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Author has written 22 stories for Biography, Humor, General, Life, Song, Romance, Friendship, and Love. Some things you might've wanted to know... - My real name is Kayla - My pen name came from a rather popular episode of Whose Line is it Anyway, a show which had basically dominated my life when I made this account - I'm a high school student - In addition to being a mediocre writer, I'm also a mediocre musician. Four years of guitar lessons don't seem to have helped much - My favorite fiction book is John Swartzwelder's Dead Men Scare Me Stupid. My favorite nonfiction books are all in the Uncle John's Bathroom Reader series - I've been watching The Simpsons religiously for as long as I can remember, and I know more about the show's history than I do about my own grandmother - My favorite movies are Limelight, La vita é bella, Queer Duck: The Movie, The Birdcage, Lady & The Tramp, and Benny & Joon - My favorite bands and artists are Counting Crows, The Fratellis, Big Wreck, Panic! At the Disco, Matchbox Twenty, and Julia Nunes - My favorite fonts are Times New Roman and Verdana - Some things I love: irony, sleep, writing, warm blankets, strange coincidences, useless information, physical comedy, corny jokes, blue Papermate pens, new notebooks, when the weather matches my mood, PostSecret, and falling in love with a new song - Some things that bother me: racism, homophobia, religion in general, numbers that don't end in five or zero, knives, bad drivers, the thought of living forever, bugs, and socks - My heroes are Conan O'Brien, John Swartzwelder, George Meyer, Adam Durtiz, and Charlie Chaplin - I deleted all of my stories written before 2008 because there wasn't anything good about them | |||||||||
1. Glimpses of Charlie and Amy » reviewsA growing collection of short stories about a not-so-happily married coupleRomance - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 11-28-09 - Published: 11-24-092. The Basis for Sanity reviewsHe stays without wondering or wavering...Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 203 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-24-09 - Published: 11-24-093. Amazing reviewsI hate that this is what you left me forComplete - Song - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-15-09 - Published: 11-15-094. Attestation reviewsThe tables have turned, my dear. YOUR alibis are the unbelievable ones nowComplete - Friendship - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-5-09 - Published: 10-5-095. Soul Searching reviewsYour windows aren't functioning properlyComplete - Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-11-09 - Published: 9-11-096. The Wondering reviewsThis isn't about lessons and goals anymoreComplete - Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 394 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-2-09 - Published: 9-2-097. Waiting for Scotty reviewsA cute little ditty about a power-hungry nerdComplete - Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-2-09 - Published: 9-2-098. Portrait of a Jaded Handpuppet reviewsIt's kind of like trying to smooth out cement after it's been setting for a couple of daysComplete - Song - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-12-09 - Published: 8-12-099. The Actress » reviewsBecause letting him catch on would only ruin things for youComplete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,996 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 8-4-09 - Published: 7-27-0910. Pestilent Paranoia reviewsNow is the time to end this gameComplete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-26-09 - Published: 7-26-0911. Fallacies reviewsYou shouldn't be surprisedComplete - Friendship - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 251 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-15-09 - Published: 7-15-0912. Love Song reviewsMy head's a bit of a mess right now. I have three years of you to thank for that.Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-3-09 - Published: 6-3-0913. The Death of a Tramp reviewsWords just ruin everythingComplete - Song - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-9-09 - Published: 5-9-0914. Tales From the Land of Broken Records reviewsOne man's insanity is another man's realityComplete - Song - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-25-09 - Published: 4-25-0915. Claymate reviewsNo one else can mold me like you doComplete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-22-09 - Published: 4-22-0916. Hollywoodland reviewsFade to black. It's overComplete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-16-09 - Published: 3-16-0917. A Part of Grandma reviewsMaybe next time they'll choose their words more carefullyComplete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-6-09 - Published: 3-6-0918. If Wishes Were Horses reviewsSome days reality just isn't good enoughComplete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-29-09 - Published: 1-29-0919. Nine Months reviewsIt's funny how life works outComplete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-17-08 - Published: 12-17-0820. Faux Pas reviewsSometimes, it's better not to open your mouth at allComplete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-23-08 - Published: 8-23-0821. SaddySad reviewsThe reason I still jump a little every time the phone ringsComplete - Biography - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,610 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-13-08 - Published: 7-13-0822. Garbage Cans reviewsIf he asked me, this is what I'd tell himComplete - Biography - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-25-08 - Published: 6-25-08
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