Ryette
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since: 06-28-05, id: 483289, Profile Updated: 03-02-11
country: USA
Author has written 12 stories for Romance.

I have an unhealthy obsession with gay men and Brendon Urie. Those two things are synonymous.

Follow me on Twitter, if you want: http://twitter.com/ryancrum. My life is pretty interesting, I have to say.

Also, my Tumblr. I'm gonna post little previews of Confessions of a Maraschino Addict on it, occasionally. http://ryancrum.tumblr.com.


Just Because and Confessions of a Maraschino Addict have both been nominated at the SKoW awards! Vote for my boys? :)


Just an FYI...yes, I am going to finish Beneficial at some point.


Future Stories:

Multi-Chapter-

Just for Fun: Sequel-ish thing to Just Because. Yeah. Parker tries to get into Stanford and Alex gets another tattoo. And other stuff happens between them. ;)

Hay is for Horses: Two boys. One's a snobby rich horseback rider, the other has no idea about horses, and they get together even though one of them has a semi-abusive boyfriend. SEX IN A BARN. Yes.

Gunned Down: This one is actually...pretty deep. I'm excited for it. Here's the summary: Raised in isolation by two dads, Toby believes that being gay is natural. So what happens when Toby's dads die suddenly and he's sent to live with distant relatives who are determined to turn his beliefs upside down?

Untitled: Two guys who've been dating for forever each have single parents. These parents fall in love and get married...and don't want their stepchildren dating. What happens next? OH IT IS SO CLICHE AND LOVELY.

Oneshots-

The Adventures of Sonny the Space Boy: Inspired by a trippy dream I had about Parker (from JB) and Justin Bieber being on a spaceship. It turned into slash about this kid winning a contest so he can guest star on his favorite TV show with his favorite actor. How fun.

Untitled: Inspired by the story of one of my cousin's roommates. Anson, an ex-Marine, is injured in an explosion in Iraq. He ends up losing most of his fingers and his hands become disfigured. While he's in the hospital for the next month, he falls in love with one of his high school friends who comes to visit him. I thought it might be a multi-chapter story, but a long oneshot will work.

Innie, Outie, or Neither?: Semi-incest. Like, stepbrothercest. That's all I can really say.

Five, Six, Seven, Eight: (Belated) birthday oneshot for Caseus. :D smut.


So Parker, Alex, Cam, and Travis all have Facebooks. You should add them. They love getting friends. Especially Parker. He's a Facebook whore. Just search for their full names :) Or Parker's is here: http://www.facebook.com/parker.daniels1


1. Put It in Drive reviews
Every Friday, Riley gets home from work and parks his car around the block because the guests at Jasper's parties always block Riley's driveway. So when Riley parks in his own driveway on a Friday, he gets pretty suspicious. Birthday present for Emily.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,842 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 3-4-11 - Complete
2. Confessions of a Maraschino Addict » reviews
Slash. Mars is out of this world, and he's all mine. Now, the challenge is making sure that he stays mine. But how can I do that if our relationship is built on a stupid bet? And how did I get mixed up in this ever-changing love polygon?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 67,567 - Reviews: 330 - Updated: 3-2-11 - Published: 4-23-10
3. Deadliest Catch » reviews
Slash. My way with guns got me out of an FBI cubicle and landed me a job as an assassin. Killing people is what pays for my apartment, which I doubt my boyfriend would stay in if he knew what I did for a living. Some things are best kept secret, right?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,019 - Reviews: 84 - Updated: 2-6-11 - Published: 9-4-10
4. Off the Deep End reviews
Titanic!slash for Emily. Getting bumped into every time you try to take a walk along the ship's deck in the morning can be annoying, unless the boy bumping into you is cute. He might even be the only thing you care about saving when the ship goes down.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,021 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 8-31-10 - Complete
5. Duet » reviews
Never look at the trombone players. It only encourages them. x Sequel-ish thing to The Band Geek's Dictionary. Slash-y fun ensues; sometimes band-related and sometimes not, but always fun. :D
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,206 - Reviews: 126 - Updated: 8-24-10 - Published: 7-15-09
6. Just Because » reviews
Slash. Bright blue skinny jeans can't get you out of everything. Especially when your arch nemesis dumps barbeque sauce on them and then acts like a homophobe even though he really isn't. SKoW Best Slash winner round 11!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 154,309 - Reviews: 1695 - Updated: 7-15-10 - Published: 7-15-09 - Complete
7. I'm Not a Soup Can » reviews
It's so cheesy that you'll spend your precious time eating it right up. My brother's best friend is gorgeous, my best friend hates me, my brother wants to send any guys who talk to me to the guillotine. Being rewritten.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 212 - Updated: 5-30-10 - Published: 7-10-08
8. Catch a Tiger by the Toe reviews
SLASH. What do you do when your uncle dies and he leaves you his pet tiger? Use it to pick up guys, of course. Though maybe not the animal rights activists rioting outside your house. Unless they're really cute.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,875 - Reviews: 35 - Published: 4-7-10 - Complete
9. Beneficial » reviews
Slash. Jack and Sammy like to release their hormones on each other, but Jack feels something more than platonic with his best friend. So when Sammy's girlfriend cheats on him, Jack wants to step in- only Sammy rebounds a little faster than Jack had hoped.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,472 - Reviews: 123 - Updated: 8-17-09 - Published: 7-27-09
10. Identical reviews
Slash. Oneshot. Holden and Tanner are complete opposites, and they both want the same guy- their mutual and straight best friend Tommy. And Tommy's got his own plan involving the two temperamental boys...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,214 - Reviews: 51 - Published: 7-23-09 - Complete
11. The Band Geek's Dictionary » reviews
SLASH. What's a band geek to do when he has a crush on his best friend, fantasies about making out on marimbas, and a nosy sister who bribes him with snickerdoodle cookies? Band sure is wild! Like American Pie Band Camp, only better. Really.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 91,377 - Reviews: 591 - Updated: 7-15-09 - Published: 10-16-08 - Complete
12. Fresh Powder reviews
I'd never liked ski lifts, and they never seemed to like me. This one was no exception...until I fell off of it and he saved me from getting pummeled by the skiers behind me. Slash. Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,139 - Reviews: 48 - Published: 11-16-08 - Complete