Y hallo thar. I be Ryette. Or Ryan. Or RyRy. Or Harold's faghag. Whatever you want to call me.

I like to write slash. Creative writing is, like, the only thing I'm good at (which is a total lie, because I'm good at band and horseback riding). But, yeah. I guess...I write because I like to live other people's lives. And I can make them turn out the way I want them to.

I met big.break.and.laryngitis. and Subconscious-Flirt at Warped Tour this summer. Yeah. It happened a while ago. But it was still bomb...? My friends got really confused. We were in line to meet All Time Low. Which is my favorite band ever. Yeah. In case you didn't gather that from my author's notes.

Speaking of my stories.

Stories in Progress:

Just Because: Bright blue skinny jeans can’t get you out of everything. Especially when your arch nemesis dumps barbeque sauce on them and then acts like a homophobe even though he really isn't.
This is my big one! I love it. Parker is my baby. Alex is a stud. They will have a lot of sex in this one. Yeah. I write smut when I'm bored, so...:D

Duet: The sequel-ish thing/outtakes from TBGD. Cam and Travis being fluffy. Fo sho.

Beneficial: Jack and Sammy are friends with benefits. Oh, fun. Um, it has one more chapter. It's smut.

Completed Stories:

The Band Geek's Dictionary: Basically, the only thing I've EVER finished writing. I love it to pieces, even if you don't. :)

Identical: Oneshot. Um, Holden and Tanner hate each other. And then they don't. Teehee.

Fresh Powder: The first oneshot I ever finished XD Basically, an incident with a ski lift leads to...slash. Heehee.

Future Stories:

Multi-Chapter-

Confessions of a Maraschino Addict: Unless something goes horribly wrong, this is the next thing I'll post. Basically, Brendon and Mars are BFFs, as is the case in MANY of my stories, and it winds up that they get together. BUT! Brendon moves across the country. And two-ish years later comes back and finds that not all is how he left it. Stay tuned.

Untitled Story: This one is actually...pretty deep. I'm excited for it. Here's the summary: Raised in isolation by two dads, Toby believes that being gay is natural. So what happens when Toby's dads die suddenly and he's sent to live with distant relatives who are determined to turn his beliefs upside down?

Oneshots-

Tattoos and Microwave Dinners: A short oneshot with Alex and Parker. I can't give anything away, though XD

Innie, Outie, or Neither?: Semi-incest. Like, stepbrothercest. That's all I can really say.

Pink Calvin Klein Underwear: Inspired by two gay guys behind me in line at Warped Tour. That's it.

http://latsawards.webs.com/. Don't ask. Just go there. It's a slash awards site...because slash needs its own set of awards XD

If you're wondering, this is a picture of what I imagine Cam from The Band Geek's Dictionary to look like. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v467/kirby_derby/camcamcam.jpg