D: Fly my pretties, fly! FLY! Bwahahaha! DOOM TO YOU ALL!
Sha-kun: Was that absolutely necessary?
D: Yes. Yes it was.
Sha-kun: Why?
D: Because the world shall tremble at my awesome awesomeness! Embrace the randomness of Singing Tea Cups and Leprechaun Conspiracy Theorists! Nyahahaha! *rolls around on the floor*
Sha-kun: I see...*Sigh*

NB: Multiple personalities; batteries not included.

The Darisha Chronicles, as I like to call them (because I can), are a collection of short stories and poems written by me.