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Funky Munky
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since: 03-07-01, id: 48326
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Author has written 33 stories for Humor, General, Haiku, Essay, Song, War, Life, Play, Thriller, Fantasy, Kids, General, and Love.
Quote of the week-

"you know the phrase 'softly softly catch a monkey'? I could catch a monkey."
- The Office (original British version)

Farewell, vain world! I'm going home!
My savior smiles and bids me come,
And I don't care to stay here long!
Sweet angels beckon me away,
To sing God's praise in endless day,
And I don't care to stay here long!

(Chorus:)
Right up yonder, Christians, away up yonder,
O, yes my Lord, for I don't care to stay here long.

I'm glad that I am born to die,
From grief and woe my soul shall fly,
And I don't care to stay here long!
Bright angels shall convey me home,
Away to New Jerusalem,
And I don't care to stay here long!

(Chorus:)
Right up yonder, Christians, away up yonder,
O, yes my Lord, for I don't care to stay here long.

(Chorus:)
Right up yonder, Christians, away up yonder,
O, yes my Lord, for I don't care to stay here long.

I'm back. I'm gonna write more. I've added a new short piece and I've trimmed up a bit of the fat (I have amassed some shitty writing in my day) and hopefully things are going to be better than ever.

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1. Indian Giver reviews
I don't know. If you like it, great.
Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-20-05 - Published: 4-20-05
2. Teenage Loneliness Blues reviews
I think everyone can relate to the feelings of being alone expressed here.
Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 157 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-6-05 - Published: 4-6-05
3. I Care reviews
I wrote this when I was in a much darker and angrier state of mind, several months ago.
General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-5-05 - Published: 4-5-05
4. SKSFMMM reviews
A clerk has to deal with a performance artist.
Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,060 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-16-05 - Published: 1-16-05
5. From Hrothgar to Hot Cars reviews
One of those things that is a funny concept but beyond that it's not very funny. For an English assignment.
Essay - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-29-04 - Published: 9-29-04
6. The Sprawl » reviews
Violence and crime eventually takes its toll on ones sanity. Not in chronological order so it may be confusing at first.
Thriller - Fiction Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 7-2-04 - Published: 5-5-04
7. Waste reviews
Mutant freaks never escape from their cages.
Kids - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6-16-04 - Published: 6-16-04
8. Fuzz reviews
Entire continents on fire, the Earth split into two seperate worlds, Screaming.
Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 307 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 6-5-04 - Published: 6-5-04
9. The Music reviews
Open your eyes open your mind see what you find.
Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 6-5-04 - Published: 6-5-04
10. Bake Sale reviews
In the conditions of war, man loses his sense of reason, his sense of compassion, his sense of smell.
Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 5-13-04 - Published: 5-13-04
11. Dead heads » reviews
A man grapples with zombies and the un-dead in true Evil Dead fashion. Extreme violence and naughty language.
Humor - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,244 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 4-17-04 - Published: 3-12-04
12. The Queen reviews
A posh quasi-British tale of a butler, a queen, and some hot pockets (though not in that order). Don't not R&R.
Play - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 3-3-04 - Published: 3-3-04
13. The Funky Munky Show » reviews
My own talk show co-starring my friend Simon pysc! The chapters get exponentially better with each one.
Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,110 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 2-20-04 - Published: 9-25-01
14. Mad Scientist reviews
I have but one request. Do not ask for a sequel.
Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 2-20-04 - Published: 2-20-04
15. Mainframe reviews
Me being brutally honest about my own writing whilest writing it. This is why I steer away from serious works.
Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-20-04 - Published: 2-20-04
16. Space and Stars reviews
A script that defies logic like Samuel L. Jackson defies the laws of funk. "You can't be that funky" "Watch me honkey"
Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 2-20-04 - Published: 2-20-04
17. Starbucks and the Pope reviews
It made me laugh. It made others laugh. Give into peer pressure and have a good laugh.
Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 2-20-04 - Published: 2-20-04
18. Arrow reviews
I don't know. Its funny and short. you have no excuse to not read it.
Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 354 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 2-20-04 - Published: 2-20-04
19. Ice Cream Truck reviews
Death, drugs, baseball, choco-tacos, and more perspective changes than you can shake a stick at. Good stuff.
Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,441 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 2-20-04 - Published: 2-20-04
20. The little Armidillo that couldn't » reviews
A joint effort between me and Simon Psyc. He does one chap and I do the next. This way neither of us has to make contact with another human. Over two years old and still being updated! Rated PG-13 for violence and mild language.
Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 9,176 - Reviews: 99 - Updated: 12-29-03 - Published: 6-1-01
21. Johnny Boy reviews
Pretty strange song about a pretty strange kid...
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 9-14-03 - Published: 9-14-03
22. Undead Gardener reviews
A fun goofy little song that I think you'll enjoy.
Song - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 9-6-03 - Published: 9-6-03
23. Crazy reviews
A poem about my state of mind. Unique because its not angsty OR cheesy.
Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 9-5-03 - Published: 9-5-03
24. Just Like Us reviews
A song about conformity and people who hate those who are different.
Song - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 84 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 9-3-03 - Published: 9-3-03
25. Honest Mistake reviews
I swear it was just an honest mistake...
Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 345 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 3-31-03 - Published: 3-31-03
26. Joey reviews
A song about wars effect on people.
War - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-11-03 - Published: 3-11-03
27. Jimmy or How I learned to Stop Worrying and Sleep reviews
Sorry for the awful penmenship, I wrote this in the tub.
Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 2-27-03 - Published: 2-27-03
28. Are You Sleeping Brother John? reviews
A pretty dramatic song about a man who is harboring a jew from the nazis.
Song - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 2-26-03 - Published: 2-26-03
29. Islam song reviews
To the tune of Loser by beck
Song - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Parody/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 250 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 2-22-03 - Published: 2-22-03
30. Why Justice League is evil reviews
An essay about the effectiveness of TV ratings. Please keep in mind that through the whole thing I am being sarcastic.
Essay - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 2-18-03 - Published: 2-18-03
31. Rutabaga reviews
The classic story of the human condition twisted around to tell a tale of minute preportions. PG for violence. HEAD POPPING FUN!
Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 1-25-03 - Published: 1-25-03
32. Candy reviews
Abesence makes the heart grow fonder... So do cheerios...
Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 1-15-03 - Published: 1-15-03
33. Where has my friend gone reviews
a tragic ballad of discovery and loss
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 37 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-6-03 - Published: 1-6-03
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