Cheeseraptor5
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since: 06-30-05, id: 483694, Profile Updated: 12-01-10
country: USA
Author has written 16 stories for Supernatural, Fantasy, Horror, Love, Sci-Fi, Romance, and General.

"I don't take drugs; I am drugs." - Salvador Dali

My name is Alex. I suppose I'm a pretty sick guy. Aren't we all?

You can call me a horror writer, or a "horror artist" with the fancy quotation marks if you prefer.

Actually, that's pretty fucking dumb. Don't do that. Please.


Recent Activities:

12/1/10 - To anyone who cares even a tiny bit (you exist in my head, anyway), I'm incredibly sorry for the long stretch of inactivity. I've been turning "Alex the Writer" into "Alex the Film Student", and in all honesty, I haven't been writing anything besides essays and screenplays recently. So, er... yeah, bad news: at this point, I don't plan on finishing any of the half-baked stories I've began here, at least not any time soon. Maybe Arsenic Kisses. Big fat maybe. But for the time being, I've decided to toss all my eggs into the filmmaking basket. It's what I've wanted to do for a long time now, and I'm elated to be learning the art of the craft. Writing will always be my first love, and I know I'll never stop outright. When I find myself with some time, some inspiration and a nice setting to pen my thoughts in, you can bet your ass I'll write to my heart's content - hey, maybe I'll even wrap up the unending woes of Jamie, Jack, Mia and Stacey, or return to the world of Lila Friedmont's terrible StReTCH Pod in full force. I'm giving FictionPress a little break for now, though. To the wonderfully creative and supportive community of writers and readers out there on FP - you are the absolute fucking best. I'll be back in a bit. Live well.

7/20/10 - StReTCH, chapter five. It looks into Vincent's past a little bit, and introduces a huge aspect of the story - the Valiants. I'm putting the finishing touches on chapter six right now, so keep an eye out. Oh, and it's my birthday too! Yay!

6/7/10 - Say hello to StReTCH, chapter four. I'm really excited about the next three chapters, which seem insanely cool so far. Sorry to anyone that's been dying for more Arsenic Kisses... but what can I say? I'm a procrastinator before anything else.

5/11/10 - I don't write poetry often. If you get around to reading "Beautiful Things", be honest. Because I'm fairly certain I have no idea what I'm doing.

5/3/10 - April wasn't much of a reading month for me, personally. That said, I found "Mob Rule" by AdariasWrath23 to be quite interesting this month. Note to everyone that cares - recommend great new works to me! I rarely get around to skimming FP for new fiction, but I love reading! Promise.


If you've ever read anything on here... hey, thanks. You keep me going.


1. StReTCH » reviews
Vincent Barlow, step right up! We promise, no stabbing! All we need is twenty minutes of your time, and you'll be free to go! Free as a full grown bird in the sky!
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,896 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 7-19-10 - Published: 11-5-07
2. Author, Destroyed » reviews
It's a series of sorts - a series with no real beginning, end, or binding idea. The best kind.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,069 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5-11-10 - Published: 9-19-08
3. Snowflakes » reviews
God takes a syringe, fills it to the brim with an infinite gush of wisdom, power, hatred, love and doubt – you know, the usual goo – taps it against her perfect thigh and, without a word, stabs it into poor little Sarah Fontaine's troubled forehead.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,150 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 3-17-10 - Published: 3-14-10
4. Arsenic Kisses » reviews
Jamie is listening to her iPod. Jamie lazily pulls the trigger. Jamie watches as the dark zombie blood drenches her body. Luckily for her, her iPod is waterproof.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 122,163 - Reviews: 166 - Updated: 7-25-09 - Published: 8-8-06
5. Greetings From the Black Lotus reviews
After the world went dark, there was only me, my nightmares... and Claire.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,826 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-3-09 - Complete
6. Teeth reviews
Tear your lover inside out.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,813 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 4-11-09 - Complete
7. The Nobodies reviews
Waiting. Hunting. Eating.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,491 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 8-27-07 - Complete
8. Fifteen reviews
Just because...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,585 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 2-14-07 - Complete
9. Arsenic Kisses Deleted Parts » reviews
This is all of the stuff written for Arsenic Kisses that never made it into the actual story for one reason or another. Check them out. You might learn something.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,981 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 1-21-07 - Published: 12-3-06
10. Hybrid 39 reviews
Megan has a... um... ahem, condition. Oneshot
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,874 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 9-6-06 - Complete
11. Eat » reviews
Does it make you happy, doing what you do? Does it satisfy you to eat your fellow man, to devour and mutilate their bodies and shame their very souls? Absolutely not for the squeamish or faint of heart.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,346 - Reviews: 69 - Updated: 7-18-06 - Published: 1-7-06 - Complete
12. Babies Come From Wal Mart » reviews
A serious look into our very sad, very sick near future. WAL MART owns 39 percent of the Earth, and 10 year old Ricky realizes the fact that they may be manufacturing humans.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,200 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 5-25-06 - Published: 5-3-06 - Complete
13. Rebellion From the Fire » reviews
Vicki's entire life changes when she becomes the first victim of a demonic assault against the world. But when a handsome devil hunter saves her life, Vicki is finally able to take her fate into her own hands.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,110 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 4-27-06 - Published: 7-6-05
14. Whispers reviews
Almost every single time, young, ignorant lovers will end up deeply disappointed.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 220 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 11-26-05 - Complete
15. The Grotesque Deaths of Mr & Mrs Peanut M Andem reviews
What do you think happened to that bag of M&Ms you ate earlier? Did they plop into your stomach and die without a word? Or did they fight for their lives to the very end? Oneshot
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,355 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 11-7-05 - Complete
16. Infinite reviews
About the immortal, dark creatures who watch you and devour your feelings such as happiness and love.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-7-05
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