Niki Lemonade
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since: 06-06-05, id: 480066, Profile Updated: 06-22-09
country: USA
Author has written 22 stories for Young Adult, Fantasy, Life, School, Love, Romance, Kids, and Family.

Special RANT of DOOM 6/22/09

I'm still working on things, slowly. I have a horrible work ethic. I'll get some things done tonight, update tomorrow hopefully.

My Fake Heart! the webcomic! http://myfakeheart.thewebcomic.com Updated Tuesdays and Fridays! Now there's a livejournal! http://myfakeheart.livejournal.com

In-Progress Story Profiles!

She has Fallen

Status: Near Dead, not quite, being Revamped

Fantasy. Story of a girl who is told she holds a source of devastating demonic power within her soul. If the Demon the power comes from gets ahold of her, the Demon will regain all its lost power and destroy everything. The Demon, in an attempt to lure the girl to its vicinity, kidnapped the first person the girl ever met who treated her like an equal. Now the girl is traveling with four friends to try and rescue the boy and destroy the Demon.

My Fake Heart; Cataclysmic!

Status: Complete (finally)

Young Adult. Natalie was devastated when her first love Janis broke up with her, and accidently tells someone that she's dating her straight friend Amanda, which isn't true. So to help Natalie out, Amanda agrees to pretend to date her and make Janis jealous so she'll want to go back out with Natalie. On a dare, Amanda's ex Zach-golden boy of the school-kisses her brother Leonard. Discovering he actually liked the kiss, Zach sets out on a conquest to make Leonard fall for him. What happens when Zach thinks that this is far from his usual conquests and he just might actually like another guy?

My Fake Heart; Disastrous!

Status: Planning stage, sequal to MFH;C!

Young Adult. A couple of chapters up, I'm still working on it!

From One Closet and Out the Other

Status: Currently updating (infrequent and unpredictable at best.)

Romance/fantasy. What began as a practice in smut has turned into a return to one of my favorite worlds. Slash and Femmeslash (kinda, it's about as close to straight as I've come in a while.)

Standard Profile...BEGIN!

Name: Niki Lemonade.

Age: Old enough to vote, not old enough to drink (dammit)

Life's Ambition: Create and share fantastic stories, whether through fiction or my manga. That's all I want! Now, needs however...

Views on Sexuality: (so long as it's consentual) Whatever floats your boat!

Grammar Nazi: For the win

Most Prized Possession: My shiny disco-ball-like hat.

Favorite Word: DOOM!

Pet: the best lil doggeh in teh world; Sam. Oh, and a gay demon guard-dog cat. Two lesbian ferrets named Jupiter and Joplin.

ELLA TERMINE YA!


1. My Fake Heart Disastrous! » reviews
Zach's being jealous, so is Janis, Natalie wants some answers and Mary's still slightly insane. Also, Amanda appears to have a martyr complex. Slash, femmeslash, and anything else I feel like throwing in. Updated whenever I can.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,085 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 1-28-10 - Published: 1-13-08
2. From One Closet and Out the Other » reviews
Phillip and Johnny. Elizabeth and Terhi. Four people, two different worlds. And the feelings that bloom between them. Well, more like explode between them. Eventually a fantasy. A runoff from MFH, includes gaiety that means slash, pansies
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,826 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 6-22-09 - Published: 12-15-08 - Complete
3. Moonlight Woman reviews
Oneshot. A nightly visitor helps Jennie get over her insecurities and look harder for love. Implied femmeslash, not smut.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,888 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-30-07 - Complete
4. My Fake Heart Cataclysmic! » reviews
OMG Epilogue! Life's so rough for poor Amanda. Her best friend Natalie suckers her into pretending to date her in a scheme to win her back her ex, Janis. Amanda's ex Zach won't stop pestering her...that is until he kisses her brother Leonard on a dare.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,351 - Reviews: 57 - Updated: 9-5-07 - Published: 11-20-06 - Complete
5. She has Fallen » reviews
New Ch. 2! Jennifer is schizophrenic. Trevor says he can get rid of the voice. But it will require all her strength, trust, and love before the voice, a demon from another world, can be cast from her mind, and from the world the demon threatens to destroy
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,990 - Reviews: 48 - Updated: 6-19-07 - Published: 6-30-05
6. Irrevocably reviews
A poem about the idiocy of my heart's choices in crushes, and how I percieve that person's actions toward me.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-11-06 - Complete
7. Between LoserWJello and PainlessSuffering » reviews
FINITO!When you're young, the person you want to be yours and who should be yours more often than not are two entirely different people. WARNING FOR PANSIES: strong language, suggestive sitches
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,389 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 11-20-06 - Published: 12-13-05 - Complete
8. You WILL ask: Is she on Crack? » reviews
Title to change soon. My actual dreams. Creep my friends out, and they're all sane by society's standards. If you have one you'd like put in here, email me and let me know. I'm thinking of incorporating more crackpot dreams. No fake ones, only real ones.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,644 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 10-25-06 - Published: 7-24-05
9. the Cacophony and the Euphony reviews
I can't say yes, because she would scream no. And I can't kiss you either, because she might kill herself with her overwhelming selfdoubt
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 202 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-3-06 - Complete
10. Make a Mark reviews
Written to be spoken, but you won't hear the words unless you accept them first
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 153 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-6-06 - Complete
11. Here's to You, Dad reviews
A poem dedicated to my father. Suck on this old man.
Poetry: Family - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-12-06 - Complete
12. smiling Sweetly reviews
Thought it up in like two minutes in class. About a person who lies about hisher depression. Enjoy!
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 73 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-2-06 - Complete
13. It's Christmas! reviews
One night I saw Santa! (written by the little sister of Kitten Lemonade)
Fiction: Kids - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-28-05
14. Poor Man's Holiday reviews
Nobody knew where she came from. No one knew her name. But they called her Mother Teresa, for kindness was her game. (ok, so i suck at rhyming T-T)
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-24-05
15. my Flame, my Lost Cause reviews
about how a girl feels about a boyfriend who doesn't treat her the way she should be. Read n Review, and I'll do the same for you, my friend
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-22-05 - Complete
16. my Blade reviews
notaboutcuttingMyheartmustdieForthislifetogoonAndy et,my heart,myheartliesagainDontbelieve,dontbelieveanyth ingyouhear,itsalie,alie,alive...
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 267 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-21-05 - Complete
17. cry for Attention reviews
A poem about the thoughts I had during a fit of depression and loneliness.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-18-05 - Complete
18. breathless reviews
sappy sapsap McSappypants poem it's emotastic
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-18-05 - Complete
19. self reviews
a rant when I got dissed by some teacher
Poetry: School - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-13-05 - Complete
20. untitled reviews
All I wanted was a onenight stand. What I got was hell. one shot
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,999 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-4-05 - Complete
21. tragic Girl reviews
The tragedy of a girl who has everything.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-17-05 - Complete
22. Tiffany Anderson Sweetness reviews
The tale of a young freshman who realizes who shetruly cares for and who really cares for her. Perhaps a one shot, but I will lengthen it if I am asked to.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-30-05 - Complete