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Author has written 29 stories for Romance, Humor, Song, General, and Love. Hi, I am Femaleodd. I like music (especially certain German bands -cough-TokioHotelandCinemaBizarre-cough-), reading, writing, and being a total nerd. Sometimes, I have moments where I'm a total hypocrite. But I really wouldn't have it any other way. quotes: ok this goes in bold, italic, underline, normal order. got it? (keep in mind, i was once obsessed with Chester Bennington from Linkin Park) Dorkus: Japanese people are yellow. Me: No they're not. Dorkus: Japanese people are yellow. Me: If Japanese people are yellow, then what are Russians? Dorkus: Communists. Damion: I just went out and a turtle was pooping out eggs in my hand! Me: A turtle was laying eggs in your hand? Damion: Yeah. Me: Was it the lighter colored one? Damion: Yeah it was the lighter one. Me: So Chester the molester was laying eggs. Damion: Yeah! Chester is laying eggs! (I laugh and walk away) Tara: You look like a girl! Me: Oh my god! It's a freaking miracle! Me: I just sat my fat ass on my aunt's cat and almost killed her! Me: I was the last person to manhandle Chester! ...the bird I mean. Me: It's not “reap what you sow” it's “rape who you sue”. So one day I'm going to “sue” Chester. (in the one I'm talking about the Linkin Park Chester. Not the bird.) Me: Let's all take a road trip to California and kissypoo Chester. Damion: I love Nascar. Seeing Jeff Gordon plow up a wall. Jeff Gordon whines like a little girl. Me: Oookkkk. Me: Chester! MYNE! Damion: Why do you like Chester so much? Me: Cause he's hot! (as if that is a good reason) (Damion just looks at me)Me: Stop looking at me like that! Me: Chester, mine! Damion: Kid rock, mine! Kid rock is the best cd in the world. Chester isn't a good cd. Me: Chester isn't a cd. Linkin Park is a cd. And Chester is a part of Linkin Park! Me: Chester Mine! Damion: Kid rock mine! The following quote features my squeaky voice which only comes out in some sort of extreme danger to something. (Damion throws Meteora lyric book) Me: Nuuu! (Damion throws Meteora) Me: Nu! You'll break my Meteora! (Damion throws Hybrid Theory) Me: Nu! You'll break my Hybrid Theory! Stink butt (in other words my uncle): Bubbles just went ballistic. (Bubbles was a fish ok?) Me: Maybe some of those bubbles went up his butt and gave a a ting-gly feeling. (I'm staring at myself in window and the window makes it look like I have big boobies. Me: Ahh! Strange mirage! Tara: Right, Bethani flashed her tatas to you? Josh: Yeah! Those were the shit! Me: Then, you definitely haven't seen these. (In other words, I'm saying that my boobs are not the shit.) Me: (Pretty much right after the fish tank lid was opened) Something smells fishy. Me: Oh my god. It smells like someone farted in here. Me: I'm gonna get you so drunk that you kiss my Chester pic. Skeet (my sis): If I get that drunk, shoot me. Tara: Who are you talking to? Me: I dunno. Nobody, the air, the invisible Chester next to me. Me: Oh my god! (I say that a lot don't I?) My blanket smells like someone farted on it! That and a mixture of Cheetos. Damion: You don't like getting your bobbies touched? You want Chester to touch your boobies. Me: That's beside the point! I did not just say that. I did not not just say that. I did NOT just say that! Aunt Lisa: Bethani, your cat shit on the floor again. Josh: Ha ha. Your cat has the shits. Me: No duh. It's cause she saw you. Johnathan:(on my sis's boobies while playing chicken) No! They're too close! Keep them away! Don't get too close! (wow a guy saying for a chick to keep her bobs away. Then again, his dad raised him to be like that.) Me: When cat's poop it stinks. Me: (after falling off a chair): I think I'll have butt problems for the rest of my life now. Skeeter: Speaking of J... Me: Josh is a jerkhole. Damion: Josh is a...a Aunt Lisa: Josh is a jackass. Damion: Yeah! Me: Yeah! Damion: You ate all the cookies! Me: No I didn't. Damion: Bethani, I know you. You're lying. (big words for a then 8 year old to say to a then 14 year old) Me: It's Chester's fault I ate them all. (Oh sure trying to pass the blame onto a famous person. I see how you are. Wait, how I am. OH SNAP!) ok. Frenchy makes an appearance! heeeere's Frenchy! LARRY THE GLITTER POOTING EMU FROM THE YEAR 3007 IS COMING FOR U NEXT >:) (on yahoo that's a devil smiley) um...ok. so that was Frenchy...not me... blog_dawg2: rubber bands u can use anywhere 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list; sunlight Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlight goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, blissfulmememories, Vampire Apple, Queen S of Randomness 016, The,Wizard,Pen,Dragon, Zoromaru, Murphy's Lawyer, FEMALEODD 92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent with soda coming out of your nose. Did you know eating too many sunflower seeds can cause impotence in a man? (You'd have to eat a truckload!) | |||||||||||
1. Angel in Disguise » reviewsSo an angel appears behind me early one morning, looking like a member of my favorite band and says that he'll grant me 3 wishes. Okay, so if he's an angel, why can't he help me find love? And is it possible for an angel to be a sadist?Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-23-09 - Published: 10-22-092. Answers reviewsAh...unrequited love with a hint of love triangle.Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-29-09 - Published: 9-29-093. I Believe reviewsA poem inspired by an argument with my ex boyfriend. The poem is about how I won't give up just because he wants me to.Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-27-09 - Published: 4-27-094. This Girl reviewsAbout an unrequited love...Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-18-09 - Published: 4-18-095. Insecurity reviewsa poem on love and my insecurityComplete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 73 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-3-09 - Published: 4-3-096. On the Other Side reviewsSasha is evil, but he loves a girl on the side of good. Will he get what his heart wants, or will he have to give up on it?Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-3-09 - Published: 4-3-097. I wish I was older » reviewsI never thought that I would get into a situation like this. I mean, i'm a good girl. So can someone please tell me why i'm in love with a guy who's impossibly older than me?Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,877 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 11-1-08 - Published: 10-24-088. All Alone reviewsmy reaction to rejection. read review i don't careComplete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-27-08 - Published: 10-27-089. What happens next?my newest poem about my latest crushComplete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-22-08 - Published: 10-22-0810. Prove me wronga poem i wrote about my crush and how he always proves me wrongComplete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-2-08 - Published: 10-2-0811. The Threequel of Crazyness: Crack School MusicalMore fun starting on a street corner! What insanity happens after a cute guy walks by and they all go to the mall and run into the jonas brothers?Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-26-08 - Published: 9-26-0812. Seventeen Forever reviewsinspired my the metro station song of the same title. story about a boy and girl who like each other but cannot be. rating just for the heck of it. possible sequel tell me if you want a sequelComplete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-12-08 - Published: 9-12-0813. Who do I love anymore? »sequel to ROTH, WTTCO, and WCN. Marie makes more mistakes and Hazel's first boyfriend. That's always fun... will be dark later on...rated for future chappies...Romance - Fiction Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,690 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 8-30-08 - Published: 4-21-0714. Time reviewsThe variations in time are just too great...with you it's one way, with out you another...Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-25-07 - Published: 8-25-0715. Who comes next? reviewsSequel to ROTH and WTTCO [too lazy to write out the names] Marie and her kids sit down and figure out who rules after her. lighthearted fluff. will be needed by those who follow the series [one shot]Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-21-07 - Published: 4-21-0716. Cliche or no? reviews[oneshot] A rant in the form of a story on hom my life is so cliche. slight shojo ai at the end. rated for some reason that i don't knowComplete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-18-07 - Published: 2-18-0717. Seem out of sight reviewsanother song inspired by my crush who i am now going out with. don't care if you readSong - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-18-07 - Published: 2-18-0718. The Sequel of Crazynesssequel to the craziest story you'll ever read. Femaleodd is back wit a brand new attack, who can do it like, that? Femaleodd says that Lexi and H need to get married and insanity ensues. slight shojoaiComplete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 2-17-07 - Published: 2-17-0719. Yahoi, my uke! reviewsMatt and Nathan were your normal STRAIGHT guys until two friends decided that they needed their matchmaking skills. Now they're set on a path that they never planned on. It's too bad that they enjoy it. shonenaiyaoi. rating WILL go up.Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-14-07 - Published: 2-14-0720. All Gone Wrong reviewsanother song i wrote about my crush. i still don't care if you read it...Complete - Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-25-07 - Published: 1-25-0721. On and On reviewsa song i wrote while thinking about my crush. i don't care if you read it or notComplete - Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-22-07 - Published: 1-22-0722. Why always me & Matchmaker, matchmaker » reviews2 stories in 1! Four friends, two couples. mounds of cliché? yes. hating people for reasons that are unknown? you know it. Highly insane characters? would it be a story by me without them?Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 10,381 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 1-9-07 - Published: 1-25-0623. Calling » reviewsWith your voice strained and your hands gripping tightly, Waiting for the time when your destiny is sure to change, With the faint power of a tiny love, Always waiting for your sadness to be embraced.Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,799 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 1-9-07 - Published: 6-2-0624. The Christmas Dance reviewsSegment of my story Calling. Drie and Xiphias go to a Christmas dance together as friends. Or do they? Asks the question, Can Christmas dances change anything?Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,577 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-23-06 - Published: 12-23-0625. When the Truth Comes Out » reviewsSequel to Ruler of the heart. rated for safety. Set 13 years later. Watch as secrets are reveled and Marie screws up yet againComplete - Romance - Fiction Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,207 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11-25-06 - Published: 7-31-0626. For Uke reviewsi poem i wrote while thinking about a probelm i have right now. mainly directed at a guy i call UkeComplete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 10-20-06 - Published: 10-20-0627. underneath it all reviewsa song i wrote while looking for a story i wrote. it's not one of my better songs.Complete - Song - Fiction Rated: T - English - Mystery/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-17-06 - Published: 10-17-0628. The craziest thing that you'll ever read reviewsthis is the craziest thing you have ever read. and if you're a skater or a gaybi person and you easily take offence don't read this story. but if you don't heed my warning don't flame me. [oneshot]Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 7-30-06 - Published: 7-30-0629. Ruler of the Heart » reviewsShe had a secret that could ruin her and he knew. How could he not? After all, he was part of it. [complete]Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,323 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 7-30-06 - Published: 6-2-06
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