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| Alexhliel |
Author has written 21 stories for General, Life, General, Horror, and Mystery. "strange is the darkness strange is the light strange is the emptiness residing in my heart how quick the light fades how quick the blood flows is how much time goes. my heart is weak and sullen shot full of holes forever lost in its daze" just a clip of my stuff... Currently Working On: "Fractured Red Mind" (Mainly) UPDATING SOON! (3/25/09) "What Hurts The Most: Five Tales of Horror" "Red Like Embers" (Updating...ah...?) COMPLETED Multi Chap: "Full Moon Rising" "The Cherry Blossom" Completed! 8/?/07 "Bad Blood" NOW REVAMPED 12/26/08 Upcoming projects: Bad Blood series !TWISTED FLOORPLAN! For those who wish to see the house floor plans (however badly drawn) here are two links since im not sure which one will work. http://s140.photobucket.com/albums/r15/knifetwisted/?action=view¤t=UJIK.jpg http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r15/knifetwisted/UJIK.jpg Notes To Self...Of DOOM! 1. Do not introduce yourself as role-playing character in public. 2. Do not talk to fictional characters in public. 3. Do not answer fictional characters in public. 4. Do not talk to inanimate objects in public. 5. Do not go out in public. 6. Disregard last number. Do number 1-4. 7. Note Expressions. 8. Don't die alone. Take many people with you. 9. Floor is slippery when wet. 10. Lake is slippery when dry. 11. Only talk to strangers you know. 12. Strangers you don't know are spies...kill them all. 13. For legal purposes be sure to delete last note. 14. Tell people about the spies that are trying to kill you. 15. Kill them for security purposes. 16. Crying doesn't solve anything. Try violent mood swings. 17. Make a scene whenever humanly possible. 18. The men in white coats are not your friends. 19. Ask them for a room full of sharp, pointy objects. 20. When that doesn't work, ask for a designer jacket. 21. Chicken soup, although good for colds, not the best cure for drowning. 22. Flammable and inflammable mean the same thing. 23. Unlike fine wine, milk does not get better with age. 24. Always remember, uh...uh...damn. 25. Train armies of flying monkeys. 26. Goldfish don't like milk. 27. Do not maim people. If you already have, kill them to avoid lawsuits. 28. Find out who invented the word 'pianist'. 29. People are staring at you. 30. So act insane. 31. People are weird but not as weird as me. 32. Do not taunt animals at the zoo. They have feelings...and teeth. 33. Little people are aggressive. Stay away from little people. 34. Going through other people's stuff is a bonding experience. Do it as much as possible. 35. You'll sometimes notice shadows late at night. Don't worry, it's only me. Bonding. 36. Never pet a burning dog. 37. Never make eye contact with a naked man. Especially if you're wearing a parka. 38. Naked men dig parkas. 39. Beware the naked man who offers you his parka. 40. You know what would look good on you? 41. Immolated cockroaches. 42. Don't worry. It's only a harmless pimento bug. 43. The size of Danny DeVito. 44. Making an amusing facial expression. Like this. 45. Numbers are evil. Count in clovers. 46. Stalking is fun. Do it a lot. 47. Make a large sign saying, "Look at me, I'm a gumnut tree." 48. No matter what people say. There is a way into your fantasy world. 49. The way is rum. 50. Constipated people don't give a shit. 51. The Ten Steps to Dying. a. Fall down. b. Be rushed to hospital. c. Not be saved. d. Be mourned over. e. Be buried in dirt. f. Have your grave looted. g. Rot. h. Rot. i. Rot. j. Have your bones reanimated and used for pain, destruction and terror. 52. You cannot kill the snow. 53. The snow can kill you. 54. Grass can kill you too. 55. The leprechaun on the cereal box said I couldn't get his lucky charms. 56. Catch and castrate leprechaun. 57. He is real...no matter what the men in white say. 58. Staple paper in the middle of the page. 59. In case of blank looks, laugh maniacally. 60. You are not haxxor l337 or an uberhacker or anything like that. 61. Pretend to be so around the n00bs. 62. Do not go out with voice #7. He is a sadistic, soul-sucking demon. 63. Disregard last note. Go out with demon. Who needs a soul anyway? 64. Go ask Senior Diablo for bigger pitchfork. 65. Remember to kill HIM. 66. Tell the small children in the TOYS 'R' US that the dolls have an insatiable thirst for blood. 67. Note reactions. Avoid parents. 68. The blood of infants gives unholy superpowers according to Jhonen C. Vasquez. Test theory. 69. Scream. Doctors don't like it; they give you a shot of something nice. 70. Hide the bodies. Otherwise people will ask embarrassing questions. 71. Eat the evidence. 72. But not if it’s broken glass. 73. If in the presence of someone much wiser then you, point in a random direction and shout, "LOOK, a distraction." Then run. 74. Do not tell children that Santa is fat because he eats little children. 75. Disregard last note. 76. Note reactions. 77. On average, 100 people choke to death by ball point pens every year. 78. Stock up on ball point pens. 79. Learn to fly. Tell no one. 80. The secret to flying is throwing yourself at the ground and missing. 81. Do not stick fingers in a blender. 82. Blender...Bad...Ouch. 83. Blood loss is bad. 84. Find way to reattach fingers. 85. Scream as much as humanly possible at 2AM. 86. Answer every question with a question. 87. Ask people what gender they are. 88. Note reactions. 89. Refer to people as mortal. 90. The Seagull From Hell is out to get me. 91. Kill all enemies in most disturbing way possible. 92. Star by drowning them in fire ants. 93. Find the creators of pop-up messages. 94. Kill them. 95. Brutally. 96. Teachers don't like finding notes on world domination. 97. Dunk head in boiling water. 98. Disregard last note. Was written by voice #7. 99. Gullible is written on the ceiling. 100. Investigate this whole 'critical mass' when the klaxon dies down. | |||||||
