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since: 06-30-05, id: 483694, Profile Updated: 11-04-09
country: United States
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Author has written 16 stories for Supernatural, Fantasy, Horror, Love, Sci-Fi, Romance, and General.

"I don't take drugs; I am drugs." - Salvador Dali

"I have the heart of a small child... in a jar, on my desk." - Stephen King

"This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence." - Alex DeLarge

My name is Alex. I suppose I'm a pretty sick guy. You can call me a horror writer, or a "horror artist" with the fancy quotation marks if you prefer. I have a fascination and an addiction with disturbing the weak and making the squeamish feel uneasy. Gruesome horror, action and drama are my main things, but I love writing bloodstained romance when I'm able (read: Arsenic Kisses and Teeth). I suck at poetry.

But in all honesty, I'm not demented. I simply enjoy having fun at other people's expense, which can be said for all of us.

That said, you're going to feel uncomfortable. And you're going to enjoy it.

But if you think I'm all about shock value, I beg you to reconsider.


Recent Activities:

11/4/09 - Not sure how many readers there are, but I'm working feverishly on Snowflakes. The story heats up significantly in the next few chapters, and I'll be posting them in chunks so that they make sense.

10/21/09 -- Chapter Two of "Snowflakes" is done. I plan to finish this one relatively quickly, but who knows :P

10/19/09 -- "Dear Cheeseraptor5,
Congratulations! Your story, Arsenic Kisses, has been nominated for
L'Horror Award at La Campanella Awards. Voting will begin on October 19th.
Congratulations & keep up the great writing!"

WHAT THE FUCK I'VE NEVER EVEN HEARD OF THAT BUT IT'S AWESOME

10/6/09 -- Just posted the first chapter of "Snowflakes", a new novel that I've been considering for a while. Tell me what you think. Chapter 2 is being fiddled with.


If you've ever read anything on here... hey, thanks. You keep me going.

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1. Snowflakes » reviews
Bad things are going to happen. They're going to happen exclusively to you. And they're going to happen right now.
Horror - Fiction Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,089 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-21-09 - Published: 10-6-09
2. Arsenic Kisses » reviews
Jamie is listening to her iPod. Jamie lazily pulls the trigger. Jamie watches as the dark zombie blood drenches her body. Luckily for her, her iPod is waterproof.
Horror - Fiction Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 121,846 - Reviews: 149 - Updated: 7-25-09 - Published: 8-8-06
3. Greetings From the Black Lotus reviews
After the world went dark, there was only me, my nightmares... and Claire.
Complete - Horror - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,875 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7-3-09 - Published: 7-3-09
4. Stretch » reviews
You have twenty minutes.
Horror - Fiction Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,236 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 5-10-09 - Published: 11-5-07
5. Teeth reviews
Tear your lover inside out.
Complete - Horror - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,959 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 4-11-09 - Published: 4-11-09
6. Author, Destroyed » reviews
It's a series of sorts -- a series with no real beginning, end, or binding idea. The best kind.
General - Fiction Rated: M - English - General/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,652 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-23-08 - Published: 9-19-08
7. The Nobodies reviews
Waiting. Hunting. Eating.
Complete - Horror - Fiction Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,491 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 8-27-07 - Published: 8-27-07
8. Fifteen reviews
Just because...
Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,420 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 2-14-07 - Published: 2-14-07
9. Arsenic Kisses Deleted Parts » reviews
This is all of the stuff written for Arsenic Kisses that never made it into the actual story for one reason or another. Check them out. You might learn something.
Horror - Fiction Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-21-07 - Published: 12-3-06
10. Hybrid 39 reviews
Megan has a... um... ahem, condition. Oneshot
Complete - Horror - Fiction Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,826 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 9-6-06 - Published: 9-6-06
11. Eat » reviews
Does it make you happy, doing what you do? Does it satisfy you to eat your fellow man, to devour and mutilate their bodies and shame their very souls? Absolutely not for the squeamish or faint of heart.
Complete - Horror - Fiction Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,013 - Reviews: 63 - Updated: 7-18-06 - Published: 1-7-06
12. Babies Come From Wal Mart » reviews
A serious look into our very sad, very sick near future. WAL MART owns 39 percent of the Earth, and 10 year old Ricky realizes the fact that they may be manufacturing humans.
Complete - Sci-Fi - Fiction Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,020 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 5-25-06 - Published: 5-3-06
13. Rebellion From the Fire » reviews
Vicki's entire life changes when she becomes the first victim of a demonic assault against the world. But when a handsome devil hunter saves her life, Vicki is finally able to take her fate into her own hands.
Supernatural - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,953 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 4-27-06 - Published: 7-6-05
14. Whispers reviews
Almost every single time, young, ignorant lovers will end up deeply disappointed.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 217 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 11-26-05 - Published: 11-26-05
15. The Grotesque Deaths of Mr & Mrs Peanut M Andem reviews
What do you think happened to that bag of M&Ms you ate earlier? Did they plop into your stomach and die without a word? Or did they fight for their lives to the very end? Oneshot
Complete - Horror - Fiction Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,307 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 11-7-05 - Published: 11-7-05
16. Infinite reviews
About the immortal, dark creatures who watch you and devour your feelings such as happiness and love.
Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 7-7-05 - Published: 7-7-05
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