Welcome. Please, sit down. I know how hard this must be, but you must realize that there was no way around it. Allow me to introduce myself. Call me Mr.Smyth. I will be assisting you in your "mission" of sorts. Ah, but I know you must be confused. That's because I just typed a whole bunch of random garbage that you just wasted your time reading. And if you're still reading this, I know indeed that you are lacking in the "life" category, but you are precisely the type of person I write my stories for. So, if you are STILL reading this, stop directly and go read something written by me, preferably what I wrote most recently. But if you aren't reading this, then go ahead and go do something else. Enjoy the fresh air. Go climb Mount Everest. Shoot cats. I don't really care what you do.Thank you for your time.
Out of Town update- I have a good plan for it, but I won't update it until I rewrite what it is now... which is neither very good nor very long.