Jen calculates
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since: 06-02-05, id: 479185, Profile Updated: 06-07-09
country: UK
Author has written 14 stories for Life, Love, General, Friendship, Humor, Song, and Haiku.

...the risk. I calculate the risk. (a Jetplane Landing song)

"Wild flowers blossomed in a riot of colour" - Lian Hearn

Dec 2008 - Maria! Aliki! I was actually insane. "A freshly made identity glowing with clear independence." Man I wrote some shit.

Jan 2007 - Unless I feel especially ambitious and sit down to write a proper poem, the things I've recently posted on here and will probably do in the future are the results of when I've wanted to write down whatever I'm thinking. Hence, they will end up representing whatever mood I was in, kind of like a journal in verse. I say this because it's been misunderstood in the past - the stanzas probably won't relate to each other, other than the first line of one was what I was thinking of when I wrote the previous one. Coherent? Not so much, but I hope you get the point. As a side note, I also like numbers.


1. Mood: Confident, yeah reviews
I am overflowing. I am brimming with great ideas.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-17-07 - Complete
2. Another word for a hangover is 'crapulence' reviews
Lookie again, I wrote another couple haikus. A bit dramatic.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-3-06
3. Another word for a hangover is 'project' reviews
Lookie, I wrote a haiku.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-2-06
4. ManHopeLaundry reviews
Short one about pride really. Title was a typo; written while listening to Begging by The Libertines; too tired for grammar; not really a song.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-10-06
5. Empty Glasses reviews
I feel like crap so I opened a word document. Verses are not related to each other.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-2-05
6. A Pistol's Peace reviews
That man saved my life. And me? Well, I wasn't so great on saving his... Please review.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-25-05
7. Catch a Falling Tune reviews
Summer holidays give me insomnia...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 90 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-9-05
8. Try Your Luck reviews
This is me, being a drama queen. Enjoy.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-8-05
9. This Insomniac's a Winner reviews
Just wrote this, and I desperately need some sleep. I'm not really sure why I'm posting this. I'm still in that I-don't-know-what-I'm-doing-but-I'll-do-it-anyway mood. This is weird. Rated T for language.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 8-6-05
10. Tear reviews
260707: I can't figure out how to edit stuff in the actual document, but this is shit on a stick.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-6-05
11. Two times Thirteen » reviews
[5th poem added] A few of my older poems (about a year ago). Read if you want to - I don't think they're very good, but it shows that I've progressed, at least. Heh.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 5 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 8-6-05 - Published: 7-17-05
12. Something Bad Today reviews
A short, short poem about reliability. Tell me what you think.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-6-05
13. You Left Before The Death Of My Ability To Care reviews
I was going for humour, but then it went kind of...wrong. Thought I'd try something different to what I usually do, and this is what I got. Please review. And yes, I know it's a crap title.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 211 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-17-05
14. Help me, please reviews
Who ever said that cowards were the ones who suffered?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 6-12-05