typical.Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-8-10 - Complete33. A Letter to Those Behind Me reviewsThis is how it feels to be a copy editor.Poetry: Work - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-8-10 - Complete34. Haiti reviewsToday they stand...Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-5-10 - Complete35. Glimpses of Charlie and Amy » reviewsA growing collection of short stories about a not-so-happily married couple.Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 12-24-09 - Published: 11-24-0936. Blind Lemon's Inspiration reviewsBlues players thrive on pain.Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-13-09 - Complete37. My Turbulent Conscience reviewsOnce a cheater, always a cheater.Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-11-09 - Complete38. The Basis for Sanity reviewsHe stays without wondering or wavering...Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-24-09 - Complete39. Amazing reviewsI hate that this is what you left me for.Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-15-09 - Complete40. Attestation reviewsSunrises changed both of our minds this morning.Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-5-09 - Complete41. Soul Searching reviewsYour windows aren't functioning properly.Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 189 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-11-09 - Complete42. The Wondering reviewsThis isn't about lessons and goals anymore.Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-2-09 - Complete43. Waiting for Scotty reviewsA cute little ditty about a power-hungry nerd.Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-2-09 - Complete44. Portrait of a Jaded Handpuppet reviewsIt's kind of like trying to smooth out cement after it's been setting for a couple of days.Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-12-09 - Complete45. The Actress » reviewsBecause letting him catch on would only ruin things for you.Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,510 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 8-4-09 - Published: 7-27-09 - Complete46. Pestilent Paranoia reviewsNow is the time to end this game.Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-26-09 - Complete47. Fallacies reviewsYou shouldn't be surprised.Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-15-09 - Complete48. Love Song reviewsMy head's a bit of a mess right now. I have three years of you to thank for that.Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-3-09 - Complete49. The Death of a Tramp reviewsWords just ruin everything.Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-9-09 - Complete50. Tales From the Land of Broken Records reviewsOne man's insanity is another man's reality.Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-25-09 - Complete51. Hollywoodland reviewsFade to black. It's over.Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-16-09 - Complete52. A Part of Grandma reviewsMaybe next time they'll choose their words more carefully.Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-6-09 - Complete53. If Wishes Were Horses reviewsSome days reality just isn't good enough.Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-29-09 - Complete54. Nine Months reviewsIt's funny how life works out.Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-17-08 - Complete
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