| Funky Munky |
Author has written 33 stories for Humor, General, Haiku, Essay, Song, War, Life, Play, Thriller, Fantasy, Kids, General, and Love. Quote of the week- "you know the phrase 'softly softly catch a monkey'? I could catch a monkey." Farewell, vain world! I'm going home! (Chorus:) I'm glad that I am born to die, (Chorus:) (Chorus:) I'm back. I'm gonna write more. I've added a new short piece and I've trimmed up a bit of the fat (I have amassed some shitty writing in my day) and hopefully things are going to be better than ever. | |||||||
1. Indian Giver reviewsI don't know. If you like it, great.Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-20-052. Teenage Loneliness Blues reviewsI think everyone can relate to the feelings of being alone expressed here.Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-6-053. I Care reviewsI wrote this when I was in a much darker and angrier state of mind, several months ago.Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-5-054. SKSFMMM reviewsA clerk has to deal with a performance artist.Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,168 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-16-055. From Hrothgar to Hot Cars reviewsOne of those things that is a funny concept but beyond that it's not very funny. For an English assignment.Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-29-046. The Sprawl » reviewsViolence and crime eventually takes its toll on ones sanity. Not in chronological order so it may be confusing at first.Fiction: Thriller - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,172 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 7-2-04 - Published: 5-5-047. Waste reviewsMutant freaks never escape from their cages.Fiction: Kids - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 227 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-16-048. Fuzz reviewsEntire continents on fire, the Earth split into two seperate worlds, Screaming.Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-5-049. The Music reviewsOpen your eyes open your mind see what you find.Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-5-0410. Bake Sale reviewsIn the conditions of war, man loses his sense of reason, his sense of compassion, his sense of smell.Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-13-0411. Dead heads » reviewsA man grapples with zombies and the un-dead in true Evil Dead fashion. Extreme violence and naughty language.Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,154 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 4-17-04 - Published: 3-12-0412. The Queen reviewsA posh quasi-British tale of a butler, a queen, and some hot pockets (though not in that order). Don't not R&R.Fiction: Play - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-3-0413. The Funky Munky Show » reviewsMy own talk show co-starring my friend Simon pysc! The chapters get exponentially better with each one.Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,415 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 2-20-04 - Published: 9-25-0114. Mad Scientist reviewsI have but one request. Do not ask for a sequel.Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-20-0415. Mainframe reviewsMe being brutally honest about my own writing whilest writing it. This is why I steer away from serious works.Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-20-0416. Space and Stars reviewsA script that defies logic like Samuel L. Jackson defies the laws of funk. "You can't be that funky" "Watch me honkey"Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-20-0417. Starbucks and the Pope reviewsIt made me laugh. It made others laugh. Give into peer pressure and have a good laugh.Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-20-0418. Arrow reviewsI don't know. Its funny and short. you have no excuse to not read it.Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-20-0419. Ice Cream Truck reviewsDeath, drugs, baseball, choco-tacos, and more perspective changes than you can shake a stick at. Good stuff.Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,838 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-20-0420. The little Armidillo that couldn't » reviewsA joint effort between me and Simon Psyc. He does one chap and I do the next. This way neither of us has to make contact with another human. Over two years old and still being updated! Rated PG-13 for violence and mild language.Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 10,476 - Reviews: 100 - Updated: 12-29-03 - Published: 6-1-0121. Johnny Boy reviewsPretty strange song about a pretty strange kid...Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 217 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-14-0322. Undead Gardener reviewsA fun goofy little song that I think you'll enjoy.Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 281 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 9-6-0323. Crazy reviewsA poem about my state of mind. Unique because its not angsty OR cheesy.Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 9-5-0324. Just Like Us reviewsA song about conformity and people who hate those who are different.Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-3-0325. Honest Mistake reviewsI swear it was just an honest mistake...Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 3-31-0326. Joey reviewsA song about wars effect on people.Poetry: War - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 182 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-11-0327. Jimmy or How I learned to Stop Worrying and Sleep reviewsSorry for the awful penmenship, I wrote this in the tub.Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 2-27-0328. Are You Sleeping Brother John? reviewsA pretty dramatic song about a man who is harboring a jew from the nazis.Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-26-0329. Islam song reviewsTo the tune of Loser by beckPoetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-22-0330. Why Justice League is evil reviewsAn essay about the effectiveness of TV ratings. Please keep in mind that through the whole thing I am being sarcastic.Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-18-0331. Rutabaga reviewsThe classic story of the human condition twisted around to tell a tale of minute preportions. PG for violence. HEAD POPPING FUN!Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-25-0332. Candy reviewsAbesence makes the heart grow fonder... So do cheerios...Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-15-0333. Where has my friend gone reviewsa tragic ballad of discovery and lossPoetry: General - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 52 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-6-03