Announcements: For those of you who spontaneously watch my profile for new announcements, I am working on my new comedy/action/adventure called the Good, the Bad, and the Horribly Misshapen. Also, I won't update my story Rapture because the chapter ends it. Or does it?

For all those non-knowers out there, I am Known as me. yes, that is my name. This is profile page v.2.0 because I wrote a whole big awesome thing that got deleted because of stupidity. Anyway, to share a bit about myself, I love to write. In fact, if I had a choice between writing and my ex-girlfriend, I'd probably choose writing, which really isn't a choice if you were in my life, you would know. Off the sad subjects and on to happier things like squirrel ninjas and happy whale babies, I like to do the most random things. In fact, if you had a randometer on your car, it would explode everytime I walked by. And I mean the car! I have two cats, one is fat, one is old and crosseyed and really, I don't feel comfortable letting you all know my cats names, so I will affiliate them with myself: Known as fat, and Known as old and crosseyed. There. I am also a Christian, which is given away by my stories "Rapture" and "Spiritual Journey". I have a lot to say about beinga Christian, but I don't want to clog up space, so e-mail me about it sometime. :)

Now, if you had a dollar for every nickel that ever went into a fat man's pocket, who ever went into a bar, and ever ordered a non-alcoholic beer, and ever watched the 76'ers against the Spurs while drinking it, then there's only one thing to say for you. Why the heck are you reading this?

If you are invading my life, I will shoot you, back away from the screen while my profile blows up...

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HAPPY CHRISTMAHANUKWANZIKA!

I will now continue to type up words like spontaneous vomit...

Favorite Quote:

Me*with Zack-O in bible class studying verses that are written without references on another piece of paper*

Me: Hey, you look up John 4:21

Zack-O: Why?

Me: Because my bible is a different virgin! I mean version! VERSION!!!