1. Bad Blood: Daybreak » reviewsAfter the events in Bad Blood End2,follow the outbreak,infection & mutation of the virus in a different state.'Jennifer stopped short and watched the figure in front of her with wide eyes. With the bloody and torn clothing, missing limbs and thing in fronFiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,683 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-4-09 - Published: 12-31-08 - Complete2. Bad Blood REVAMPED! » reviewsRewritten! - A deadly flesh eating disease infects a FL high school, watch as a group of friends deal with the effects. This is loosely based on real life experiences in my school. 2 EndingsFiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,239 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-26-08 - Published: 3-10-07 - Complete3. Crimson Snow: Beni YukiChristmas Eve 2008, One Apartment, Four Hours, Two Friends, One Killer... Rated for death. Oneshot. Written for Maki as a x-mas gift.Fiction: Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,309 - Published: 12-7-08 - Complete4. WhiteoutThings don't go as planned for two girls who take a road trip during winter. Oneshot. Character Death. Written for my best friend Jennifer's 19th birthday.Fiction: Horror - Rated: K - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,664 - Published: 12-7-08 - Complete5. Fractured Red Mind »Summary: The UCRC is the last stop for massively troubled teens before jail or death. However things are not what they seem and as a new student arrives the twisted secrets of the mansion are coming to light as well Marie's own dangerous past.Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,767 - Updated: 10-5-08 - Published: 8-16-086. Breath no More reviewsA girl finds her life too hard to ignore and decides to take away her pain. Something I wrote in 10th grade... yeah I know it took me forever to upload it. Hehe...Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,258 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-16-08 - Complete7. We Are All Monsters reviewsWe are all monsters, if not then there wouldn't be so much pain right? Juat something my hands possessed me to write... Really...Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-15-08 - Complete8. Red Like Embers reviewsThey walk among us. They Look, Talk, Speak and Act like us. But they are not us. A group of high school students finds out just what has been going on in there school, and there are deadly consequences. Rating may go up later on.Fiction: Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-3-089. What Hurts The Most:Five tales of Horror » reviewsFive short tales of horror caused by accidents One involving a woman driving away from a hit and run, only to find out it was her best friend. Another involving a woman accidentally killing her boyfriend and trying to hide the body...Fiction: Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,881 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-30-0810. My Scenery reviewsThoughts spurred from looking out the window of a car, with my camera in hand. Kind of depressing but kind of not. Oh well i won't say its any good.Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-24-08 - Complete11. Full Moon Rising » reviewsA small group of friends battle gruesome creatures that lurk inside a strange mist on Halloween night. Rating may go up.Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,719 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-17-08 - Published: 11-12-07 - Complete12. A Simple Wish reviewsThere are some things that just shouldn't be wished for.Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-20-07 - Complete13. The Cherry Blossom » reviewsWhat happens when a string of brutal murder victims are all tied to one man, Paul Gaurdie.Is he the real killer, or is something far more sinister at work? What happens when Lora's best friend may become a victim herself? Better summary inside!Fiction: Mystery - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,955 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 9-6-07 - Published: 3-11-07 - Complete14. Twisted » reviewsA new state, A new school, A new hell. Jessica has moved from her home in FL to start a new life in Hamden, CT.But not by her choice.What is what is she hiding from the people she meets?What is her mother hiding from her father? ON HIATUS 6/24/08Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,022 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-13-07 - Published: 2-3-0615. SeasonsA poem/song about my feelings concerning where i used to live, better than it sounds, just check it out...Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Published: 11-6-05 - Complete16. Sin reviewsThis is just a short story about a girl who cuts herself...Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-15-05 - Complete17. My Bloody Dream reviewsA little poemish type thing about death/suicide... just read it my summary sucks...Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 328 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-11-05 - Complete18. Fate » reviewsThere are 4 diff. dark poems that I wrote during school last year...so yeah...just read it if you want...Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-29-05 - Complete19. Gone reviewsYet another poem that I wrote when I was feeling down...it's kind of grim...Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-28-05 - Complete20. Ghost reviewsThe other poem my friend told me to put up...sigh...Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-2-05 - Complete21. Leave For Dead reviewsJust a random poem my friend said I should put up...Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-2-05 - Complete
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