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Ivy Shoelaces
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since: 05-31-05, id: 478954, Profile Updated: 08-28-09
country: United States
Author has written 28 stories for Fantasy, Life, Humor, School, General, Love, Religion, Nature, and Fable.

TOTAL EDIT! 10-9-08 :I changed my name! It just dawned on me that my FanFiction account has an original (if you can call it that...) pen-name, and my FictionPress account was a name with things I'm a fan of... I'm a bit slow. So anyway, I'm Ivy Shoelaces now, which sounds like some parents' cruel joke to their offspring, but I like the image it has, and how it sounds, so humph. (I like run-on sentences!) EDIT OVER!

Y'know, I could just sit here and type up lies, but I'm not that kind of person. Hi, my name is Kate. I'm 18. My birthday is July 27th. I live in Eastern Ohio, in between two itty-bitty towns you've probably never heard of. I have three turtles, and three siblings.

My obsessions include: Edward Scissorhands, Pan's Labyrinth, Coraline, Moulin Rouge!, Galaxy Quest, Dr Strangelove, singing, music (my first love), reading (a close second), writing, drawing, etc., etc.

I cannot live without music. If it's not playing in real life, it's playing in my head. I love all kinds of real music, just not rap, country, hip-hop, crap like that. People have to be SINGING, not whining or shouting, and there has to be NOTES. I love and collect movie soundtracks, cuz you can't find much classical music in the land of Jamboree in the Hills (Redneck, recurring Woodstock, five miles from my house!! Every year for a week!!).

I've tried to write stories, all ending up to be one-page, unfinished heaps of rubbish, so I only post poetry. It's (to me) easier to write, and much shorter, too. This may change, once my attention span lengthens to over two minutes. But don't count on it.

I don't care what anyone says, but I love cartoons! My favorites are The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, Invader ZIM, The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, Chowder, etc.

I have an account on FanFiction. If you like The Village, Coraline, Psychonauts, JtHM, Harry Potter, Corpse Bride, Blood and Chocolate (book), Lord of the Rings, Danny Phantom, Star Wars, Edward Scissorhands, and/or Phantom of the Opera, you might like my stories!

Here I is! http://www.fanfiction.net/u/651817/DaydreamingTurtle

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1. Zombie Feet!: An Epic Poem reviews
A spoiled girl with a tendency to wear horrible shoes learns a very important lesson. Rated for all the horrible shoes I dreamt up.
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-9-08 - Published: 10-9-08
2. Rain reviews
A weird nothing that I wrote. Very short, not a haiku.
Complete - Nature - Fiction Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-10-08 - Published: 8-10-08
3. Little Spiders reviews
Paranoia in the form of spiders falls upon the poor narrator.
Complete - Nature - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-10-08 - Published: 8-10-08
4. The Dress: A Depressing Fairy Tale reviews
The tale of a girl and prince who fall in love, but something happens, and leaves no one happy.
Fable - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7-14-08 - Published: 7-14-08
5. Moon »
Two poems about the moon and my feelings toward it. Very short and kinda childish free form poetry.
Complete - Nature - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 157 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 7-11-08 - Published: 7-11-08
6. The Garbage Man
A free verse poem I wrote about a garbage man duh and his thoughts on seeing things like attempts at creativity thrown away. Please R&R this one.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 153 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-29-07 - Published: 9-29-07
7. Alex's Pencil Poem reviews
A poem about a freak pencil that my brother wrote, with my help...
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-29-07 - Published: 8-29-07
8. To England reviews
A poem commemorating my mission trip departure to England.
Complete - Religion - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-10-07 - Published: 8-10-07
9. Seeing Stars reviews
Thank you, Us Weekly!
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-29-07 - Published: 7-29-07
10. Bitter Truths reviews
I've entered my self loathing stage. Here's a poem about just that!
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-29-07 - Published: 7-29-07
11. Cold reviews
A non rhyming, no rhythm poem about a vampire who likes a girl but is afraid of what she'll think of him, and a bit afraid of himself. An overdone topic, I know, but I'm trying new poetry styles. R&R, please?
Complete - Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-29-07 - Published: 7-29-07
12. 12:34 reviews
A poem about six different lives happening at the same time of night.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-29-07 - Published: 7-29-07
13. English Class Poetry » reviews
Here's a small collection of poems I wrote for my English class, including Ode To Unspoken Love, 'Twas The Day Before Summer, and The Origin of Rumpelstiltskin, and others.
Complete - School - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,325 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-29-07 - Published: 5-29-07
14. My Retainers reviews
An obscenely short poem about a very hated object.
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-25-07 - Published: 7-25-07
15. Waiting and Waiting reviews
A poem I wrote moments ago while waiting for a very important email to come. Still waiting!
Complete - School - Fiction Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 196 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-10-07 - Published: 7-10-07
16. Companion
Some fluff I wrote cuz no matter how much I try to resist, I always end up writing about love.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 221 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 7-8-07 - Published: 7-8-07
17. Ode to OGT's
A poem abou these huge important tests that I had to take during the school year.
Complete - School - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 7-8-07 - Published: 7-8-07
18. You Forgot Your Hat reviews
A sad poem I wrote one night while I was wearing one of my hats. Rated T to be safe.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-10-07 - Published: 6-10-07
19. Sweet Dreams reviews
A poem about a dream I had that freaked me out.
Complete - Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-29-07 - Published: 5-29-07
20. 21 Lines reviews
A 21line poem about 21lined poetry contests and how it annoys me.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 145 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-29-07 - Published: 5-29-07
21. Ode To Solitaire reviews
A poem about one of my favourite things ever.
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-29-07 - Published: 5-29-07
22. Immortal Eyes reviews
A poem I wrote when I relaay should have been doing my schoolwork.
Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 220 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-10-06 - Published: 5-10-06
23. Black Limelight reviews
A poem about nearly everyone in my school who thinks that they're too wonderful for us lesser beings such as myself.
School - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-6-06 - Published: 1-6-06
24. Maybe This is a Poem! reviews
A very short poem about poems. And I stress "very short."
Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 50 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 7-4-05 - Published: 7-4-05
25. Too Much Caffeine reviews
A poem I wrote when I really needed a nap.
Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6-16-05 - Published: 6-16-05
26. I miss the Music reviews
A poem I wrote about society's choice music. If you like rap in any way, please do not read!
Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 6-16-05 - Published: 6-16-05
27. Nightdream reviews
Just something I wrote when I was hyped up on caffeine and insomnia.
Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6-7-05 - Published: 6-7-05
28. My Imagination needs a No Trespassing Sign reviews
A poem about my imagination and how I feel when I am interrupted while I create.
Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 6-6-05 - Published: 6-6-05
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