Hello and welcome to the proflie page of El.
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10 Semi-Random Facts about El as well as warnings for readers both old and new:
1) I am a horrible writer/artist who will one day rule the world with her writings.
2) I am extreemly lazy and have a muse that is equally so.
3) First editons of my storys always end up being posted on line or shoved in the faces or relitives and friends alike.
4) Rewrites almost never happen and when they do either it is the end of the world or else I just got sick of the current editon of the story.
5) If you run screaming from the absolute horror of this page (or any of my stories) please note that I carry no responcibility to any injury or harm you may encounter while doing this.
6) Most of my stories have a funny habbit of crossing over with each other. So if you recognize a character from one story in another story please note that this is either compleatly intentional or utterly acidental and that you should rush to tell me of this discovery to find out if I ment to do that or not.
7) I suport Homosexuality, Hetrosexuality, and Bisexuality. I do not suport religous freaks thinking that homosexuality is wrong or homosexuals who think that hetrosexuality is wrong.
8) I belive that God is real and am a mostly happy chirstan/mormon renigade who just happens to belive in rencarnation and isn't sure where she falls on the whole which gender she likes better issue.
9) You love who you love and worship who you worship. Other people should not be allowed to tell you that you are wrong for loving or beliving in what ever you belive in. (This is a point/moral that comes up a lot in my stories that I hope other people can recognize when they read what I write.)
10) While reading and writing are my life I do try to keep up with friends and family as much as possible and am not to be blamed for not updateing if life (and family/friens) gets in the way.
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Random Quotes and Such:
"He can be the guy who raped my guy" -Said way to casually by Ty
"You wevil"- Said by Ty
"Yeah Eggnog! Lovely Eggnog! Too much eggnog! -NOT!"-Papa
"EGGNOG IS BAD FOR YOUR SOUL!!!!"-Ty again, even though I so do not agree.
"My plot bunny is nice. He only ever comes when I'm doing something important. Like sleeping. Or waiting for something fun to happen."-Me, I, MySelf.
"I despise Math Homework."-El
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El's Message to All Yaoi/Slash and/or Yuri/Femslash Straight/Normal/Het Fans:
Read my stories. Review my stories. And don't come after me with objects of pain and suffering when I don't update for many months at a time. Thank you. Now go read and be asured that I will and have writen all three (slash, femslash, and het).
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