"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses."

"Hit it."

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Current status:

5/19/08: Ehhhh I started something. We'll...see how this goes. I'm somewhat optimistic though. It's a bit more simple and adult than my other stuff, and than most stuff you find here. Um...let's hope I can keep it up, eh?

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1. The Order of Things reviews

“Hey, Jane? I’m Charlie. I’m a stand-up guy, so my mother says, and I would never hurt you. If I try anything, I’ll kick my own ass. Okay?”

General - Fiction Rated: M - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,355 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-19-08 - Published: 5-19-08

2. Josephine the Stegosaurus » reviews

Josie Taylor is an average retail clerk in DC...except for the fact that she has a Ph.D. When a gorgeous jerk comes in and disses her dinos, however, she learns that paleontology is not much help when dealing with boys.

Romance - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,378 - Reviews: 91 - Updated: 12-4-06 - Published: 4-23-06

3. Life as Haiku » reviews

Based on the "Life is Short: Autobiography as Haiku" series in the Washington Post, these are tiny 100-word (ish) glimpses into my life. It's a real challenge! I encourage everyone to try it...

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-16-06 - Published: 6-27-06

4. Eva's List » reviews

Eva never got the chance to do the things she wanted in life...so now it falls to me, her best friend, to do them for her. I have six weeks to complete her list, but number 10 will be tough. Is that enough time for me to fall in love with someone?

Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,962 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 7-6-06 - Published: 5-29-06